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Zfert
11-14-2014, 11:24 PM
my mom has a friend over and she brought her kids and they wont shut up and i cant get my homework done omg help

PURPLE585
11-14-2014, 11:26 PM
my mom has a friend over and she brought her kids and they wont shut up and i cant get my homework done omg help

What kind of homework?

Zfert
11-14-2014, 11:27 PM
What kind of homework?

History

its all research and it requires concentration

and thats hard when you got 3 kids pulling on your hoodie strings

Harnm
11-14-2014, 11:27 PM
Weekends.
Try having fun with them than finish it later in the weekend.
My moms friends bring babies all the time.
I just have fun with them and forget what else I have to do.

Sheth
11-14-2014, 11:27 PM
One word, gags.

Lmao this is happening to me right now too, just leave them alone and they'll settle in and become a bit quieter eventually.

CoryT
11-14-2014, 11:28 PM
My body is Infected with chickenpox


but your situation is more serious
LOL!

TELL THEM TO BE QUIET

Harnm
11-14-2014, 11:29 PM
One word, gags.

Lmao this is happening to me right now too, just leave them alone and they'll settle in and become a bit quieter eventually.

When little kids come over to my house, they throw Legos! My mom has this box full of Legos just for little kids.
Then when they leave, I have to clean with my brother...

Zfert
11-14-2014, 11:32 PM
When little kids come over to my house, they throw Legos! My mom has this box full of Legos just for little kids.
Then when they leave, I have to clean with my brother...

Yeah my little sister (she da real mvp) managed to get all the kids in the basement (its a fernished play room for kids, i swear i dont have a dungeon)

I hope they keep it clean

PURPLE585
11-14-2014, 11:33 PM
Yeah my little sister (she da real mvp) managed to get all the kids in the basement (its a fernished play room for kids, i swear i dont have a dungeon)

I hope they keep it clean

+1 for Zfert's sister.

Zfert
11-14-2014, 11:35 PM
+1 for Zfert's sister.

http://www.rtsoft.com/forums/member.php?126775-Jpup7

^^^ sister ^^^

Sheth
11-14-2014, 11:39 PM
http://www.rtsoft.com/forums/member.php?126775-Jpup7

^^^ sister ^^^

+1 Page view for your sister

PURPLE585
11-14-2014, 11:39 PM
+1 Page view for your sister

+2 now.

Huehue.

Zfert
11-14-2014, 11:41 PM
lets get my sister 9k page views

so next time she logs on shes like "lelwat"

Zfert
11-14-2014, 11:52 PM
my moms friend and all the tiny children have left

finally i can stop procrastinating and finish my work so i can play the Binding of Issac Rebirth

Anulot
11-15-2014, 04:58 AM
Children seem attracted to colorful programs on the television. Turn a program on and lay out some snacks for them to consume. That should attract them.

However, I have not yet finished my studies on the human race so I am not 100 percent sure that this will work. I have also observed younger children enjoy bubble wrap and cardboard boxes.

craft3d
11-15-2014, 05:14 AM
Children seem attracted to colorful programs on the television. Turn a program on and lay out some snacks for them to consume. That should attract them.

However, I have not yet finished my studies on the human race so I am not 100 percent sure that this will work. I have also observed younger children enjoy bubble wrap and cardboard boxes.

i enjoy buble wrap and cardboard nub

and i'm 12

problem

CoastChaos
11-15-2014, 05:15 AM
my mom has a friend over and she brought her kids and they wont shut up and i cant get my homework done omg help

Do your homework in the bathtub and lock the door or you can punch the kid in the face and blame it on the other kid

Johan009
11-15-2014, 05:29 AM
Tiny children have a stiff neck with a fever, headache, and confusion, and infants are usually irritable, stop eating, vomit, or have other symptoms. in this way home is infected.

Drave
11-15-2014, 05:33 AM
Do your homework in the bathtub and lock the door or you can punch the kid in the face and blame it on the other kid

Cool suggestion. But what if u don't have a bathtub like me @-@

Mrs.TommoSwag
11-15-2014, 05:42 AM
Children seem attracted to colorful programs on the television. Turn a program on and lay out some snacks for them to consume. That should attract them.

However, I have not yet finished my studies on the human race so I am not 100 percent sure that this will work. I have also observed younger children enjoy bubble wrap and cardboard boxes.

*buys expensive toy for kid*
*kid ends up played with the cardboard box instead*

Amiable
11-15-2014, 06:52 AM
Fill up water balloons with :poop: inside then throw it at your mother's friend's children. :o

#xSparklez#
11-15-2014, 07:13 AM
Punch dem kidz in da face and throw 'em outta window. Was dis helpfulll????

TehEll
11-15-2014, 09:29 AM
I'm sorry but I can't... Really write this with a straight face... I guess it's the way you called the children... I can't stop thinking of those creepy kids with huge heads in a horror movie or something...

Anyways, I love BOI Rebirth.

l0l
11-15-2014, 09:42 AM
Here's a suggestion... Just lock the door? Block it with a washing machine, tables chairs, any kind of furniture you can find, if you don't have a lock.

Zfert
11-17-2014, 08:29 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD WHILE I WAS OFFLINE YALL ARE SAVAGES IM NOT THROWING POOP BALLOONS OR PUNCHING LITTLE KIDS

Boomer
11-17-2014, 08:50 PM
Tell them that if they're good, Uncle ZFert will slip them some extra candy to eat later.

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Fill up water balloons with :poop: inside then throw it at your mother's friend's children. :o

Oh god this is hilarious! xD

TehEll
11-17-2014, 08:55 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD WHILE I WAS OFFLINE YALL ARE SAVAGES IM NOT THROWING POOP BALLOONS OR PUNCHING LITTLE KIDS

Why not?! lololol

DemonBoii
11-17-2014, 08:57 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD WHILE I WAS OFFLINE YALL ARE SAVAGES IM NOT THROWING POOP BALLOONS OR PUNCHING LITTLE KIDS

So hitting them with a cricket bat then giving the bat to a cat and blaming it on the cat is not a good idea? damn well I need to go like....take a bath and think about this..

Zfert
11-17-2014, 09:00 PM
So hitting them with a cricket bat then giving the bat to a cat and blaming it on the cat is not a good idea? damn well I need to go like....take a bath and think about this..

http://36.media.tumblr.com/4e56712d1606d4cdb90cb9113fdd82da/tumblr_mxpmrwwatn1r85o0wo9_400.jpg

Boomer
11-17-2014, 09:29 PM
So hitting them with a cricket bat then giving the bat to a cat and blaming it on the cat is not a good idea? damn well I need to go like....take a bath and think about this..

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/482/template.jpg

Boomer
11-17-2014, 10:03 PM
Yeah my little sister (she da real mvp) managed to get all the kids in the basement (its a fernished play room for kids, i swear i dont have a dungeon)

I hope they keep it clean

LOL I have an idea:

Next time they're over, hide with a camera in the basement, and say in a British voice (QUIETLY!): "Amazing; we've found ourselves a whole herd of little children in their natural habitat! [*Kids screaming and throwing things*] Uh oh, one's getting a bit riley; we should leave before we're spotted!"

Hakma
11-17-2014, 10:03 PM
Atleast you have an excuse for the teacher.

I-Am-Legend
11-17-2014, 10:22 PM
Tell them that your gonna play the quiet game, and the winner gets a dollar.

DemonBoii
11-18-2014, 04:42 AM
http://36.media.tumblr.com/4e56712d1606d4cdb90cb9113fdd82da/tumblr_mxpmrwwatn1r85o0wo9_400.jpg
>:D

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/482/template.jpg
wuuuuuuuuuuut its only me...

Tell them that your gonna play the quiet game, and the winner gets a dollar.
What if you dont have $1 D:

TheDarkWolf
11-18-2014, 04:53 AM
i enjoy buble wrap and cardboard nub

and i'm 12

problem

Exactly. You're 12. A mere child. Pfft.

I am a hippo crate.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS1g8G_njx8?

WindyLink560
11-18-2014, 05:14 AM
Beat them up. It works, trust me.

Mrs.TommoSwag
11-18-2014, 05:42 AM
Beat them up. It works, trust me.

What if your punishment you get for doing that is no wifi for a month?

SCOOBYDOOFAN
11-18-2014, 06:09 AM
What if your punishment you get for doing that is no wifi for a month?
No anything but that, not my wifi. Don't dare touch my wifi...

Zfert
11-18-2014, 12:55 PM
I cant go 5 minutes without wifi lol how am i supposed to go a month

Areodax
11-18-2014, 01:08 PM
After a little sketchy experimenting with my buddies Magnezone and Walter White, we created a kid repellant!

Just spray it all over you. Trust me, it works. Or you can use duct tape.

(Insane person alarm goes off)

Oh shoot, must've turned on again. Brb.

iToaster
11-18-2014, 01:47 PM
I am serious if I was in Ur place I would do one of These



1: Beat Them Up


2: Lock The door


3: Scare Them till They Cry

Mrs.TommoSwag
11-18-2014, 10:48 PM
I am serious if I was in Ur place I would do one of These



1: Beat Them Up


2: Lock The door


3: Scare Them till They Cry

Look at my previous post.

Mrs.TommoSwag
11-21-2014, 11:24 PM
I cant go 5 minutes without wifi lol how am i supposed to go a month

Exactly.
(11charscause10charsisoverrated)

QuickCrafter
11-22-2014, 04:33 AM
Atleast you have an excuse for the teacher.

Thats no excuse.

Linkoftime
12-05-2014, 11:52 PM
Yeah my little sister (she da real mvp) managed to get all the kids in the basement (its a fernished play room for kids, i swear i dont have a dungeon)

I hope they keep it clean

if you do get a dungeon can i have it to chain coryt and phantom?