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KillaFlameForumAccount
09-17-2014, 03:44 PM
They are the food staple of the modern world.
FRIES./CHIPS./FRENCH FRIES.
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BUT!
My dear forumer's,

The quality of these potato-based carbohydrates have dropped significantly.

Let me tell you what these boxes of fries contained in the 1970's.

Crushed insect's/Insect fragment's

Potatoes

Hydrogenated Oil.

Oil

Dextrose

Sodium acid pyrophosphate

Citric acid

And of course, you guessed it:

Dimethylpolysiloxane!

Now let me go back to those potatoes.
They are usually peel the skin off the potatoes and chop them into shapes that look like fries.

But, in a food reform that occured in the 1990's, it was declared that they were too un-nutritious, they had to choose these option's or they would have to declare their salt and oil content on the packet:


O Use Oil of soybean's
O Use the skin of the potato.

Obviously, you would never use the skin, so they went for using soybean oil.

This soybean oil curl's the fries while in the oil and shrink's it.

This create's lot's of little crispy fries.

This is sorcery I tell you!

WE MUST PROTEST AGAINST THIS SATANIC SUBSTANCE OF TRICKERY!


THIS SOYBEAN OIL IS A MENACE AND MUST BE STAMPED OUT OF SOCIETY. :mad:




Do you agree?

Applez
09-17-2014, 04:05 PM
*eats some fries*

K

KillaFlameForumAccount
09-17-2014, 04:07 PM
*eats some fries*

K

Thank you for your contribution.

InstaRabbit
09-18-2014, 06:59 AM
Sounds more tasty than it accually is

mokky
09-18-2014, 07:10 AM
Fries+mayo

FriDaze
09-18-2014, 08:08 AM
Fries+mayo

Don't even get me started on mayo...

InstaRabbit
09-18-2014, 09:50 AM
Don't even get me started on mayo...

mayo + nnaise