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Areodax
12-30-2014, 06:01 AM
So...this is more of a "ask a question" thing, but its more different. Instead of just me, you can ask questions to Rayquaza, Magnezone and Emo Patrikov Pat!

Kinda like this:

Forumer: Hey Emo Pat! How do you deal with those three idiots everyday?


Jumping through dimensions and wreaking havoc in the universe.

So ask away guys! (BTW, Don't ask about Rayquaza's stench. It's like an insult to him.)

Splushie
12-30-2014, 06:02 AM
why r u so stinky rayquaza

Areodax
12-30-2014, 06:05 AM
why r u so stinky rayquaza

There ya go!

Gosh, I keep getting these questions everyday. Anyways, I never take my hood off. Its a problem, but no one seems to be bothered by it....Right?

Megazork
12-30-2014, 06:06 AM
How often do you shower?

Do you guys like lotion?

Have you ever urinated so hard it propelled you the opposite direction?

How many things in life have you licked?

Have you ever licked a weed wacker?

Have you ever licked a lawn mower?

Have you ever licked your neighbor's lawn mower?

Have you ever licked your neighbor?

Do you have gingivitis?

Can you touch your toes? With your thighs? On a treadmill?

Can you slap your thighs together really fast to generate heat?

How many donuts have you eaten?

Do you like answering questions?

If somebody farted in your pantry, what would you do?

Do you approve of Velcro?

All directed at Magnezone.

Mrs.TommoSwag
12-30-2014, 06:07 AM
How often do you shower?

Do you guys like lotion?

Have you ever urinated so hard it propelled you the opposite direction?

How many things in life have you licked?

Have you ever licked a weed wacker?

Have you ever licked a lawn mower?

Have you ever licked your neighbor's lawn mower?

Have you ever licked your neighbor?

Do you have gingivitis?

Can you touch your toes? With your thighs? On a treadmill?

Can you slap your thighs together really fast to generate heat?

How many donuts have you eaten?

Do you like answering questions?

If somebody farted in your pantry, what would you do?

Do you approve of Velcro?

Do you hate spandex?*

Splushie
12-30-2014, 06:07 AM
have u ever gotten a man period

Megazork
12-30-2014, 06:08 AM
Do you hate spandex?*

Dude spandex is eeevilll

raqk
12-30-2014, 06:11 AM
Do you believe in black magic?

Mrs.TommoSwag
12-30-2014, 06:12 AM
Dude spandex is eeevilll

Yes indeed.
This is why we must wait for one of the Crusaders' answer. To see if they worship spandex... or not.

HerobrineFan
12-30-2014, 06:14 AM
For Emo Pat

"Do you have like some sickness other than, Emo hysterics or something..? Like getting crazy when your high?"

Areodax
12-30-2014, 06:15 AM
How often do you shower?

Do you guys like lotion?

Have you ever urinated so hard it propelled you the opposite direction?

How many things in life have you licked?

Have you ever licked a weed wacker?

Have you ever licked a lawn mower?

Have you ever licked your neighbor's lawn mower?

Have you ever licked your neighbor?

Do you have gingivitis?

Can you touch your toes? With your thighs? On a treadmill?

Can you slap your thighs together really fast to generate heat?

How many donuts have you eaten?

Do you like answering questions?

If somebody farted in your pantry, what would you do?

Do you approve of Velcro?

Alright...We're gonna work on these real quick....

Magnezone: I like lotion. Keeps the squirrels out of your bird feed. It works.

Magnezone: I urinate oil. The one time I did that was a meeting with some Americans. Ugh...Bad times when they hunt for freedom.

Magnezone: I don't lick them.

Magnezone: What the hell is a weed wacker?

Mangezone: Too dangerous.

Magnezone: No. I did not. I peed on it.

Magnezone: Like I said earlier.

Magnezone: Nope. No teeth problems there.

Magnezone: I can't. Say it, I'm weak...:cry:

Magnezone: Yeah, I can. I just stopped doing it.

Magnezone: Hmm, lost count because its so delicious.

Magnezone: I would smack his butt with a broom.

Magnezone:I like rolling on it.

Splushie
12-30-2014, 06:16 AM
have u ever wanted to wear a bra and dance around

Areodax
12-30-2014, 06:18 AM
Do you hate spandex?*


have u ever gotten a man period


Do you believe in black magic?


For Emo Pat

"Do you have like some sickness other than, Emo hysterics or something..? Like getting crazy when your high?"

Areodax: Depends on who's wearing the spandex. Hehehe. (looks at Samus)

Rayquaza: Er, no.

Magnezone: Pffft. Magic. I don't believe in magic.

Emo Pat: I don't have any kind of sickness whatsoever.

- - - Updated - - -


have u ever wanted to wear a bra and dance around

Rayquaza: HECK YES!

HerobrineFan
12-30-2014, 06:19 AM
Rayquaza

"React to FNAF1 and 2"

Splushie
12-30-2014, 06:19 AM
do u have a boyfwiend

Areodax
12-30-2014, 06:22 AM
Rayquaza

"React to FNAF1 and 2"

Rayquaza: WHERE THE (beep) IS THE (beep) DUCK?! WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!

- - - Updated - - -


do u have a boyfwiend

ALL: Er...No. But we support same-sex marriage, gays, lesbians ETC...

HerobrineFan
12-30-2014, 06:23 AM
Rayquaza: WHERE THE **** IS THE ******* DUCK?! WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!

- - - Updated - - -



ALL: Er...No. But we support same-sex marriage, gays, [Lololol] ETC...

Prepare for a Infraction

:rolleyes:

Areodax
12-30-2014, 06:31 AM
Prepare for a Infraction

:rolleyes:

Rayquaza: I'm always ready, Freddy. :crazy:

iToaster
12-30-2014, 06:41 AM
How often do you shower?

Do you guys like lotion? No

Have you ever urinated so hard it propelled you the opposite direction? Idk

How many things in life have you licked? 0

Have you ever licked a weed wacker? No

Have you ever licked a lawn mower? No

Have you ever licked your neighbor's lawn mower? No

Have you ever licked your neighbor? No

Do you have gingivitis? No

Can you touch your toes? With your thighs? On a treadmill? No

Can you slap your thighs together really fast to generate heat? No

How many donuts have you eaten? 100

Do you like answering questions? No

If somebody farted in your pantry, what would you do? Bish slap it

Do you approve of Velcro? No

All directed at Magnezone.



Da hell bruh

Mark Chong
12-30-2014, 09:14 AM
..... Wot?

Areodax
12-30-2014, 10:21 AM
..... Wot?

Rayquaza: Wot.

Areodax
12-31-2014, 12:06 AM
I'm bored again. We has demanded moar questions to spawn.

Mrs.TommoSwag
12-31-2014, 12:18 AM
To Areo.
What is your reaction to this website? Www.wwwdotcom.com

Areodax
12-31-2014, 01:00 AM
To Areo.
What is your reaction to this website? Www.wwwdotcom.com

Areodax: Go outside? Lolno. Reality sux. :crazy:

Mark Chong
12-31-2014, 01:04 AM
To Areo.
What is your reaction to this website? Www.wwwdotcom.com

Lmao:crazy:
That can be a big hit website

Mrs.TommoSwag
12-31-2014, 01:09 AM
Areodax: Go outside? Lolno. Reality sux. :crazy:

Reality is FAKE!

Areodax
12-31-2014, 07:34 AM
I am bored. We are bored.

raqk
12-31-2014, 07:35 AM
I am bored. We are bored.

Are you bored?

Mark Chong
12-31-2014, 07:38 AM
I am bored. We are bored.


Are you bored?

Hey guys, are u bored?

Areodax
01-01-2015, 08:55 AM
Hey guys, are u bored?

Noyes.

Yesno.

Wat.

(Buming, needing moar questions to spawn)

Mark Chong
01-01-2015, 10:11 AM
Noyes.

Yesno.

Wat.

(Buming, needing moar questions to spawn)
Wot?
Rank these people I'm like the most to least in a line(horizontal)
•Megazork
•BlaZinG
•CoryT
•Phantom

Areodax
01-01-2015, 10:19 AM
Wot?
Rank these people I'm like the most to least in a line(horizontal)
•Megazork
•BlaZinG
•CoryT
•Phantom

Areodax: CoryT > Megazork > BlaZinG > Phanton

Areodax
01-05-2015, 09:48 AM
Clash of Clanning intenstifies....

:crazy:

FriDaze
01-05-2015, 09:58 AM
Hey Rayquaza, why were you in Smash Bros Brawl?

Areodax
01-05-2015, 10:28 AM
Hey Rayquaza, why were you in Smash Bros Brawl?

Rayquaza: I gave Nintendo some $$$ so that I can kick some butt for once. And I get my butt kicked instead. :cry:

MrSword48
01-05-2015, 10:29 AM
Rayquaza: I gave Nintendo some $$$ so that I can kick some butt for once. And I get my butt kicked instead. :cry:

Rayquaza, how do you kick without feet and get kicked in the butt if you don't have one?

Areodax
01-05-2015, 10:51 AM
Rayquaza, how do you kick without feet and get kicked in the butt if you don't have one?

Rayquaza: Rayquaza is a codename Areo gave me. And yes, I have legs, I'm a real human being. The only difference is that I wear a hat that looks like a Rayquaza. Geddit? :crazy:

CoryT
01-05-2015, 11:47 AM
Directed at Rayquaza
Do you think you can beat my level 59 shiny Shedinja that knows wonder gurard and holding a focus sash?

Directed at Magnezone
are you attracted to Probopass?

Directed at Areodax
Do you think CoryT will share her version of Onett theme to you in GT?

Direcred at Emo Pat
Do you hate life like the emos I know at school
OR do people misspell your name because you could be Emu Pat?

Areodax
01-05-2015, 11:53 AM
Directed at Rayquaza
Do you think you can beat my level 59 shiny Shedinja that knows wonder gurard and holding a focus sash?

Directed at Magnezone
are you attracted to Probopass?

Directed at Areodax
Do you think CoryT will share her version of Onett theme to you in GT?

Direcred at Emo Pat
Do you hate life like the emos I know at school
OR do people misspell your name because you could be Emu Pat?

Rayquaza: (borrows TM Toxic from Magnezone) Huehuehuehuehue.

Magnezone: No. But we used to be buddies back in high school. Good times.

Areodax: (nodding intensifies)

Emo Pat: I was given the name because my feelings were absent.

CoryT
01-05-2015, 11:59 AM
Rayquaza: (borrows TM Toxic from Magnezone) Huehuehuehuehue.

Magnezone: No. But we used to be buddies back in high school. Good times.

Areodax: (nodding intensifies)

Emo Pat: I was given the name because my feelings were absent.

._. Lol

kk
Btw
Onett theme is kinda...off and I still need to decipher these god dang notes, but my mom took my device so I can't download an MIDI to help

Areodax
01-08-2015, 10:46 AM
Bored again, need more questions. :crazy:

CoryT
01-08-2015, 12:39 PM
Ok


Was Carbon Dog and Diamond Dog easy for you?

because I like beat it in less than 2 minutes

Areodax
01-08-2015, 12:47 PM
Ok


Was Carbon Dog and Diamond Dog easy for you?

because I like beat it in less than 2 minutes

Areodax: Lol. Poo use StarStorm. Other guys, defend or beat the crap out of the dog before PETA finds us.

CoryT
01-08-2015, 12:52 PM
Areodax: Lol. Poo use StarStorm. Other guys, defend or beat the crap out of the dog before PETA finds us.

^^^^^^
Typical Areodax

Areodax
01-10-2015, 12:30 AM
I am bumping this for meh.

Bumping.....

SBPRODUCTIONS
01-10-2015, 12:31 AM
Raqasa Do You Like Pizza?

Areodax
01-10-2015, 12:33 AM
Raqasa Do You Like Pizza?

Rayquaza: OH HELL YEAH!!! :yeah:

Areodax
01-12-2015, 10:10 AM
(spins around in a swivel chair)

I'm bored. MORE QUESTIONS. WE MUST FEED ON YOUR CURIOSITY....!:crazy:

Mark Chong
01-12-2015, 10:55 AM
(spins around in a swivel chair)

I'm bored. MORE QUESTIONS. WE MUST FEED ON YOUR CURIOSITY....!:crazy:

Ehhhhhh, why are u the mother of forum? I tot it was solorien?

Areodax
01-12-2015, 11:08 AM
Ehhhhhh, why are u the mother of forum? I tot it was solorien?

Areodax: Its Mother Freak. Its because I love playing the Mother series.

Earthbound = Mother

Mark Chong
01-12-2015, 11:19 AM
Areodax: Its Mother Freak. Its because I love playing the Mother series.

Earthbound = Mother

Ooooooo:eek: