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26FtW26
07-27-2015, 09:11 PM
420 Blazing it is an activity which a lot of people have a hard time figuring out. So, today I'll teach you exactly how to 420 blaze it with no troubles!

First, let's go over the things you'll need:
1. Snoop Dogg
2. Approx 420 metric tons of weed
3. Some dongers (example: ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ) if you have a hard time finding dongers, visit dongerlist.com

Okay, now to the tutorial!

1. Tell Snoop Dogg that you took all his weed
2. Snoop Dogg will cry
3. Tell him that if he 460 motherdongers your personal weed, you'll give him HIS weed back.
4. He'll do it.
5. Take the donger, and slap some of your own weed on it
6. Yell "420 BLAZE IT!"
7. Snoop Dogg will say "WHERES MY WEED?"
8. You'll say "check your pocket n00b"
9. Snoop Dogg will check his pocket
10. *Finds weed for days*
11. Say to snoop dogg: "you thinkin wad I thinkin?"
12. Snoop Dogg says "ye m9"
13. You both yell "SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY"
14. you simultaneously combust, making your whole body fire
15. Light the donger
16. ???
17. Profit!?

ASAD
07-27-2015, 09:17 PM
420 Blazing it is an activity which a lot of people have a hard time figuring out. So, today I'll teach you exactly how to 420 blaze it with no troubles!

First, let's go over the things you'll need:
1. Snoop Dogg
2. Approx 420 metric tons of weed
3. Some dongers (example: ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ) if you have a hard time finding dongers, visit dongerlist.com

Okay, now to the tutorial!

1. Tell Snoop Dogg that you took all his weed
2. Snoop Dogg will cry
3. Tell him that if he 460 motherdongers your personal weed, you'll give him HIS weed back.
4. He'll do it.
5. Take the donger, and slap some of your own weed on it
6. Yell "420 BLAZE IT!"
7. Snoop Dogg will say "WHERES MY WEED?"
8. You'll say "check your pocket n00b"
9. Snoop Dogg will check his pocket
10. *Finds weed for days*
11. Say to snoop dogg: "you thinkin wad I thinkin?"
12. Snoop Dogg says "ye m9"
13. You both yell "SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY"
14. you simultaneously combust, making your whole body fire
15. Light the donger
16. ???
17. Profit!?

Haha nice one this really made me laugh.
But plse mke a gaide h0w t0 gat 420 matrix t00ns of w33d?

26FtW26
07-27-2015, 09:27 PM
Haha nice one this really made me laugh.
But plse mke a gaide h0w t0 gat 420 matrix t00ns of w33d?

ty, I worked really hard on the story. But it was worth the effort!

that'll b my next guide btw, kk

ASAD
07-27-2015, 09:50 PM
ty, I worked really hard on the story. But it was worth the effort!

that'll b my next guide btw, kk

OK ;)
I hope your next 'Guide' Would be funnier than this one.

Mr.Hankey
07-28-2015, 02:23 AM
normie humor :l

SpeedFreakz
07-28-2015, 02:34 AM
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Psycho
07-28-2015, 08:09 AM
420 Blazing it is an activity which a lot of people have a hard time figuring out. So, today I'll teach you exactly how to 420 blaze it with no troubles!

First, let's go over the things you'll need:
1. Snoop Dogg
2. Approx 420 metric tons of weed
3. Some dongers (example: ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ) if you have a hard time finding dongers, visit dongerlist.com

Okay, now to the tutorial!

1. Tell Snoop Dogg that you took all his weed
2. Snoop Dogg will cry
3. Tell him that if he 460 motherdongers your personal weed, you'll give him HIS weed back.
4. He'll do it.
5. Take the donger, and slap some of your own weed on it
6. Yell "420 BLAZE IT!"
7. Snoop Dogg will say "WHERES MY WEED?"
8. You'll say "check your pocket n00b"
9. Snoop Dogg will check his pocket
10. *Finds weed for days*
11. Say to snoop dogg: "you thinkin wad I thinkin?"
12. Snoop Dogg says "ye m9"
13. You both yell "SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY"
14. you simultaneously combust, making your whole body fire
15. Light the donger
16. ???
17. Profit!?
Instructions unclear, got my Snoop Dogg caught in the ceiling fan.