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Plexity
08-10-2015, 04:25 AM
What would you do?

Berry
08-10-2015, 04:26 AM
Squirt lemon into someone's eye.

SCOOBYDOOFAN
08-10-2015, 04:27 AM
Squirt lemon into someone's eye.

I agree. It's always funnier to squirt someone in the eye with sour lemon juice.

Refuz
08-10-2015, 04:29 AM
What would you do?





1.Build a lemonade stand and use the profits of the buisness to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice.

2.make an Arnold Palmer

3. make orange juice, sit back, relax, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

4.IT'S A TRAP!

5. squeeze the juice into a squirt gun and squirt it into someone's eye. It'll make you feel better.

6. throw them away! WHO THE HECK gives lemons out? Mercury Sympathizers thats who!

7.make lemonade. Then give it to your enemies cause it'll be real crappy unless life gave you sugar too

8.go lemon your teachers house

9.gentically modify them and use your Super Lemons to destroy the world!

10.throw them at people you don't like and laugh at their pain.

PolarisHD
08-10-2015, 04:30 AM
Say "Thank you".

Rockytop
08-10-2015, 04:31 AM
Make a model of Lemongrab :p

Prizm
08-10-2015, 04:34 AM
Squeeze the lemons into a water bottle to make lemon juice. Then, poke a hole into the cap. Then go in da hood, and pretend to pee on people. Yep this is safe, NO way you can get hurt :crazy:.

Kroakie
08-10-2015, 04:35 AM
What would you do?"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" ~ meme.

KKcupcake
08-10-2015, 04:38 AM
KICK THEM AWAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhmF-E2YjNQ

ImAPogo
08-10-2015, 04:52 AM
Throw it away and hop on a pogostick....

Areodax
08-10-2015, 04:56 AM
Give them to Sanji.

Clarken (ciarken)
08-10-2015, 04:57 AM
I'm allergic to lemons. This is offensive.:cry:

MyLegGuy
08-10-2015, 05:02 AM
Usually lemons don't just appear out of thin air for me. But if it did happen, I would probably eat the lemon. Depending on the circumstances, I may not eat lemons that appear out of thin air. Who knows where that lemon has been.



I'm allergic to lemons. This is offensive.:cry:

Sorry to break it to you, but you're stupid if you think this is offensive.

FrostFire
08-10-2015, 01:47 PM
When life gives me lemons... I throw it away :cool:

|ThyLuigi|
08-10-2015, 05:27 PM
What would you do?

Eat them, lemons are delicious.

Chocolatte
08-10-2015, 05:29 PM
Rip it in half with my bare hands and start squirting the juice in my mouth. I like lemons mk.

(I'm pretty sure the saying goes 'when life gives you lemons, make candy' but how on earth does that make sense? You have no sugar or preservatives or anything. How would you make candy?)

butler001
08-10-2015, 05:32 PM
Take them. I love free stuff!

Bruce Wayne
08-10-2015, 07:44 PM
88372

10 chairs

fiona
08-10-2015, 07:47 PM
When life gives me lemons, I would throw them on the ground :cool:
It would obviously contain poison, life is always trying to kill me.

syrup
08-10-2015, 08:48 PM
Sue life because you wanted potatoes.

darksnake99
08-10-2015, 09:25 PM
When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Vallvina
08-10-2015, 10:32 PM
Usually lemons don't just appear out of thin air for me. But if it did happen, I would probably eat the lemon. Depending on the circumstances, I may not eat lemons that appear out of thin air. Who knows where that lemon has been.




Sorry to break it to you, but you're stupid if you think this is offensive.

Holy crap lmao chill dude.

He's joking.

And stupidity has absolutely NOTHING to do with intelligence lmfao.

PURPLE585
08-10-2015, 10:34 PM
http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-life-give-you-lemons-quote.jpg

craft3d
08-10-2015, 10:58 PM
What would you do?

Make kiwi juice.