Yesterday I was being cyber-bullied by a bunch of twelve year olds. After that day, I swore I never wanted to feel as bad as I had that day. So I researched…
I looked at the cool forumers, analyzing the traits they had that I did not; I made a Venn diagram comparing us. Finally, I got it! The coolest forumers have one quality that I do not: they are thoroughly convinced they are something other than human. Mahmoud is a frog; Isaac is a bunny; but what was I?
I found my meaning…so from here on out, I am celery.
Yes, celery, everyone's favorite vegetable. Hopefully this will get me the attention I so desperately crave.