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Snowi
10-07-2014, 12:14 AM
As you swagger into the tavern, you notice a bar in the corner standing next to a static TV. You're interested in buying a drink.

The bartender recommends that you buy the House Special Cocktailida. You ask him what a 'cocktailida' is supposed to be.

GAME TIME!

Basically, everyone posts an ingredient that's supposed to be in the House Special. But the thing is, you copy and paste the list of ingredients from the guy above you, and add your ingredient to the bottom of the list. We keep going like this until we have a giant pile of crazy ingredients. You put how you put the ingredient in. You can also add a certain action, such as "BLEND THE THING!"

By the way, you can only add one.

Ex. Guy: Add a cup of orange juice into the glass.
Dude: Add a cup of orange juice into the glass. Blend mixture until smooth.
Guy: Add a cup of orange juice into the glass. Blend mixture until smooth. Toss in toe clippings.
Gal: Add a cup of orange juice into the glass. Blend mixture until smooth. Toss in toe clippings. Pour a cup of gasoline in.

I'll start!

Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.

HerobrineFan
10-07-2014, 12:16 AM
As you swagger into the tavern, you notice a bar in the corner standing next to a static TV. You're interested in buying a drink.

The bartender recommends that you buy the House Special Cocktailida. You ask him what a 'cocktailida' is supposed to be.

GAME TIME!

Basically, everyone posts an ingredient that's supposed to be in the House Special. But the thing is, you copy and paste the list of ingredients from the guy above you, and add your ingredient to the bottom of the list. We keep going like this until we have a giant pile of crazy ingredients. You put how you put the ingredient in. You can also add a certain action, such as "BLEND THE THING!"

By the way, you can only add one.

Ex. Guy: Add a cup of orange juice into the glass.
Dude: Add a cup of orange juice into the glass. Blend mixture until smooth.
Guy: Add a cup of orange juice into the glass. Blend mixture until smooth. Toss in toe clippings.
Gal: Add a cup of orange juice into the glass. Blend mixture until smooth. Toss in toe clippings. Pour a cup of gasoline in.

I'll start!

Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.

Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle

Mrs.TommoSwag
10-07-2014, 12:16 AM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat

HerobrineFan
10-07-2014, 12:21 AM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat

Coca Cola,Ask Elsa to Freeze it up to -100

Warp Rat
10-07-2014, 12:21 AM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails

Snowi
10-07-2014, 10:20 PM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails
Drop the bass into the mixture and blend evenly

EyeBallz
10-07-2014, 10:39 PM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails
Drop the bass into the mixture and blend evenly
Add a drop of poison

Mrs.TommoSwag
10-07-2014, 10:53 PM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails
Drop the bass into the mixture and blend evenly
Take the solution and add 1 liter of saliva

~Rapidfire~
10-07-2014, 11:17 PM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails
Drop the bass into the mixture and blend evenly
Take the solution and add 1 liter of saliva
Pee in it

HerobrineFan
10-08-2014, 12:03 AM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails
Drop the bass into the mixture and blend evenly
Take the solution and add 1 liter of saliva
Pee in it

Ask Elsa to freeze it 100-

Applez
10-08-2014, 12:13 AM
Add bowser's eye balls

Mrs.TommoSwag
10-08-2014, 12:53 AM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails
Drop the bass into the mixture and blend evenly
Take the solution and add 1 liter of saliva
Pee in it
Mix well in put it in the microwave, microwave it for a hour.

yoman1
10-08-2014, 01:12 AM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails
Drop the bass into the mixture and blend evenly
Take the solution and add 1 liter of saliva
Pee in it
Mix well in put it in the microwave, microwave it for a hour.

Destroy microwave. Place microwave bits in blender with the drink.

BudderMeow
10-08-2014, 02:17 AM
Destroy microwave. Place microwave bits in blender with the drink.

Add rainbow turtles in it.

Anulot
10-08-2014, 02:17 AM
Destroy microwave. Place microwave bits in blender with the drink.

Pour in some Chem G, Chem B, and Chem Y.

Splash a bit of Chem M in for color.

Areodax
10-08-2014, 11:05 AM
Pour in some Chem G, Chem B, and Chem Y.

Splash a bit of Chem M in for color.
Putting in a little Mushroom Spores, for extra punch (in the face).

ʚXia0YooJinɞ
10-08-2014, 11:23 AM
Putting in a little Mushroom Spores, for extra punch (in the face).
Put some crazy powder and happy powder.

Kizzon
10-08-2014, 12:40 PM
OMG, guys, read the thread!
You have to copy the WHOLE ingredient list, and add yours to your post!

Areodax
10-08-2014, 12:56 PM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails
Drop the bass into the mixture and blend evenly
Take the solution and add 1 liter of saliva
Pee in it
Mix well in put it in the microwave, microwave it for a hour.
Destroy microwave. Place microwave bits in blender with the drink.
Add rainbow turtles in it
Pour in some Chem G, Chem B, and Chem Y.
Splash a bit of Chem M in for color.
Putting in a little Mushroom Spores, for extra punch (in the face).
Put some crazy powder and happy powder.

and some Steak.

Maryjane
10-08-2014, 01:01 PM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails
Drop the bass into the mixture and blend evenly
Take the solution and add 1 liter of saliva
Pee in it
Mix well in put it in the microwave, microwave it for a hour.
Destroy microwave. Place microwave bits in blender with the drink.
Add rainbow turtles in it
Pour in some Chem G, Chem B, and Chem Y.
Splash a bit of Chem M in for color.
Putting in a little Mushroom Spores, for extra punch (in the face).
Put some crazy powder and happy powder.

and some Steak.

Spice up the drink with horse hair, scraped straight from the Stables.

Snowi
10-13-2014, 01:18 AM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails
Drop the bass into the mixture and blend evenly
Take the solution and add 1 liter of saliva
Pee in it
Mix well in put it in the microwave, microwave it for a hour.
Destroy microwave. Place microwave bits in blender with the drink.
Add rainbow turtles in it
Pour in some Chem G, Chem B, and Chem Y.
Splash a bit of Chem M in for color.
Putting in a little Mushroom Spores, for extra punch (in the face).
Put some crazy powder and happy powder.

and some Steak.

Spice up the drink with horse hair, scraped straight from the Stables.
Dice up a couple of dice and throw into the mixture. Make sure to roll at least a 4.

Bamboo2004
10-13-2014, 01:33 AM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails
Drop the bass into the mixture and blend evenly
Take the solution and add 1 liter of saliva
Pee in it
Mix well in put it in the microwave, microwave it for a hour.
Destroy microwave. Place microwave bits in blender with the drink.
Add rainbow turtles in it
Pour in some Chem G, Chem B, and Chem Y.
Splash a bit of Chem M in for color.
Putting in a little Mushroom Spores, for extra punch (in the face).
Put some crazy powder and happy powder.

and some Steak.

Spice up the drink with horse hair, scraped straight from the Stables.
Dice up a couple of dice and throw into the mixture. Make sure to roll at least a 4.

Throw in alittle rotten bamboo stalks.
Mash up 5 air robs for a taste (of feet)
Whack Anteater and dip his blood in.

Applez
10-13-2014, 01:49 AM
Create the drink in a barrel before serving - start with sewage water.
Put Mutation Chemicals in and a Turtle
Add a cup of smelly sweat
pour in 2 pounds of dead snails
Drop the bass into the mixture and blend evenly
Take the solution and add 1 liter of saliva
Pee in it
Mix well in put it in the microwave, microwave it for a hour.
Destroy microwave. Place microwave bits in blender with the drink.
Add rainbow turtles in it
Pour in some Chem G, Chem B, and Chem Y.
Splash a bit of Chem M in for color.
Putting in a little Mushroom Spores, for extra punch (in the face).
Put some crazy powder and happy powder.

and some Steak.

Spice up the drink with horse hair, scraped straight from the Stables.
Dice up a couple of dice and throw into the mixture. Make sure to roll at least a 4.

Throw in alittle rotten bamboo stalks.
Mash up 5 air robs for a taste (of feet)
Whack Anteater and dip his blood in.
Add some dancing bananas