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SuperJ
03-23-2015, 04:47 PM
Hallo guys. I have spent all night creating a compony that sells worthless by products no one wants. It is called Shrek's crappy by products no one even wants or
SCBPNOEW for short. Here are just some of the new items that will be released to stores soon!

70807
This item here is one of my favorites. If you have ever had extreme butt pain then this is the item for you. It even makes yo booty glow from all the radioactive waste in this awesome product!

70808
Ahhhh, my favorite product! This one of a kind toilet is special because I make these in my garage! Who needs those other toilets when you've got these?

70809
This new line of cars is the next evolution of mobile vehicles! And you thought Ferrari's were cool, hah!

70810
This is a good combo with my new toilet line! The toilet paper really goes with the new line of toilets yes?

70833
Ah, this is one of my greatest master pieces. SCBPNOEW's world class food is surely to make your taste buds tickle!

Well, that's it for now guys! I will be adding more of my exceptional items here soon, thanks!

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PolarisHD
03-23-2015, 04:51 PM
https://maypajinamsterdam.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/puke.gif

Caesar_Growtopian
03-23-2015, 04:51 PM
We already had this in Latvia, shrek visited us many times, but still i r8 it 11/10. nice meme

SuperJ
03-23-2015, 04:52 PM
We already had this in Latvia, shrek visited us many times, but still i r8 it 11/10. nice memeThanks m8! I appreciate your compliments! xD

SuperJ
03-23-2015, 05:12 PM
Gotta bump.

SuperJ
03-23-2015, 10:04 PM
Gotta bump.gota bump again :cry:

KillaFlameForumAccount
03-23-2015, 10:08 PM
These ideas do not contain Doritos.
My lawsuit will now charge you $21, KK.

SuperJ
03-23-2015, 10:09 PM
These ideas do not contain Doritos.
My lawsuit will now charge you $21, KK.Wait! I have butt cream!

KillaFlameForumAccount
03-23-2015, 10:10 PM
Wait! I have butt cream!

The buttcream must have a dori705label.

SuperJ
03-23-2015, 10:11 PM
The buttcream must have a dori705label.I added doritos to the recipe.

KillaFlameForumAccount
03-23-2015, 10:12 PM
I added doritos to the recipe.

kk, it can be manufactured and shipped to North Korea.

SuperJ
03-23-2015, 10:14 PM
kk, it can be manufactured and shipped to North Korea.It's being shipped all over the universe.

UPDATE: Your mom just bought 4 packs! Say thanks too her!

KillaFlameForumAccount
03-23-2015, 10:15 PM
It's being shipped all over the universe.

UPDATE: Your mom just bought 4 packs! Say thanks too her!

MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I WANTED THE DORITOES DIP WITH NICKI MINAJ ON THE FRONT so, I could do things....

SuperJ
03-23-2015, 10:18 PM
MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I WANTED THE DORITOES DIP WITH NICKI MINAJ ON THE FRONT so, I could do things....Your mom just bought Nicki Minaj off E Bay.

KillaFlameForumAccount
03-23-2015, 10:21 PM
Your mom just bought Nicki Minaj off E Bay.


I thought the slave trade was over.

SuperJ
03-23-2015, 10:22 PM
I thought the slave trade was over.Kinda racist....

KillaFlameForumAccount
03-23-2015, 10:24 PM
Kinda racist....

sorry shrek-cehn dun do things to me at night and then fly out of my window no thx

SuperJ
03-23-2015, 10:28 PM
sorry shrek-cehn dun do things to me at night and then fly out of my window no thxIt is all right my son.

[Goldshard]
03-23-2015, 10:31 PM
Hallo guys. I have spent all night creating a compony that sells worthless by products no one wants. It is called Shrek's crappy by products no one even wants or
SCBPNOEW for short. Here are just some of the new items that will be released to stores soon!

70807
This item here is one of my favorites. If you have ever had extreme butt pain then this is the item for you. It even makes yo booty glow from all the radioactive waste in this awesome product!

70808
Ahhhh, my favorite product! This one of a kind toilet is special because I make these in my garage! Who needs those other toilets when you've got these?

70809
This new line of cars is the next evolution of mobile vehicles! And you thought Ferrari's were cool, hah!

70810
This is a good combo with my new toilet line! The toilet paper really goes with the new line of toilets yes?

Well, that's it for now guys! I will be adding more of my exceptional items here soon, thanks!

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This thread deserves a bump!

How much for the toilet?

KillaFlameForumAccount
03-23-2015, 10:32 PM
It is all right my son.

:33333333333.

http://youtu.be/M7Dp0zLRwQ0

SuperJ
03-23-2015, 10:32 PM
;1285190']How much for the toilet?25 cents. Buy one get all of them for free.

[Goldshard]
03-23-2015, 10:38 PM
25 cents. Buy one get all of them for free.

Eh that's a little over priced. How about you throw in some toilet paper? It could really use some.

SuperJ
03-23-2015, 10:41 PM
;1285208']Eh that's a little over priced. How about you throw in some toilet paper? It could really use some.Fine. But you'll have to buy some of my butt cream too. You might need it....