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iSkyDoesGTC
05-02-2015, 03:37 PM
This might not make you laugh, but at least i tried cheering you up or lighten up your day.
Warning:These jokes might offend you or be racist.
Do you know the new transmatter field?
Well, it doesn't matter!:crazy:

If you get a 1-Year supply of calendars.
You only get 1 Calendar :crazy:

Who's the ex-transmatterfield?
Transformer:crazy:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know! I didn't ask the chicken!

What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A porkchop!:crazy:

There is a bridge which can support 500 KG.
There are 2 trucks, each truck weigh 200,400 KG. worth of cargo is put into each truck.How can you geet to the other side?
Just walk through the bridge! I never told you that you were the driver! :crazy:

Close your eyes and imagine that you were falling into a pit, at the bottom there are death spikes, what should you do?
Open your eyes, it's just an imagination :crazy:

What country has a man?/has men?
Yemen, Germany :crazy:

God made saturn, he like it,so that's why he put a ring on it (Song refference, i don't know the name but, If you like it you should have put a ring on it!)

Which planet possibly have songs?
Neptune :crazy:

Which planet has alot of husbands/wives? (Do planets have genders?)
Saturn, it has alot of wedding rings! :crazy:

Which planet is farmed by growtopians? (Obvious :crazy:)
Venus:crazy:

Which planet can turn?
Saturn:crazy:

A joke only filipinos can understand(I'm not filipino, i can speak a few of it :crazy: )
What country is requesting for a kiss?
Pakisstan :crazy:

Maybe more to come :wave:

Aquarious
05-02-2015, 03:51 PM
Very punny lol. Reading those made me smile a bit.

iSkyDoesGTC
05-02-2015, 04:01 PM
Very punny lol. Reading those made me smile a bit.

Thanks! This thread's aim i suppose to makke laugh/smile/grin/run out of air in their lungs (I hope i don't kill you :crazy: ) :D

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Beyonce all the single ladies

Kappa

I once saw RovSpy telling the joke in a super-broadcast, i just shared it to youu guys :crazy:

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Who is ex-transfield?
























Transformer

I sux apologize
I'll put this in lol, it actually made me laugh.

craft3d
05-02-2015, 04:03 PM
This might not make you laugh, but at least i tried cheering you up or lighten up your day.
Warning:These jokes might offend you or be racist.
Do you know the new transmatter field?
Well, it doesn't matter!:crazy:

What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A porkchop!:crazy:

There is a bridge which can support 500 KG.
There are 2 trucks, each truck weigh 200,400 KG. worth of cargo is put into each truck.How can you geet to the other side?
Just walk through the bridge! I never told you that you were the driver! :crazy:

Close your eyes and imagine that you were falling into a pit, at the bottom there are death spikes, what should you do?
Open your eyes, it's just an imagination :crazy:

What country has a man?/has men?
Yemen, Germany :crazy:

God made saturn, he like it,so that's why he put a ring on it (Song refference, i don't know the name but, If you like it you should have put a ring on it!)

Which planet possibly have songs?
Neptune :crazy:

Which planet has alot of husbands/wives? (Do planets have genders?)
Saturn, it has alot of wedding rings! :crazy

Which planet is farmed by growtopians? (Obvious :crazy:)
Venus:crazy:

Which planet can turn?
Saturn:crazy:

A joke only filipinos can understand(I'm not filipino, i can speak a few of it :crazy: )
What country is requesting for a kiss?
Pakisstan :crazy:

Maybe more to come :wave:

Hey what is common between a fish, a piano, and a bucket of paint.
You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish
And you may ask, what does the bucket of paint have to do with anything?
I thought you'd get stuck there

Mahmoud
05-02-2015, 04:09 PM
*clap* maybe we can clap together in a jokes thread.
No one laughs? I cri...
Wait I got one more joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Idk I didn't ask her....
No one laughs I cri more...

iSkyDoesGTC
05-03-2015, 02:22 AM
*clap* maybe we can clap together in a jokes thread.
No one laughs? I cri...
Wait I got one more joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Idk I didn't ask her....
No one laughs I cri more...

Hahahahahha LOL It's actually funny.

Hakma
05-03-2015, 02:29 AM
why did hakma become so sexy and amazing

because hes hakma why are you even asking that

im sorry its just-

you doubt hakma?!

im sorry i-

SHUT UP WORM

iSkyDoesGTC
05-13-2015, 01:12 AM
BUMP! I don't want this thread to die! :cry: Please read my jokes.

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05-13-2015, 05:49 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah lol hahahahahaha;);););)

iSkyDoesGTC
05-16-2015, 01:37 PM
I added a joke! :3
Are they funny? LOL :crazy:

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05-16-2015, 01:51 PM
I haz jok

Yo mama so fat when she tried to tap page 2 she tapped page 99