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GummiBear64
12-17-2014, 10:05 PM
I'm going to be honest here, these questions aren't really called "Questions to make you think," but if I were to say what they were really called, I would get banned as it happened to Paine a while back.

1. Is the S or C silent in Scent?

2. If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

3. Is the sand called sand because it is in between the sea and land?

4. If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?

5. What does water taste like?

6. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

7. How do you throw away a garbage can?

8. How come our nose runs but our feet smell?

9. Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

10. Why is it called a building if it's already built?

11. Who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off?

12. If humans evolved from monkeys, how do we still have monkeys?

13. Why is there "D" when it's fridge but not when it's refrigerator?

14. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

this has been a serious thread provided by the government of Alabama where if Obama don't care, Alabama do.

Spotlight
12-17-2014, 10:42 PM
1. Is the S or C silent in Scent?
The c is silent, it dates back to the 17th century word "sent" which meant a similar thing, the c was just eventually added there.

2. If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
You don't eat your food if you get water on it either, do you?

3. Is the sand called sand because it is in between the sea and land?
Nope.

4. If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?
Greedy religious people.

5. What does water taste like?
Water,

6. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
Soap dirty.

7. How do you throw away a garbage can?
Dumpster.

8. How come our nose runs but our feet smell?
Why do you bake cookies but cook bacon?

9. Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
No, cause you're lying

10. Why is it called a building if it's already built?
It's a word bro.

11. Who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off?
There's a separate door for him that's like a car door on the driver's side of the bus

12. If humans evolved from monkeys, how do we still have monkeys?
Some didn't evolve

13. Why is there "D" when it's fridge but not when it's refrigerator?
I honestly don't know.

14. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
Sundial.

GummiBear64
12-17-2014, 10:45 PM
1. Is the S or C silent in Scent?
The c is silent, it dates back to the 17th century word "sent" which meant a similar thing, the c was just eventually added there.

2. If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
You don't eat your food if you get water on it either, do you?

3. Is the sand called sand because it is in between the sea and land?
Nope.

4. If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?
Greedy religious people.

5. What does water taste like?
Water,

6. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
Soap dirty.

7. How do you throw away a garbage can?
Dumpster.

8. How come our nose runs but our feet smell?
Why do you bake cookies but cook bacon?

9. Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
No, cause you're lying

10. Why is it called a building if it's already built?
It's a word bro.

11. Who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off?
There's a separate door for him that's like a car door on the driver's side of the bus

12. If humans evolved from monkeys, how do we still have monkeys?
Some didn't evolve

13. Why is there "D" when it's fridge but not when it's refrigerator?
I honestly don't know.

14. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
Sundial.

You ruin all the fun. ;-;

It's actually a series of *hits blunt* jokes. Seriously, if I get an infraction for stating what type of questions these are...

Artificial Intelligence
12-18-2014, 08:27 AM
I'm going to be honest here, these questions aren't really called "Questions to make you think," but if I were to say what they were really called, I would get banned as it happened to Paine a while back.

1. Is the S or C silent in Scent?
It is silent C.
2. If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
It actually makes you dry.
3. Is the sand called sand because it is in between the sea and land?
Deserts?
4. If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?
Too much craving for money, actually.
5. What does water taste like?
Neither acidic or basic.
6. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
Hohoho, nothing happens.
7. How do you throw away a garbage can?
Simple, throw them into the person who said that.
8. How come our nose runs but our feet smell?
Colds and fungi, respectively.
9. Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
Yes, because homonyms.
10. Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Ask Obama.
11. Who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off?
System.
12. If humans evolved from monkeys, how do we still have monkeys?
That's why some people are denying it.
13. Why is there "D" when it's fridge but not when it's refrigerator?
To look neat.
14. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
They used the stars as basis.
this has been a serious thread provided by the government of Alabama where if Obama don't care, Alabama do.

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GummiBear64
12-18-2014, 09:19 AM
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You answered this serious thread from Alabama Care, where if Obama don't care, Alabama do.