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Festivity
06-28-2015, 10:40 PM
Wanna be like the Sniper from TF2, mate? Oh bloody bagels! It's pretty easy, mate! Just follow my steps.

1. Play TF2
2. Play the Sniper always.
3. Say mate always.
4. Move to Australia
5. Wth you can't be one, mate.

darksnake99
06-28-2015, 11:07 PM
step one: ride kangaroos

step two: always say the words "mate" and "crikey" as much as possible

step three: apologize for political incorrectness

syrup
06-28-2015, 11:31 PM
Step one: Have a kangaroo wife

Step two: Pee in jars

Step three: Hate sneaky snakes

Step four: Shoot people with a gun that pisses on people

Festivity
06-29-2015, 08:51 AM
"Hi mate, want some Coffee Mate?"

Indicative
06-29-2015, 10:07 AM
Best guide ever. 11/10.

CaveMan
06-29-2015, 10:08 AM
Wanna be like the Sniper from TF2, mate? Oh bloody bagels! It's pretty easy, mate! Just follow my steps.

1. Play TF2
2. Play the Sniper always.
3. Say mate always.
4. Move to Australia
5. Wth you can't be one, mate.

Hi mate I have new mates.I'm Austrillian now YAY.

Conan
06-29-2015, 10:13 AM
And say pardon instead of sorry

jkjjkjkjkj

Jaime12
06-29-2015, 10:33 AM
I want to be australian.

But I can't move to Australia.

So I will move Australia to me.

GummiBear64
06-29-2015, 10:53 AM
Wanna be like the Sniper from TF2, mate? Oh bloody bagels! It's pretty easy, mate! Just follow my steps.

1. Play TF2
2. Play the Sniper always.
3. Say mate always.
4. Move to Australia
5. Wth you can't be one, mate.


step one: ride kangaroos

step two: always say the words "mate" and "crikey" as much as possible

step three: apologize for political incorrectness


Step one: Have a kangaroo wife

Step two: Pee in jars

Step three: Hate sneaky snakes

Step four: Shoot people with a gun that pisses on people


And say pardon instead of sorry

jkjjkjkjkj

Lmao, these are extremely close.

Jaime12
06-29-2015, 11:02 AM
Lmao, these are extremely close.

Why me no?

icri

Mark Chong
06-29-2015, 11:05 AM
Lmao, these are extremely close.

They are rlly close but imma hit the bullseye


1. lub durt
2. lub kangaroo
3. lub festivity
4. lub gummibear64
5. Ure offically an australian


HAH!I noe im rite

Tehepic333
06-29-2015, 12:30 PM
But I'm already Australian, mate!

Now I'm a WHAT?!

Each time you complete the steps to this guide, you get +1 point on your Aussie level (,mate).

WhiteGari
06-29-2015, 12:32 PM
But I'm already Australian, mate!

Now I'm a WHAT?!

An Australian Australian :P

GummiBear64
06-30-2015, 12:59 AM
Why me no?

icri
One does not simply move Australia

They are rlly close but imma hit the bullseye


1. lub durt
2. lub kangaroo
3. lub festivity
4. lub gummibear64
5. Ure offically an australian


HAH!I noe im rite
Lolno.

Each time you complete the steps to this guide, you get +1 point on your Aussie level (,mate).
Mine's maxed because I was born there, amirite.

Pyroworld
06-30-2015, 01:05 AM
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