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Cloverlord
04-10-2015, 12:54 AM
I am a babysitter to two, young, children. (1,7)

I feel I could be a better sitter but I need some help. If you guys watch kids of any age, please comment some tips.

Especially tips to get them to stop crying, and slapping me. :whistling:

I make dinner, lunch, breakfast, walk to clubs, etc. (Not everyday but still!)

-CL

GummiBear64
04-10-2015, 02:02 AM
Don't sit on them.

Shiruka
04-10-2015, 02:33 AM
Don't sit on them.
Especially not on the baby

Zfert
04-10-2015, 02:56 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Baby_a30b5d_765039.jpg

REGISORD
04-10-2015, 03:01 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Baby_a30b5d_765039.jpg

Died laughing at dis.

craft3d
04-10-2015, 05:20 AM
Don't sit on them.

God damnit Gummi, you beat me to it.

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http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Baby_a30b5d_765039.jpg

Is there like a stupid site with this crap that I should know about?

GummiBear64
04-10-2015, 05:47 AM
Especially not on the baby
Their bones haven't developed to be strong enough yet.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Baby_a30b5d_765039.jpg
I died of laughter, lmao.

God damnit Gummi, you beat me to it.

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Is there like a stupid site with this crap that I should know about?

I do my best.

craft3d
04-10-2015, 05:48 AM
I do my best.

Do you know how much feels I put in my first post? DO YOU?

GummiBear64
04-10-2015, 05:54 AM
Do you know how much feels I put in my first post? DO YOU?

All the feels?

Myriaydus
04-10-2015, 06:02 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Baby_a30b5d_765039.jpg

Hahahhahahahaha.

craft3d
04-10-2015, 06:11 AM
All the feels?

Not just all, every feel.

Elusive
04-10-2015, 06:13 AM
Babies are so much harder to take care of when they are crying. One thing you should know is that there's always a reason why the baby is crying and most of it you can do something about it. Some babies are just raised wrong to where they aren't independent and they get carried by their parents all day which makes them too attached to them so much that it makes the baby much harder to babysit.

iSasha
04-10-2015, 06:35 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Baby_a30b5d_765039.jpg

LMAO! Where did you get this from?

Areodax
04-10-2015, 06:40 AM
I don't get near babies.

I go nuts. Completely nuts. :crazy:

BlaZinG
04-10-2015, 06:44 AM
God damnit Gummi, you beat me to it.

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Is there like a stupid site with this crap that I should know about?

Yeah.

www.craft3d.com

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I don't get near babies.

I go nuts. Completely nuts. :crazy:

Feel lucky you don't have 2 younger brothers like I do .-.

~~Meowrrrr

GummiBear64
04-10-2015, 08:45 AM
Not just all, every feel.

I can give you some free feels if you like.

26FtW26
04-10-2015, 09:24 AM
I seriously hate babies.
They are so annoying.

And don't shoot me with your "you were once a baby" crap. It's a crappy argument.



well my tip for babysitting is: teach them to 360 noscope early so they dont get bullied in school

Psycho
04-10-2015, 09:31 AM
I seriously hate babies.
They are so annoying.

And don't shoot me with your "you were once a baby" crap. It's a crappy argument.



well my tip for babysitting is: teach them to 360 noscope early so they dont get bullied in school
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/72/e0/a1/72e0a1d20e942ccc41a1e14e5bd1a0d0.jpg

26FtW26
04-10-2015, 09:44 AM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/72/e0/a1/72e0a1d20e942ccc41a1e14e5bd1a0d0.jpg

72709
There goes 4 minutes of my life

Zfert
04-11-2015, 12:14 AM
LMAO! Where did you get this from?

saw it on ifunny

Tempting
04-11-2015, 12:54 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Baby_a30b5d_765039.jpg

I have to thank you for showing me this, this is priceless XD.

bagel124
04-11-2015, 01:21 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Baby_a30b5d_765039.jpg

The first one, three rows down gets me the most. I don't know why I'm still laughing.

(The airhorn one)

Hakma
04-11-2015, 01:27 AM
Don't sit on them.

ALRIGHT THATS IT