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Vampireboy000
12-28-2014, 08:46 AM
This thread is for all you failed poets :crazy: Put down the stupidest poetry you can think of after reading this sentence
Roses are red
Violets are violet NOT FRIGGIN BLUE

Amethy
12-28-2014, 08:49 AM
Roses are Red
Diamonds are blue
I would gladly throw
you to the sea.

I'm so nice.

BlaZinG
12-28-2014, 08:52 AM
Roses are red
Violets ain't blue
I'll 360 no scope you in the head
So screw you

Vampireboy000
12-28-2014, 08:54 AM
Roses are Red
Diamonds are blue
I would gladly throw
you to the sea.

I'm so nice.

That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said too me :crazy:

_Lennart_
12-28-2014, 08:55 AM
Tea for two

It wasn't until i poured the secound cup
When i noticed
I was all alone

I cri everitim

Mrs.TommoSwag
12-28-2014, 08:55 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am awesome.
[A lovely poem brought to you by: Apollo]

BlaZinG
12-28-2014, 08:57 AM
Roses are red
Violets ain't blue
I am handsome
You could be too

NOT

Jk

LOLPEWDSI
12-28-2014, 09:00 AM
Whats 9+10 throw you in the cotton gin
Mommy drinking gin, what's gin
It's a drink
No it's a food
It's a vegetable you fool
Drown you in a pool
Smoking not cool
Smells like a cig probably momma cooking a burnt pig......

Vampireboy000
12-28-2014, 09:01 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am awesome.
[A lovely poem brought to you by: Apollo]

That pretty much sums up Apollo in a nutshell :crazy:

Dan9955
12-28-2014, 09:50 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in the toilet
Waiting for poo

_Lennart_
12-28-2014, 10:21 AM
That pretty much sums up Apollo in a nutshell :crazy:

nono

here is a poetry about apollo

spaceships go up
apollo just go bang
they reached the moon
where they got eaten by a dune

yay

Cyanogen
12-28-2014, 10:33 AM
I ain't got no type
Bad b****** is the only thing I like
You ain't got no life

(By that Rae dude.. Eh)

Edmund
12-28-2014, 10:43 AM
Roses r red
Violets r violets

@LOLPEWDSI a mod

It's better than u

Maryjane
12-28-2014, 11:29 AM
Peaches are Red
Daffodils are Green
I'm probably high
and so are you

BlaZinG
12-28-2014, 11:33 AM
Peaches are Red
Daffodils are Green
I'm probably high
and so are you

LOL

I ain't high. I drunk, ajtcmbhuicfcrfrx

Vampireboy000
12-28-2014, 12:17 PM
for everybody on this thread,

*slowly claps while standing up*

craft3d
12-28-2014, 11:42 PM
This thread is for all you failed poets :crazy: Put down the stupidest poetry you can think of after reading this sentence
Roses are red
Violets are violet NOT FRIGGIN BLUE

Roses are red
Blood is too
You better watch out
before i noscope 1080 trickscope quickscope dewtios_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx_scrubreker_xxxxx you

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LOL

I ain't high. I drunk, ajtcmbhuicfcrfrx

You mean
I swear to weed, I didn't get god

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nono

here is a poetry about apollo

spaceships go up
apollo just go bang
they reached the moon
where they got eaten by a dune

yay

NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS LIKE THIS

shuttle go fast
shuttle go high
shuttle hit moon
and die

Mark Chong
12-29-2014, 01:56 AM
Happy birthday to you
U born in the sky
U tot u could fly
But u drop down and die
:crazy:It's a oldie

HerobrineFan
12-29-2014, 01:59 AM
Woodfall is Reddish
Snow head is Blue
Oh Look it's the 3rd Day
Your Dead,aren't you?

Knifer
12-29-2014, 02:01 AM
No-scopes are red,

Quickscopes are blue,

Let's get together,

And kill Mountain Dew.

Mark Chong
12-29-2014, 02:03 AM
Woodfall is Reddish
Snow head is Blue
Oh Look it's the 3rd Day
Your Dead,aren't you?

I was reading half way when I noticed ur siggy... It's kinda creepy..... da face of a moron goin crazy

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No-scopes are red,

Quickscopes are blue,

Let's get together,

And kill Mountain Dew.

Quickscopes are hard, lel

Mrs.TommoSwag
12-30-2014, 06:10 AM
Lettuce bump this thread.
Which it is now.