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Zaro
10-30-2014, 02:15 AM
Someone tell me a joke, I just wanna hear how funny people are

But no yo mama jokes

Here is the first joke

Me: wanna hear a joke?
Stranger: sure
Me: Zaro
Both: AHAHAHAHAHA

Play360
10-30-2014, 02:16 AM
It's not much funny m8!

Shawn Wilson
10-30-2014, 02:17 AM
Every single joke I know would get me banned from the forums...

Shawn Wilson
10-30-2014, 02:18 AM
Why was 6 scared of 7? Its because 7 ate 9.

Zaro
10-30-2014, 02:19 AM
Where do newbies park cars? In the GARpark

where do newbies go on holiday? To MadagasGAR

Where do newbies like to plant their trees? In the GARden!

What do newbies like to eat? GARlic.

I loves the jokes and i also love that you put your name in the funny part

Spotlight
10-30-2014, 02:23 AM
Okay.
How do you confuse a blonde?

Mahmoud
10-30-2014, 02:25 AM
Here is a joke

When the duck walked up to the man in the stand
And said: Hi got any grapes?
The man said : no I only have lemonade
And then boom they got nuked by haters...
Liek if you cri evry tiem (P.S I didn't cri)

Megazork
10-30-2014, 02:26 AM
Every single joke I know would get me banned from the forums...

Same ._.

I shed tears all the days of my life

Maryjane
10-30-2014, 02:27 AM
What do you call a hoe but it's mine?
Minhoe.

What do you call a fish when it's being bad?
Badbass.

Four has problems with his eyes. He's foursighted.

#BadJokesAreBad

JOSHIE63
10-30-2014, 03:09 AM
What did the tree say to the other tree?

We're both trees.

Shredder2600
10-30-2014, 03:14 AM
Here's one from the early 2000s. Terrible times.

Bonzi buddy: What did the beaver say to the tree?

You(pissed off): what, you monstrosity?! Get in the recycling bin!!

Bonzi buddy: It's been nice gnawing you! (Over exaggerated laugh and demonic laugh)

Bonzi buddy is the infamous computer spyware from the early 2000s. You can still download it today on your PC, windows 7 and below no 8. It won't harm you anymore cause there's nobody on the other end. The company has long since been shut down.

Evets1
10-30-2014, 03:22 AM
Someone tell me a joke, I just wanna hear how funny people are

But no yo mama jokes

Here is the first joke

Me: wanna hear a joke?
Stranger: sure
Me: Zaro
Both: AHAHAHAHAHA

-A backwards poet writes inverse.

-In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.

-When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

-He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

-Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

SilverEagle
10-30-2014, 04:13 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road.


Because he was standing next to me

SilversoulX
10-30-2014, 04:16 AM
What do newbies call a twister? A TORnado!
What is an astronaut's favourite meal time? LAUNCH time!
What do you call a duck that is new to being a doctor? A DuckTor!
What is a skeleton's favourite instrument? The Trom-bone!
What do you call a fish with wheels? A Car! (Gar)
Why are penguins popular on the Internet? Because they have Web-feet!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSH

Hope you laugh!

SilversoulX
11-01-2014, 06:11 PM
Bump for the jokes!!! It's no wrong sub forum people are saying Growtopia-related words in their jokes.

SilversoulX
11-08-2014, 04:33 AM
BUMP! ksdflksadhmf lkdshfidmhglkudjslhgkjfdvnkldf

GoldMedal
11-08-2014, 05:29 AM
Where do newbies park cars? In the GARpark

where do newbies go on holiday? To MadagasGAR

Where do newbies like to plant their trees? In the GARden!

What do newbies like to eat? GARlic.

Lol, I like how you used your name. I also find it funny that a lot of the names you get before you have a grow ID are like garsnake_628 or icegar_821.

DangerousG
11-08-2014, 05:31 AM
Growganoth is a drop game host that comes ONLY during halloween!

Why is a drop game like an unsharpened pencil? It has no point!

(Wheres meh ringshot )

MagicDragon
11-08-2014, 06:32 AM
Dad : What Did You DO !!! :mad:


Me : I Swear Dad It Wasnt My Mistake


Dad : Who's Mistake Is it then :confused::confused:


Me : Edvoid's Mistake


The end

Another Joke

Seth And Hamumu Have Made A Mistake In Our Game ....

It Was Edvoid's Mistake

HerobrineFan
11-08-2014, 06:41 AM
Hey Dude.I heard some Stoopid guy bought tickets to

XBOX

LIVEEE

iGarNub
11-08-2014, 08:14 AM
I wonder if you get this:

What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.


OOOOOOOOOH
(no infraction pl0x)

STYX
11-08-2014, 08:20 AM
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SilversoulX
11-08-2014, 08:24 AM
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What about the given newbie names like Gar, Tor, Duck, Snake, etc. Aren't those words Growtopia Related?

PotatoMarco
11-08-2014, 09:32 AM
Growganoth is a drop game host that comes ONLY during halloween!

Why is a drop game like an unsharpened pencil? It has no point!
(Wheres meh ringshot )
drop games do have a point

Hey Dude.I heard some Stoopid guy bought tickets to

XBOX

LIVEEE
probably the only joke here that made me giggle lol

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hahahahahahaha

dont open the spoiler if you arent mature enough c:

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?
Michael Phelps can finish a race

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
(not telling, can get me banned)

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting In

How do you blindfold a chinese person?
Dental Floss

NOTE: all jokes here are jokes. okay? okay. please dont take them seriously or something

HolyCookie
11-08-2014, 04:04 PM
Here is a joke:

Pete is a boy whose mother thinks LOL means Lots Of Love
Some day pete recieves a message from his mother:
LOL your bunny died

CoryT
11-08-2014, 04:10 PM
Link: Hey Iink, wanna hear a joke?

Iink: sure

Link: whats crying, red, and scratching on glass

Iink: you when gannon trapped you in the Eldin Caves?

Link: ...no

A BABY IN THE MICROWAVE!:yeah:



Iink:http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSHoT3nu_-kfSG9ToipQgvJ7DdmQUQLr7nz6jkCQ89925nyziGGuSy4Q

PotatoMarco
11-08-2014, 04:14 PM
Link: Hey Iink, wanna hear a joke?

Iink: sure

Link: whats crying, red, and scratching on glass

Iink: you when gannon trapped you in the Eldin Caves?

Link: ...no

A BABY IN THE MICROWAVE!:yeah:



Iink:http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSHoT3nu_-kfSG9ToipQgvJ7DdmQUQLr7nz6jkCQ89925nyziGGuSy4Q

oh my gosh haha,
reminds me of this joke:

what's the difference between a chicken and a baby?
around 20 minutes in the microwave.

Drave
11-08-2014, 04:16 PM
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
Rock was never alive but a dead baby was

playerde
11-08-2014, 04:16 PM
Someone tell me a joke, I just wanna hear how funny people are

But no yo mama jokes

Here is the first joke

Me: wanna hear a joke?
Stranger: sure
Me: Zaro
Both: AHAHAHAHAHA

Do u want to get me banned?

Megazork
11-08-2014, 04:18 PM
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Drave
11-08-2014, 04:20 PM
Do u want to get me banned?

U wot m8? (10 chars)

playerde
11-08-2014, 04:21 PM
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

LOLZZZZZZ :excl::excl::excl:

CoryT
11-08-2014, 04:25 PM
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkYa7v7KIEwXbPO0QWzIGLDaKZyO12W s0WBQM2XFo78sqFBKgMq1ElyiOO

Lol i got a better one

what has 16 wheels and flies


a garbage truck

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnW8iA8yDbGZBhpz2Ou21mdQTlyhmaE LIb1Gfx9u09C4KwdnSMzU-W6WIQ

Imanapp_For_Teh_Win!
11-08-2014, 05:16 PM
drop games do have a point

probably the only joke here that made me giggle lol

hahahahahahaha

dont open the spoiler if you arent mature enough c:

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?
Michael Phelps can finish a race

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
(not telling, can get me banned)

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting In

How do you blindfold a chinese person?
Dental Floss

NOTE: all jokes here are jokes. okay? okay. please dont take them seriously or something

Hahahahahahaha allha ojhsvaojb sojb aj hizoh ziohzvossks,sspssl (pm me the rock one pls)


I wonder if you get this:

What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.


OOOOOOOOOH
(no infraction pl0x)

Ooooh dayum tha police be liek oh dayum he kewl we betta stay away from him he kewl

U kewl.

K.

HerobrineFan
11-09-2014, 03:38 AM
Why does everyone ignore Elsa in a Internet Flame War?

Because they don't want to cool down

ooooo

PURPLE585
11-09-2014, 05:02 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Megazork
11-09-2014, 05:04 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the person telling this joke had ebola

PURPLE585
11-09-2014, 05:09 AM
Because the person telling this joke had ebola

;-;

Y u do dis.

On a side note, post 3000. Yay?

Applez
11-09-2014, 05:15 AM
I was walking around on a winter night and a snowman grabbed my jacket

I yelled, "Let it go!"

CoryT
11-09-2014, 05:18 AM
Because the person telling this joke had ebola

thats not funny


that s horrific:cry:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsXcOgHpadydhmrp5qBIrSH1VjDGcoA Q5qkdqoe7nzm-3YlouS6MG-3C0

HerobrineFan
11-09-2014, 05:21 AM
I was walking around on a winter night and a snowman grabbed my jacket

I yelled, "Let it go!"

*Claps*

So I heard John.The ugly guy at our school.Got a job at a HAUNTED HOUSE

Applez
11-09-2014, 05:22 AM
I got another one:


MySpice

CoryT
11-09-2014, 05:24 AM
I got another one:


MySpice

ROTFL


HHAHAAAAHHAAA

HerobrineFan
11-09-2014, 05:26 AM
Forum War 1

Crimson Eagle

Forum war 2

Arienatler and the Belivezis

Megazork
11-09-2014, 06:01 AM
thats not funny


that s horrific:cry:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsXcOgHpadydhmrp5qBIrSH1VjDGcoA Q5qkdqoe7nzm-3YlouS6MG-3C0

The joke would've made more sense if he put bat or non human primate.

CoryT
11-09-2014, 06:19 AM
The joke would've made more sense if he put bat or non human primate.


you know whats funny?

rule 34 ebola ...

wait ...thats not funny ...its plain wierd

but should be used for a troll

teemumu12345
11-09-2014, 12:12 PM
Where do newbies park cars? In the GARpark

where do newbies go on holiday? To MadagasGAR

Where do newbies like to plant their trees? In the GARden!

What do newbies like to eat? GARlic.

Where newbies like to throw food on? GARbage

Where do newbies make a band? at their GARage

How do newbies tie their stuff? GARter

- - - Updated - - -


Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it saw chicks :)

Maryjane
11-09-2014, 12:25 PM
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Jewnazi jokes incoming! (I'm not being racist Q_Q It's just really really sick humor)
Where did the Jews go after the gassing ? Everywhere!
What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
A boy scout comes back from his camp.
How do you help a jew with ADHD?
Concentration camp.

CoryT
11-09-2014, 01:05 PM
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Jewnazi jokes incoming! (I'm not being racist Q_Q It's just really really sick humor)
Where did the Jews go after the gassing ? Everywhere!
What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
A boy scout comes back from his camp.
How do you help a jew with ADHD?
Concentration camp.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRseP30r4gChhsKNljCkZxJXYhhu9AVp 92vqTNh70lBCF308Qt93itDv9I
if this kid exsisted

Im sure Cartman would be on your side