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GummiBear64
11-17-2014, 11:12 AM
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.

Pls post ur chesy pikup lynes.

Dragon_Guy
11-17-2014, 11:25 AM
Hey baby are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers. *throws up*

______________ <-- that is a line I use to pick up things with.

Trollrage
11-17-2014, 11:26 AM
Hey babe. You're so hot that you're hot.
Get those ladies.

Phanton
11-17-2014, 11:31 AM
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.

Pls post ur chesy pikup lynes.

__________ <~~~ Dis is mi lyne

Maryjane
11-17-2014, 11:40 AM
Hey baby are you a spoon?
Cause you scooped me into your heart.

Are you an apple?
Because you are the apple of my eye.

#Cheezy2SleazyFoYou

GummiBear64
11-17-2014, 11:44 AM
Hey babe. You're so hot that you're hot.
Get those ladies.

Best pickup line so far.

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Hey baby are you a spoon?
Cause you scooped me into your heart.

Are you an apple?
Because you are the apple of my eye.

#Cheezy2SleazyFoYou

So cheesy, too sleazy.

Maryjane
11-17-2014, 11:47 AM
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

XD.
So Cheezy.

GummiBear64
11-17-2014, 11:57 AM
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

XD.
So Cheezy.

I don't want to eat someone, let alone someone eat me!!

PolarisHD
11-17-2014, 11:59 AM
Hey girl. I exercise to Dance Dance Revolution...Wait, come back!

syrup
11-17-2014, 12:39 PM
ey bby, ur eys shin in de moonlite cuz ur botiful

karl0909
11-17-2014, 12:54 PM
U monalisa, im da vinci, de smiel on yo faes is awl det a need. :>

Jeremy012
11-17-2014, 02:15 PM
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

XD.
So Cheezy.

Oh my lord, please no more

For all the times I felt cheated, I complained
You know how I love to complain
For all the wrongs I repeated, though I was to blame
I still cursed that rain
I didn't have a prayer, didn't have a clue
Then out of the blue

God gave me you to show me what's real
There's more to life than just how I feel
And all that I'm worth is right before my eyes
And all that I live for though I didn't know why
Now I do, 'cause God gave me you

For all the times I wore my self pity like a favorite shirt
All wrapped up in that hurt
For every glass I saw, I saw half empty
Now it overflows like a river through my soul
From every doubt I had, I'm finally free
I truly believe

God gave me you to show me what's real
There's more to life than just how I feel
And all that I'm worth is right before my eyes
And all that I live for though I didn't know why
Now I do, 'cause God gave me you

In your arms I'm someone new
With ever tender kiss from you
Oh, must confess
I've been blessed

God gave me you to show me what's real
There's more to life than just how I feel
And all that I'm worth is right before my eyes
And all that I live for though I didn't know why
(Didn't know why)
Now I do, 'cause God gave me you
(I finally do, God gave me you)

God gave me you

_Lennart_
11-17-2014, 03:02 PM
Hey bebeh aim obama, be mai gf or go to jail

Screw u democracy ..l.^^.l..

Importance
11-17-2014, 03:06 PM
hey gurl

wanna date

Importance
11-17-2014, 03:19 PM
u wot m8

i r8 u 0/8

i wont d8

nu but i luv u kordan

...
fine

nub girl

GummiBear64
11-17-2014, 08:51 PM
These are soo good! xD

Zfert
11-17-2014, 08:55 PM
"Damn girl, are you a fire alarm?"





















"Because your really annoying and wont shut the hell up"

CoryT
11-17-2014, 09:02 PM
Do you have the mirrior shield?
because i can see myself in your tunic

You must have the Pegasus boots because you've been running in my head all day


and i have another one but its 18+

i can probably tell you in a pm or ig

Boomer
11-17-2014, 09:23 PM
Hey baby; did you break wind because you're blowin' me away!

Harnm
11-17-2014, 09:40 PM
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?








Because you're BE-AU-TI full.

TheDarkWolf
11-17-2014, 09:45 PM
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?








Because you're BE-AU-TI full.

My god that one was smart. :rolleyes:

Harnm
11-17-2014, 09:48 PM
My god that one was smart. :rolleyes:

Thanks. I am pretty clever ;)

Boomer
11-17-2014, 09:53 PM
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?








Because you're BE-AU-TI full.

My jelly level is over 9000.

HerobrineFan
11-17-2014, 10:00 PM
Hey Baby are you a plane?

Because you blew me away....

No Seriously.Your Fart smells

I-Am-Legend
11-17-2014, 10:16 PM
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?





Because you're BE-AU-TI full.

This was on ifunny...

Applez
11-17-2014, 10:33 PM
1. You must be an apple, because you're keeping me away and I'm a doctor
2. Wanna play some Super smash bros? You can be Jigglypuff and I'll suck you up with my Kirby
3. Hey is this your name tag because I found this hot sause
4. Wanna get some ice cream? Don't get "You-Flavor" it's too spicy
5. Are you 4? Because you're the only 10 I see
6. This might sound like a cheesy pick up line, but how about you be my girlfriend?
7. All my friends are boys, but you can be my first girlfriend
8. Let's play Yoshi's Wooly World so I can [CENSOR]
9. You must have an ice flower cuz you're hot
10. When I'm around you my eyes must be Fox because they do barrel rolls like crazy

Nailed it

Trollrage
11-18-2014, 05:59 AM
I've got another one.
*Me in school*
Hey babe, are you often here?

_Lennart_
11-18-2014, 03:13 PM
Hey bebeh R u a candy bar? CUZ you soooooo SWEET uhuuhuheuheuheureueh

Kk ur mine lets go