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HerobrineFan
08-19-2015, 11:15 PM
Because I'm evil.

As reader began to enter his home, Derpyderp, dressed in casual - everyday clothes, walked up to Reader. She winked and said 'Hello' and Reader responded to her. Reader opened the door for DerpyDerp as she walked in to Reader's mansion, DerpyDerp sat down in the couch and turned on the Flatscreen TV as Reader gave her some Red Wine.
"Thanks." Derpy said.
"No problem." Said Reader.

After a few hours, Derpy and Reader began to go upstairs, Derpy's breasts jiggled as Reader began to harden. They approached the Master Bedroom as Reader began to un-button his/her's shirt. They jumped on the bed and slept for some minutes, they finally woke up with both clothes gone. They then went under the blanket and...

I'll leave the rest for you.

dis is what u get in a lemon k

Derpyderp
08-19-2015, 11:31 PM
Quote bad so if gone k

http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j399/Versallion/wa_zpsiquh43i5.png
I do not have breasts, none of these growtopians have breasts.
as much as Id love to read Id..rather...make it myself..

time to continue it though:

Then went under the blanket and.. Threw it off! Missing clothes is some serious crime if you're the one who took it!
Derpyderp reached back and unclasped the bra holding it out in front of the reader, with two breast gel bags falling off to the floor, she said,
"Oi, what did ya want me to do with these again? I'm not usually liking this but whatever, for you anyways." Quickly casting it aside and donning readers clothes without even looking from a nearby dresser and throwing a pair at the reader theirself, getting themselves hit in the face in the process

Derpyderp explaimed, "Did you..really wear these kinds of things reader?..I'm not visiting for awhile after this."
Walking toward the door, reader poked her back followed by a quick punch to the face, from Derpyderp herself, knocking reader out
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.
.
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Reader wakes on a raft wincing from his pain and having his own clothes and a note taped on his face

The note reads:
"Dear reader,

Having fun on that raft? See ya in 3 months if you can make it, HAHAHAHA

~Love, Derpyderp"

end o story the culprit was the reader themself

Brys
08-19-2015, 11:41 PM
This seems kinda like pornography but....





























It's fun for the whole family.

Derpyderp
08-20-2015, 12:20 AM
Ive updated my own post again with my part of the story since im in it myself eh?

Aquarious
08-20-2015, 02:59 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NPlAbH5.jpg

you know that feeling when you know someone has been on deviantart and fanfiction.net for too long

yeah its that kinda feeling

Derpyderp
08-20-2015, 03:01 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NPlAbH5.jpg

you know that feeling when you know someone has been on deviantart and fanfiction.net for too long

yeah its that kinda feeling

Never touched those sites, good thing too

Aquarious
08-20-2015, 03:03 AM
Never touched those sites, good thing too

protect the innocent

DahUnikorn
08-20-2015, 03:08 AM
lmaoooooooooo

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http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j399/Versallion/wa_zpsiquh43i5.png
I do not have breasts, none of these growtopians have breasts.
as much as Id love to read Id..rather...make it myself..

time to continue it though:

Then went under the blanket and.. Threw it off! Missing clothes is some serious crime if you're the one who took it!
Derpyderp reached back and unclasped the bra holding it out in front of the reader, with two breast gel bags falling off to the floor, she said,
"Oi, what did ya want me to do with these again? I'm not usually liking this but whatever, for you anyways." Quickly casting it aside and donning readers clothes without even looking from a nearby dresser and throwing a pair at the reader theirself, getting themselves hit in the face in the process

Derpyderp explaimed, "Did you..really wear these kinds of things reader?..I'm not visiting for awhile after this."
Walking toward the door, reader slapped her butt followed by a quick punch to the face, from Derpyderp herself, knocking reader out
.
.
.
.
Reader wakes on a raft wincing from his pain and having his own clothes and a note taped on his face

The note reads:
"Dear reader,

Having fun on that raft? See ya in 3 months if you can make it, HAHAHAHA

~Love, Derpyderp"

end o story the culprit was the reader themself


i love it
10chars

SageDeoxys
08-20-2015, 03:13 AM
Because I'm evil.

As reader began to enter his home, Derpyderp, dressed in casual - everyday clothes, walked up to Reader. She winked and said 'Hello' and Reader responded to her. Reader opened the door for DerpyDerp as she walked in to Reader's mansion, DerpyDerp sat down in the couch and turned on the Flatscreen TV as Reader gave her some Red Wine.
"Thanks." Derpy said.
"No problem." Said Reader.

After a few hours, Derpy and Reader began to go upstairs, Derpy's breasts jiggled as Reader began to harden. They approached the Master Bedroom as Reader began to un-button his/her's shirt. They jumped on the bed and slept for some minutes, they finally woke up with both clothes gone. They then went under the blanket and...

I'll leave the rest for you.

dis is what u get in a lemon k
Well, its obvious why you were cursed. In fact, I'm surprised this hasn't been deleted and you haven't been cursed again. Because honestly, your begging for it to happen

Brys
08-20-2015, 03:16 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NPlAbH5.jpg

you know that feeling when you know someone has been on deviantart and fanfiction.net for too long

yeah its that kinda feeling
Y'all need Jesus