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Pyroworld
08-17-2015, 06:27 PM
Wow. I am so stupid. I'm home alone and my mom won't be back for another 5 hours.



SOMEBODY PLS HELP

Pikasack
08-17-2015, 06:28 PM
Have a spare key lying around or an open window you can enter?

Or lie there and think about life for 5 hours.

Pyroworld
08-17-2015, 06:30 PM
AND THERES MOSQUTIOS EVERYWHERE KIKE DAMN

hammerkraz
08-17-2015, 06:31 PM
Maybe you can climb through a window

MadMed
08-17-2015, 06:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuT_63Ioig

:hat:

Christopher
08-17-2015, 06:42 PM
Can you slide open your window from outside?! Do you have any spare keys hidden?!?!?! Do you have WATER?! Omg

Jc7777
08-17-2015, 06:43 PM
Damn like a window spare key maybe a backdoor or a fence to hop over

Cranium
08-17-2015, 06:44 PM
Just go to some store and chill.

BLYoshi
08-17-2015, 06:45 PM
Go visit your friends. Go visit your enemies. Go visit your frenemies.

Jc7777
08-17-2015, 06:46 PM
Take a brick, throw it through the window, climb in. Tada.

Lmao gave Realy were would he find.a brick

PolarisHD
08-17-2015, 06:46 PM
Call your mom or your dad.

Invalid
08-17-2015, 06:47 PM
Wow. I am so stupid. I'm home alone and my mom won't be back for another 5 hours.



SOMEBODY PLS HELP


at least you brought your phone with you :crazy:

Jc7777
08-17-2015, 06:48 PM
Realy Gabe with the bricks he Doesn't have any I don't think

Christopher
08-17-2015, 06:49 PM
Lmao gave Realy were would he find.a brick

The backyard...........

Jc7777
08-17-2015, 06:51 PM
Bricks aren't made of houses also why dafuq is there a brick in the backyard?

Pyroworld
08-17-2015, 06:55 PM
Bricks aren't made of houses also why dafuq is there a brick in the backyard?

I have bricks89708

Christopher
08-17-2015, 06:55 PM
Bricks aren't made of houses also why dafuq is there a brick in the backyard?

Everybody in Nevada apparently

Lol I have bricks too Pyroworld

Pyroworld
08-17-2015, 06:57 PM
I climbed up the water pipe thing and now I'm on the roof. Gonna try to see if there's any windows open.

Christopher
08-17-2015, 06:59 PM
I have bricks89708


I climbed up the water pipe thing and now I'm on the roof. Gonna try to see if there's any windows open.

Oh hell no that :poop: would break on me and i'd get amazing bruises

sonsoftanked
08-17-2015, 07:07 PM
Last school year i was locked out i kicked the door down lika soldier had no money for movies after that:/

Hans
08-17-2015, 07:11 PM
yours truly is here.

26FtW26
08-17-2015, 07:18 PM
come to estonia
we have free coffee, and thers no muskeetos

I can spare u a brick to rek the door.

Bizarro
08-17-2015, 07:30 PM
As long as you get WiFi youre okay

lukj2001
08-17-2015, 08:11 PM
Go down the chimney like santa

Christopher
08-17-2015, 08:13 PM
Go down the chimney like santa

Chimney's are real??!?

ArmanBzc
08-17-2015, 08:13 PM
if I would be you, I would go to nearest Starbucks and wait for my mom for 5 hours.. (of course if I had money with me)

Juan Alfredo Guevara
08-17-2015, 08:18 PM
Get down, genius.

Ask your nearest neighbor if they can lend you their phone.

If you do not know your parent's number, explain the situation and ask if you can stay there until your mother arrives.

Be careful, and good luck!

syrup
08-17-2015, 08:19 PM
Good thing I always carry a spare key.

|ThyLuigi|
08-17-2015, 08:38 PM
Go visit your friends. Go visit your enemies. Go visit your frenemies.

That's the most stupid word invented.

unconscious98
08-17-2015, 08:38 PM
Welp, if you have a balcony, climb up there. I do that all the time.

|ThyLuigi|
08-17-2015, 08:40 PM
I climbed up the water pipe thing and now I'm on the roof. Gonna try to see if there's any windows open.

Silly, people don't put windows on roofes!

AntsaGT
08-17-2015, 08:43 PM
Silly, people don't put windows on roofes!

Im my house is window at roof :sweatdrop:

Bruce Wayne
08-17-2015, 09:13 PM
Call the police and say "my mommy isn't home can you help me get in my house? can u bring the swat team? or the fbi".

syrup
08-17-2015, 09:16 PM
I climbed up the water pipe thing and now I'm on the roof. Gonna try to see if there's any windows open.

Pics or it didn't happen

Aram Sevag
08-17-2015, 09:21 PM
How are you writing this anyway

26FtW26
08-17-2015, 09:27 PM
I would 10/10 climb on my house's roof, but even the new house I'm moving into has no places to climb up there :/ no water pipes. But, I can climb on the roof because I live in the attic, and I have roof windows just big enough to climb through.
If there's ever a party in my house, someone will probably hang a nazi flag up there XD



How are you writing this anyway
mobile probably

Pyroworld
08-17-2015, 10:42 PM
Pics or it didn't happen

89720 <----


I got back in. I got back down, walked to Safeway, asked a stranger if I could call my mom with his phone, and yea the rest is self explanatory.

sonsoftanked
08-17-2015, 10:56 PM
not calling you a liar but i did see a pic that looked just like that on google

ASAD
08-17-2015, 11:38 PM
89720 <----


I got back in. I got back down, walked to Safeway, asked a stranger if I could call my mom with his phone, and yea the rest is self explanatory.

So you waited 3 hours and 45 mins approximately on the roof?

IYATU
08-17-2015, 11:40 PM
Or you could just go to sleep

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Or plan to stop robbers

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Be imaginative

Aviron
08-17-2015, 11:43 PM
This isn't tumblr, why the hell are you blogging your life online when you could be figuring out ways to get back into the house?

GAMEFREAK
08-17-2015, 11:49 PM
89720 <----


I got back in. I got back down, walked to Safeway, asked a stranger if I could call my mom with his phone, and yea the rest is self explanatory.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.disastersafety.org/hail/shingle-roofs/&ved=0CCIQFjAAahUKEwj_nv33prHHAhUH1IAKHVy5Cwg&usg=AFQjCNFqalZ8qpHjzv5IIk3HTVBoGTFXJw
:rolleyes:

I believe that you were locked outside though. xD

Pyroworld
08-17-2015, 11:57 PM
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.disastersafety.org/hail/shingle-roofs/&ved=0CCIQFjAAahUKEwj_nv33prHHAhUH1IAKHVy5Cwg&usg=AFQjCNFqalZ8qpHjzv5IIk3HTVBoGTFXJw
:rolleyes:

I believe that you were locked outside though. xD

God damn it.

sonsoftanked
08-17-2015, 11:57 PM
same pic i saw

Simplify_
08-18-2015, 12:54 AM
This isn't tumblr, why the hell are you blogging your life online when you could be figuring out ways to get back into the house?

No :poop: this isn't Tumblr. This sub forum is to talk about whatever you want. Btw he isn't really locked out :whistling:

Pyroworld
08-18-2015, 12:58 AM
No :poop: this isn't Tumblr. This sub forum is to talk about whatever you want. Btw he isn't really locked out :whistling:

Nah, I was locked out. I just didn't climb the roof.:p

I kik texted one of my friends and told her to call my mom.

Aviron
08-18-2015, 12:58 AM
No :poop: this isn't Tumblr. This sub forum is to talk about whatever you want. Btw he isn't really locked out :whistling:

"Whatever you want". Yes you can, and that's really cute and all, and I know he isn't locked out, but if you really were, would you still be making an action movie out of this, or would you realize it'd be in your best interest to get into the house before telling your young internet friends all about your imaginary experience? God. What really irks me isn't the troll/lie/whatever 10 year olds like to call them, but the fact that you guys would think that it's actually "cool" or worth making a post about while you are still locked outside. I understand if you want to post about it after you get back in, like "oh, hey guys, something interesting happened today, let me tell you all about it".

Another thing I've been dying to ask too: How the hell do you even lock yourself out? What business would you have going outside without a key, assuming he isn't old enough to go outside alone?

Christopher
08-18-2015, 01:11 AM
and that's really cute and all

Wth, how? btw don't give me a giant response considering ^^^This^^^ is the only thing I bothered to read

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Nah, I was locked out. I just didn't climb the roof.:p

I kik texted one of my friends and told her to call my mom.

Bruh.......

Pyroworld
08-18-2015, 01:33 AM
"Whatever you want". Yes you can, and that's really cute and all, and I know he isn't locked out, but if you really were, would you still be making an action movie out of this, or would you realize it'd be in your best interest to get into the house before telling your young internet friends all about your imaginary experience? God. What really irks me isn't the troll/lie/whatever 10 year olds like to call them, but the fact that you guys would think that it's actually "cool" or worth making a post about while you are still locked outside. I understand if you want to post about it after you get back in, like "oh, hey guys, something interesting happened today, let me tell you all about it".

Another thing I've been dying to ask too: How the hell do you even lock yourself out? What business would you have going outside without a key, assuming he isn't old enough to go outside alone?

I was actually locked out tho...

Aviron
08-18-2015, 01:43 AM
Wth, how? btw don't give me a giant response considering ^^^This^^^ is the only thing I bothered to read

It is cute because so many people are using this as an excuse to post "randomness" or whatever that is that you guys find interesting.


~Optional to read/For those that can process words easily~

(Yes, this had originally been 5 sentences instead of 1, but since you're apparently incapable of reading anything that is longer than a few words, I have shortened it because I am such a nice person. You're welcome, by the way.)

Oh right, almost forgot. I already know someone's going to do this so- please, please don't put words into my mouth. You don't know what I'm implying.