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26FtW26
04-04-2015, 10:35 PM
1. Organize your text. Just a wall of text is hard to read and I'll mostly just skip it.
2. Use proper grammar. It doesn't really matter if you use stuff like "u" etc, but try to use as correct grammar as you can.
3. Do not spam capslock. It makes you seem immature.
4. Use correct punctuation. I hate having to figure out what someone wants to say simply because they didn't put a , in the right place.

Happymeep
04-04-2015, 10:36 PM
1. Organize your text. Just a wall of text is hard to read and I'll mostly just skip it.
2. Use proper grammar. It doesn't really matter if you use stuff like "u" etc, but try to use as correct grammar as you can.
3. Do not spam capslock. It makes you seem immature.
4. Use correct punctuation. I hate having to figure out what someone wants to say simply because they didn't put a , in the right place.

I KNOW THIS WAS MENT FOR ME, I DONT WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, UNLESS ITS AN ACTUALY SERIOUS THING

GoldenRaven
04-05-2015, 12:49 AM
I am only never taken seriously when I say "I hate shopping" because most girls my age go nuts. For shopping

Hakma
04-05-2015, 12:50 AM
wow mate thanks for showing me the light why cant all forumers be like me i mean you

Tempting
04-05-2015, 01:11 AM
Looked like a passed your test on accident.. whoopies..

My only response is

'If you give in to your instincts in a game, it'll change who you are in real life' -Kazuto Kirigaya (Kazuto) from Sword Art Online

Bad grammar in real life is a pet peeve of mine, so no way i'm letting that happen to me
(Example: Mom, can we have fruit? I want strawberry)

Brennanber
04-05-2015, 05:31 AM
WOW R U CALIN ME, A, KID, I HAV U NO THAT MY MOM IS IN THE ARFORCE. AND SHE SAID THAT IF U ENTERNET TROLLS TEL ME THAT IM NOT A GROWN BOY THAT SHELL BAN U FROM THE INTERNET IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF U SCAMMERS TELLING ME WHAT TO DO IM SO TRIGGERED. U DONT NO MY LIFE MAYBE I LIKE LINKOLN PARK MAY B I DONT BUT IM NOT READY FOR YOU TO OPRESS MY PRONOUNS LIKE THAT THIS CIS WHITE PATRIARCHY HAS GONE TOO FAR IM TELLING TUMBLUR 2. I HOP U NO HOW MUCH TRUBLE UR IN NOW THAT TUMBLUR IS AFTER U BECAUSE TUMBLUR IS A FAMILY THAT STAYS TOGETHER AND I DONT THINK MY FAMILY WILL LIKE YOUR OPRESSION. CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGES OR I GET THE PROFESSIONAL TROLL BUSTERS TOO.

Berenice
04-05-2015, 05:32 AM
1. Organize your text. Just a wall of text is hard to read and I'll mostly just skip it.
2. Use proper grammar. It doesn't really matter if you use stuff like "u" etc, but try to use as correct grammar as you can.
3. Do not spam capslock. It makes you seem immature.
4. Use correct punctuation. I hate having to figure out what someone wants to say simply because they didn't put a , in the right place.

I will rarely add a punctuation mark at the end of my sentence, it just doesn't look nice :/

ElectroDream
04-05-2015, 05:34 AM
I will rarely add a punctuation mark at the end of my sentence, it just doesn't look nice :/
It looks nice IMO.

Adding some punctuation is not hard.

Berenice
04-05-2015, 05:53 AM
It looks nice IMO.

Adding some punctuation is not hard.

Does it really matter? Lol ok, i'll add a question mark but not a period. Ok that time I had to do it because it was in between, but I won't add a period at the LAST sentence

Maryjane
04-05-2015, 06:21 AM
WHT DA CrAP DeD U JuS SEy BoUt mE !?!?! OMG U l1L 26FTW. I GrUdUtE tUP uF MAi CLaS En EnGUrSH aN GrEMuR
I gAWt -TuRnS un KEps Luk- #1 EN WATTPUD AN FANFUCTIONDOTNET AUTHUR RATUNG. I KNU HUW TU HAK U BEEYOTCH I GAWT 100 EN MAI GREDE.
U THENK U CAN HIED FRUM ME!? OMG THINK AGEN SUCKA. I WIL HAUNT U DAWN WID UR 'CLEVURNESS. YOU PAID DA PRICE BAI SHUTIN UP BOUT GRAMUR.
HAH U DED NUB.

GoldenRaven
04-05-2015, 08:53 AM
WHT DA CrAP DeD U JuS SEy BoUt mE !?!?! OMG U l1L 26FTW. I GrUdUtE tUP uF MAi CLaS En EnGUrSH aN GrEMuR
I gAWt -TuRnS un KEps Luk- #1 EN WATTPUD AN FANFUCTIONDOTNET AUTHUR RATUNG. I KNU HUW TU HAK U BEEYOTCH I GAWT 100 EN MAI GREDE.
U THENK U CAN HIED FRUM ME!? OMG THINK AGEN SUCKA. I WIL HAUNT U DAWN WID UR 'CLEVURNESS. YOU PAID DA PRICE BAI SHUTIN UP BOUT GRAMUR.
HAH U DED NUB.

Someone's had too much beer or somethin

GummiBear64
04-05-2015, 11:17 AM
wHAT dO u eXPEct froM, 8-25 yr Olds!
aRE u SRS!
i EXPECted moRe of u?

GoldenRaven
04-05-2015, 11:37 AM
We'll then you made a mistake m8

syrup
04-05-2015, 01:14 PM
WHT DA CrAP DeD U JuS SEy BoUt mE !?!?! OMG U l1L 26FTW. I GrUdUtE tUP uF MAi CLaS En EnGUrSH aN GrEMuR
I gAWt -TuRnS un KEps Luk- #1 EN WATTPUD AN FANFUCTIONDOTNET AUTHUR RATUNG. I KNU HUW TU HAK U BEEYOTCH I GAWT 100 EN MAI GREDE.
U THENK U CAN HIED FRUM ME!? OMG THINK AGEN SUCKA. I WIL HAUNT U DAWN WID UR 'CLEVURNESS. YOU PAID DA PRICE BAI SHUTIN UP BOUT GRAMUR.
HAH U DED NUB.

What did you just say about me? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet?

Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable face off the continent.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price.