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michaelhans10
06-21-2015, 11:47 AM
Grab Your jokes and Lets all Happy :D

Any jokes?

Wish anyone make me Happy :D

Kryssie
06-21-2015, 11:48 AM
Why did the letter G is so scary? ( Guessed it meh )

michaelhans10
06-21-2015, 11:53 AM
Why did the letter G is so scary? ( Guessed it meh )

because G is ...GU Ghost?

ZeroRarity
06-21-2015, 11:54 AM
What's faster than a fast food?

Kryssie
06-21-2015, 11:55 AM
because G is ...GU Ghost?

Yea it turn a host into a ghost :p

michaelhans10
06-21-2015, 11:56 AM
What's faster than a fast food?

I don't Know :D

ZeroRarity
06-21-2015, 11:56 AM
I don't Know :D

A pastaaaaa!

(Pasta = Faster)

Kryssie
06-21-2015, 11:58 AM
Why did a birthday party surprise from friends is different from bestfriend?

From friends : tears of joy,

From bestfriends : tears of persecuted._.

ianCSzz
06-21-2015, 12:02 PM
Why does 1 + 1 = 3?

Carlo Miguel Velasco
06-21-2015, 12:04 PM
Why does 1 + 1 = 3?

bcuz math mek our brein mushieeeeeeeeeeee

ianCSzz
06-21-2015, 12:07 PM
bcuz math mek our brein mushieeeeeeeeeeee

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
No.
It's because... ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WIDAHOWIDAHOWIDAHO
Okay, that's not funny.
*doublecough*
*triplecough*
*TBC*
*Ebola*
*cancer*
*herpes*
*onedirection*
*supercalifragilisticexpialidociouscough*

TimeTurtle
06-21-2015, 12:10 PM
What did Rafiki tell Simba when he was walking slowly? (Lion King Joke)

TimeTurtle
06-21-2015, 12:14 PM
What did Rafiki tell Simba when he was walking slowly? (Lion King Joke)

He told him to MUFASA! (anyone geddit? No one? I cri)

michaelhans10
06-21-2015, 12:14 PM
A pastaaaaa!

(Pasta = Faster)


LOL THAT funny :D

ianCSzz
06-21-2015, 12:15 PM
He told him to MUFASA! (anyone geddit? No one? I cri)

Move faster...?

TimeTurtle
06-21-2015, 12:18 PM
Move faster...?

Yeah. Yay, someone gets it!

ianCSzz
06-21-2015, 12:21 PM
Here's a good one (that I stole from somewhere) :


Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A flat minor.

iFrostSpark
06-21-2015, 12:26 PM
I got this from my school,idk if its old,anyway here ut is


say "im a man" after every phrase here

I met a girl ______
I brought her home______
We made babies_______
She whispered "_______"

sorry if it's inappropriate:p

PURPLE585
06-21-2015, 12:28 PM
What do you get when a piano falls on a marching band

A flat major

TheDreamCloud
06-21-2015, 12:43 PM
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?



Get in the batmobile.

ianCSzz
06-21-2015, 12:45 PM
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?



Get in the batmobile.

OMG
Mind = Blown

michaelhans10
06-21-2015, 01:36 PM
Move faster...?

tissue? is it

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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

LOL. I get it :D

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Why superman use Underwear in front of his clothes :D

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What do you get when a piano falls on a marching band

A flat major

LOl anymore jokes i laugh here. Bored > turn into awesome "D

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What do you get when a piano falls on a marching band

A flat major

LOl anymore jokes i laugh here. Bored > turn into awesome "D

Indicative
06-21-2015, 01:52 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

michaelhans10
06-21-2015, 02:02 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

BECAUSE THE CHICKEN ran :D

Mark Chong
06-21-2015, 02:22 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

So that Radusavin will not catch up to it and make it food for his fast food restaurant

CaveMan
06-21-2015, 02:23 PM
Grab Your jokes and Lets all Happy :D

Any jokes?

Wish anyone make me Happy :D

What's 9+10?

Sam Jones
06-21-2015, 02:27 PM
What's 9+10?

910 Duhhhhh.

ianCSzz
06-21-2015, 02:29 PM
910 Duhhhhh.

No, it's obviously 226,385,184,884,782,687.0027462734659178524.

Arnold
06-21-2015, 05:33 PM
Festivity x ElectroDream

Hens
06-21-2015, 06:00 PM
Me: Puts 2 slices of bread on both sides of Parpul's head.

Me: WHAT ARE YOU!?

Parpul: A idiot sandwich.

Me: A IDIOT SANDWICH WHAT!?

Parpul: A idiot sandwich Mr. Lettering.