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Paintless
11-09-2014, 06:29 AM
Lets play the random excuse game i dont know if anyone invented this on the forums yet but ltes play ok so here how it goes i have to ask you why you didnt do somthing and you make up a random excuse

Example:
First person:Why havent you cleaned you room?
Second person: Because i was cleaning umm Grandmas room oops.
Why haven't you un clogged the toilet?
Third person: Because i was at the toilet store.

ill start Why havent you given me the potato yet?

BudderMeow
11-09-2014, 06:32 AM
Lets play the random excuse game i dont know if anyone invented this on the forums yet but ltes play ok so here how it goes i have to ask you why you didnt do somthing and you make up a random excuse

Example:
First person:Why havent you cleaned you room?
Second person: Because i was cleaning umm Grandmas room oops.
Why haven't you un clogged the toilet?
Third person: Because i was at the toilet store.

ill start Why havent you given me the potato yet?

Because I don't want to.
Why haven't you replied to to this reply yet?

CoryT
11-09-2014, 06:34 AM
Stepdad: Cory why isnt the countertops wiped down?

Cory: because you said wash the dishes

Stepdad: but wiping the countertops down is part of washing dishes

Cory: Not really...i dont eat off the countertops ..i eat off plates!

Paintless
11-09-2014, 06:38 AM
Because I don't want to.
Why haven't you replied to to this reply yet?

Because i already did BOOM!
Why didnt you give me 20 dollars already

SCOOBYDOOFAN
11-09-2014, 06:42 AM
Because I don't have that money sitting around.

Why didn't you give me your 20$?

Mahmoud
11-09-2014, 06:48 AM
Because I don't have that money sitting around.

Why didn't you give me your 20$?

Because I gave them for slender.. he kept yelling give me 20 dollars.

Why didn't you jump of this valley. .

Paintless
11-09-2014, 07:01 AM
Because I gave them for slender.. he kept yelling give me 20 dollars.

Why didn't you jump of this valley. .

Because i was using the bathroom

why havent you done a back flip yet?

Maryjane
11-09-2014, 09:00 AM
Because i was using the bathroom

why havent you done a back flip yet?

Because I was too busy learning how to split.

Why haven't you married Spiderman yet?

CoryT
11-09-2014, 09:07 AM
Because I was too busy learning how to split.

Why haven't you married Spiderman yet?


Because i have arachnoidphobia or whatever

Why havent People licked the Liberty statue?

CoryT
11-09-2014, 09:17 AM
Because people were licking me.

Why haven't you guys licked me yet?

0-0 ... well...I don't lick people

i dont want my saliva on other people skin/clothes

why havent you guys evolved yet?

dangerznez
11-09-2014, 11:15 AM
Because I am still 2 young to evolve

Why didn't you go to the kitchen yet?

CoryT
11-09-2014, 11:17 AM
Because I am still 2 young to evolve

Why didn't you go to the kitchen yet?
i don't feel like it

why dont people like legnd of zelda

Paintless
11-09-2014, 04:12 PM
i don't feel like it

why dont people like legnd of zelda

Because umm its confusing time to time :whistling:

Why havent you cleaned my room

Baymax
11-09-2014, 04:16 PM
Because umm its confusing time to time :whistling:

Why havent you cleaned my room

Because a patato flew around your room before you came.

Why didnt you brush your teeth?

Brys
11-09-2014, 04:29 PM
Because a patato flew around your room before you came.

Why didnt you brush your teeth?

I had to go buy mouthwash.

Paintless
11-09-2014, 05:57 PM
I had to go buy mouthwash.

You didnt ask a why didnt you question.ill do it

why didnt you get me a pet tiger?

LifeSupport
11-09-2014, 06:02 PM
You didnt ask a why didnt you question.ill do it

why didnt you get me a pet tiger?

Because I was getting you a pet turtle/

Why haven't you guys kissed my grandma?

Mrs.TommoSwag
11-09-2014, 06:02 PM
You didnt ask a why didnt you question.ill do it

why didnt you get me a pet tiger?

Because the tiger ate you.
Why haven't you killed Justin Bieber yet?

LifeSupport
11-09-2014, 06:04 PM
Because the tiger ate you.
Why haven't you killed Justin Bieber yet?

Because you like him.

Why haven't you killed Miley cyrus yet?

Paintless
11-09-2014, 06:12 PM
Because you like him.

Why haven't you killed Miley cyrus yet?

because she told me to let it go
why didnt you wash my car?

LifeSupport
11-09-2014, 06:14 PM
because she told me to let it go
why didnt you wash my car?

Because you told me to wash your clothes.

Why didn't you ship my pants?

Paintless
11-09-2014, 07:26 PM
Because you told me to wash your clothes.

Why didn't you ship my pants?

Because they were already on the plane

why didnt you give me french fries :crazy:

Trollrage
11-09-2014, 07:27 PM
Because they were already on the plane

why didnt you give me french fries :crazy:

Because my Doge at em.

Why did you eat my Doritos and drank my Mountain dew?

_Lennart_
11-09-2014, 07:27 PM
Because they were already on the plane

why didnt you give me french fries :crazy:

cuz

why didnt you didnt didnt you didnt didnt?

LifeSupport
11-09-2014, 07:28 PM
Because they were already on the plane

why didnt you give me french fries :crazy:

Because you wanted british fries

Why didn't you give me french toast?

Paintless
11-09-2014, 07:54 PM
Because you wanted british fries

Why didn't you give me french toast?

Guys stay in order let me give you a question

why didnt you buy me a mansion

Kitty168
11-09-2014, 07:57 PM
Guys stay in order let me give you a question

why didnt you buy me a mansion

Because I only have 1 wl
Why u gotta be so ruuude?

Paintless
11-09-2014, 07:59 PM
Because I only have 1 wl
Why u gotta be so ruuude?

Because you didnt give me your blessing

why didnt you get me a nyan cat hat

Boomer
11-09-2014, 08:04 PM
Because you didnt give me your blessing

why didnt you get me a nyan cat hat

Because I got you a Taco Dog instead.

Why didn't you unlock my iPad?

LifeSupport
11-09-2014, 08:20 PM
Because I got you a Taco Dog instead.

Why didn't you unlock my iPad?

Becuz I'm stupid

Why didn't you kill my dog?

Paintless
11-09-2014, 08:28 PM
Becuz I'm stupid

Why didn't you kill my dog?

Because dogs are like bears i think

why didnt you get me a invisible ring

Trollrage
11-09-2014, 08:40 PM
Because dogs are like bears i think

why didnt you get me a invisible ring

Because I had to get one myself.

Why didn't you buy doritos?

playerde
11-09-2014, 09:11 PM
Because I had to get one myself.

Why didn't you buy doritos?

I like lays.

Why havent u given me all ure money?

Areodax
11-09-2014, 09:20 PM
I like lays.

Why havent u given me all ure money?

Becuz I'm growing a money farm.

Why u no giv me free stuf? :crazy:

Paintless
11-09-2014, 09:49 PM
Becuz I'm growing a money farm.

Why u no giv me free stuf? :crazy:

Because i gave it to growganoth

dangerznez
11-09-2014, 10:44 PM
*** is your question ugh I will do it

Why haven't u give growch a gift

playerde
11-10-2014, 12:09 AM
*** is your question ugh I will do it

Why haven't u give growch a gift

Because i want it,

Why dont u give me that pizza

Paintless
11-10-2014, 01:46 AM
Because i want it,

Why dont u give me that pizza
Because i dont like pizza

why didnt you take a bath

CoryT
11-10-2014, 02:50 AM
Because i dont like pizza

why didnt you take a bath

Because i dont smell


Why didn't you resurrect Mozart?

Faolan
11-10-2014, 06:45 AM
Because he's dead.
Why didn't you take a selfie with me?

Mrs.TommoSwag
11-10-2014, 07:18 AM
Because he's dead.
Why didn't you take a selfie with me?

Because I was busying taking a Group Selfie.
Why did you not party with me?

dangerznez
11-10-2014, 07:58 AM
Because I was partying with another dude
Why didn't you go to my house

CoryT
11-10-2014, 10:22 AM
Because I was partying with another dude
Why didn't you go to my house

because i didn't want to


why did you eat all the cookie cutters?

PotatoMarco
11-10-2014, 11:12 AM
because i didn't want to


why did you eat all the cookie cutters?

because im suicidal.

why didnt u marry me?

Baymax
11-11-2014, 01:25 AM
because im suicidal.

why didnt u marry me?

Because your a boy and I'm a robot.

Why didn't you play Growtopia?

playerde
11-11-2014, 01:30 AM
Because your a boy and I'm a robot.

Why didn't you play Growtopia?

Its :poop:
why dont u play tanked

Tech
11-11-2014, 01:35 AM
Its :poop:
why dont u play tanked

Hold up, I'm not playin.

What is the square root of 31?

playerde
11-11-2014, 01:40 AM
Hold up, I'm not playin.

What is the square root of 31?

PlayerDe rocks

Why not playin

TheDreamCloud
11-11-2014, 09:51 AM
PlayerDe rocks

Why not playin

Because my "dog" turned into a "lamp"

Why didn't you attend my birds funeral?

TheDreamCloud
11-12-2014, 01:15 AM
Because your bird gave me the bird flu!

Why didn't you go to school today?

Because I didn't feel like it

Why did you put the cat in the washing machine?

Maryjane
11-12-2014, 01:22 AM
Because I didn't feel like it

Why did you put the cat in the washing machine?

Because I was wondering if there could be any mice in the machine.

Why did you take all the colors away?

TheDreamCloud
11-12-2014, 01:23 AM
Because I was wondering if there could be any mice in the machine.

Why did you take all the colors away?

Because I was hungry.

Why did you sniff my pillow?

Maryjane
11-12-2014, 01:25 AM
Because I was hungry.

Why did you sniff my pillow?

Because I wanted to check for pillow odor.

Why didn't you go to your best friend's wedding?

TheDreamCloud
11-12-2014, 01:29 AM
Because I wanted to check for pillow odor.

Why didn't you go to your best friend's wedding?

Because my best friend wasn't going to have a wedding, I trapped my best friend in the basement.

Why is there broken glass on the floor?

yoman1
11-12-2014, 01:52 AM
Because my best friend wasn't going to have a wedding, I trapped my best friend in the basement.

Why is there broken glass on the floor?

Because you put it there. -_-

Why is my dog unconscious?

lolgal96
11-12-2014, 01:58 AM
Because you put it there. -_-

Why is my dog unconscious?

Um, uh, er, 24!

WHY IS MY COPY OF POKEMON GOLD MISSING?!?!?!??!!

yoman1
11-12-2014, 02:17 AM
Um, uh, er, 24!

WHY IS MY COPY OF POKEMON GOLD MISSING?!?!?!??!!

Because CraigsList was having a special.

Why is my house in fire?

EasykGT
11-12-2014, 02:21 AM
Why didnt you donate me Durt M8's?

yoman1
11-12-2014, 02:40 AM
Why didnt you donate me Durt M8's?

Cuz I decided to give you a wl instead.

Why did you drop your pheonix wings in front of a scammer?

HerobrineFan
11-12-2014, 03:30 AM
Cuz I decided to give you a wl instead.

Why did you drop your pheonix wings in front of a scammer?

That was a Manniquin.Get yo facts straight.

Why did you read Ben Drowned at midnight?

TheDreamCloud
11-12-2014, 03:54 AM
That was a Manniquin.Get yo facts straight.

Why did you read Ben Drowned at midnight?

Because my cat jumped out the window.

Why did you eat the computer?

Ekraam873
11-12-2014, 04:02 AM
Because my cat jumped out the window.

Why did you eat the computer?

Bcuz i am a screen junkie.

Why did u lick the fountain?

TheDreamCloud
11-12-2014, 06:50 AM
Bcuz i am a screen junkie.

Why did u lick the fountain?

Because I wanted to, deal with it lol

Why did you smell the cabbage?

optimuswhat
11-12-2014, 07:52 AM
Because I wanted to, deal with it lol

Why did you smell the cabbage?

I thought it was a bagel

Why did you destroy the Holy Bagel?!

Maryjane
11-12-2014, 09:41 AM
I thought it was a bagel

Why did you destroy the Holy Bagel?!

I destroyed it for the glory of causing mankind's destruction.

Why didn't you eat the Holy Bagel?

CoryT
11-12-2014, 10:29 PM
I destroyed it for the glory of causing mankind's destruction.

Why didn't you eat the Holy Bagel?

because it wasnt "holy" enough


Why didn't you watch

Cyanide and Happiness~ Grandma's house~

Mrs.TommoSwag
11-12-2014, 10:36 PM
because it wasnt "holy" enough


Why didn't you watch

Cyanide and Happiness~ Grandma's house~

Because I was too lazy to.
Why didn't you watch Death Note with me?

HerobrineFan
11-12-2014, 10:40 PM
Because I was too lazy to.
Why didn't you watch Death Note with me?

Because I just became Mayor in Ledaworks.(ACNL)

Why did you move Sylvia?

playerde
11-12-2014, 10:41 PM
Because I just became Mayor in Ledaworks.(ACNL)

Why did you move Sylvia?

I didnt u did

Why didn't u download warthunder?

CoryT
11-12-2014, 10:53 PM
I didnt u did

Why didn't u download warthunder?

becuase its a Trojan virus


Why didnt you stop replying to this thread?

playerde
11-12-2014, 11:08 PM
becuase its a Trojan virus


Why didnt you stop replying to this thread?

Because u got grounded


What does this mean :)

TheDreamCloud
11-13-2014, 12:03 AM
Because u got grounded


What does this mean :)

Because a pigeon flew out of the oven

Why did you eat a piranha?

grapezzzz19
11-13-2014, 12:07 AM
Because a pigeon flew out of the oven

Why did you eat a piranha?

because i listen to darude sandstorm and it was awesome

why did you go to hell?

yoman1
11-13-2014, 01:53 AM
because i listen to darude sandstorm and it was awesome

why did you go to hell?

Because I had a fight with a Cardinal.

Why do I have a dead girl in my bedroom?

HerobrineFan
11-13-2014, 02:29 AM
Because I had a fight with a Cardinal.

Why do I have a dead girl in my bedroom?

*cough* Jeff da Killer,

Why did you arrest Gar_Nub

TheDreamCloud
11-13-2014, 04:48 AM
*cough* Jeff da Killer,

Why did you arrest Gar_Nub

Because he saved a fish..from drowning

Why were you chasing that beaver?

WindyLink560
11-13-2014, 04:58 AM
OMG PERFECT TIME TO SHARE.
So, at my school, me and my friends, we left the building to go screw around outside for no reason, right? Anyway, there's like.... 7 of us. We figure out from someone else, that a teacher assistant was looking for us. So, I peek around the corner, AND THERE SHE WAS. THE 51 YEAR OLD LADY. So, I do what any person would do. I RUN FOR THE HILLS. So we are all running, and my friend yells "Get behind the corner of the building!" And a second before we get there, she yells "STRAAAAAAAAWP!" So we stop in our tracks, sweating, tired, but still full of energy. We walk over. She says "Whrat u doin m8?" And we stood for a second. Then, one of us steps up and says "Playing tag." AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THE F THE TEACHER ASSISTANT WAS SMOKIN, BUT SHE JUST SAID "Ok." AND LEFT. ***. Dodged a fkin bullet.

Paintless
11-13-2014, 04:59 AM
Because he saved a fish..from drowning

Why were you chasing that beaver?

Because he was insulting the bear ~>[ATTACH=CONFIG]56497[/ATTACH

why didnt you make it snow?

Drave
11-13-2014, 05:02 AM
Because he was insulting the bear ~>[ATTACH=CONFIG]56497[/ATTACH

why didnt you make it snow?

Because I'm not Jack Frost
Why did you jump of the cliff?

TheDreamCloud
11-13-2014, 05:45 AM
Because I'm not Jack Frost
Why did you jump of the cliff?

Because someone said there was a goldfish at the bottom of the pit.

Why did you kiss the ostrich?

Drave
11-13-2014, 05:49 AM
Because someone said there was a goldfish at the bottom of the pit.

Why did you kiss the ostrich?

Because I thought it my long lost home street.
Why did you ate the sponge when your doing a surgery?

WindyLink560
11-13-2014, 06:05 AM
Because I thought it my long lost home street.
Why did you ate the sponge when your doing a surgery?

Becoz sponges are yum yum

Why did you DISS MY SPONGES?

CoryT
11-13-2014, 08:08 AM
Becoz sponges are yum yum

Why did you DISS MY SPONGES?

It's yellow and squishy...also asorbent

Why did you cancel Ed Edd 'n Eddy?

hemebru
11-13-2014, 08:18 AM
bcos eddy ed edd

why is there a penis in the jar?

Maryjane
11-13-2014, 09:36 AM
Because hemebru tossed it in.

Why isn't there chocolate in my Crepe!?

PotatoMarco
11-13-2014, 10:11 AM
Because hemebru tossed it in.

Why isn't there chocolate in my Crepe!?

because that would be crepey (badumtss)

why are you not dylan o brien?

Maryjane
11-13-2014, 10:21 AM
because that would be crepey (badumtss)

why are you not dylan o brien?

Because my chromosomes made me into a disturbing, mentally challenged, messy haired, hormonal girl.
I wish I was thou. I'd, I'd stare at the mirror for dayz.

Why won't you share me pizza?

TheDreamCloud
11-13-2014, 01:30 PM
Because my chromosomes made me into a disturbing, mentally challenged, messy haired, hormonal girl.
I wish I was thou. I'd, I'd stare at the mirror for dayz.

Why won't you share me pizza?
Oh because this pizza isn't mine, Im just tasting it just in case its "poisonous".

Why did you poke the triceratops with a stick?

Amiable
11-13-2014, 01:32 PM
Because.. I.. Was... Hungry...very..very...very...hungry ._.

Why did you poke the chicken with a stick?
Because I thought that beef would come out of it.

Why did you rub an old man's hairy chest? :crazy:

TheDreamCloud
11-13-2014, 11:38 PM
Because I thought that beef would come out of it.

Why did you rub an old man's hairy chest? :crazy:

I didn't do it, it was youuuuuuu

Why won't you build a snowman with me? :crazy:

playerde
11-14-2014, 12:20 AM
I didn't do it, it was youuuuuuu

Why won't you build a snowman with me? :crazy:

Because i made one.

Why wont u give re snowman to me?

TheDreamCloud
11-14-2014, 03:09 AM
Because i made one.

Why wont u give re snowman to me?

Because I don't have a snowman I haven't built one yet

Why did you try drinking the cookies?

dangerznez
11-14-2014, 12:16 PM
Because I don't have a snowman I haven't built one yet

Why did you try drinking the cookies?

Because da drink was cookie flavor xD

Why did u go to the girls/boys bathroom (depends if u are a girl or boy)

CoryT
11-14-2014, 02:16 PM
Because da drink was cookie flavor xD

Why did u go to the girls/boys bathroom (depends if u are a girl or boy)

I went to both bathrooms ... had to wash my face:o


Why didn't you give spongebob some mints after he ate his sundae

KrazyCar
11-15-2014, 01:13 AM
I went to both bathrooms ... had to wash my face:o


Why didn't you give spongebob some mints after he ate his sundae

Because I was too busy vacuuming mice out of peoples beards.
Why didn't you eat my meatloaf?

CoryT
11-15-2014, 01:15 AM
Because I was too busy vacuuming mice out of peoples beards.
Why didn't you eat my meatloaf?

The meatloaf was made of the rats that you vacuumed out from the people's beards


Why didnt you give me a dirt seed

KrazyCar
11-15-2014, 01:45 AM
The meatloaf was made of the rats that you vacuumed out from the people's beards


Why didnt you give me a dirt seed

Cause I put it in the meatloaf.
Why didn't you Give me your fanny pack filled with radioactive lipstick?