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26FtW26
08-20-2015, 10:26 PM
Hello. Today we will be discussing a rather intriguing topic. That would be, memes.
There are many memes out there, some of them dank and some of them, well rather dreadful. Yes, yes indeed.

I have gathered You noticeably influential people here today, to talk about the dankness of your memes. As of last week, the UIC (United Internet of Cats) has released their SDD (Substantial Decree of Dankness, see the bible page 1337 row 69), saying that any dank memes with a dankness percentage lesser to 25% will be put down.

This will mean a huge growth in both the production, and the price of dank memes, for our government is very accepting of console peasants who cannot make up their own dank memes.
So far, the price of memes has raised by a considerable 3%. The estimated price of dank memes by the end of the year can go up to 13.59% more than before the decree.

Our government has already invested over 300 000 scrap metal on highly counter-terromemes. The duty of these people is to eliminate any memes that have an illegal dankness percentage. The counter-terromemes come equipped with deagles, awps and flash grenades.
A few of the counter-terromemes have been known to be Global Elites, but nothing has been confirmed yet.

So, why did I invite you here, my dear friends? Well, the reason is that I have a secret to share with you.

*Pulls out something small, in the shape of a rectangle out of his bag*

Do you know what this is? No? Well, let me explain.
This, my friends, is a meme. It's a meme with a dankness level of -69 000.
May I demonstrate the effects of a meme with such low levels of dankness? No disapproval? Good.

*Flips the meme, revealing the misused meme*

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a2/a2dd4eaee275590a117504b9be7efbf8df44326f16df13255d 4a8770aee12b1c.jpg

Every soul in the room shattered into a million pieces, except for the soul of me, for my soul has been cursed for eternity, and can not shatter.

-= To Be Continued=-




















yeah I wrote the whole thing, took me like 20 minutes.

SuperJ
08-20-2015, 10:28 PM
Excellent point sir. I will take dis to meme court in your honor.

SpeedFreakz
08-20-2015, 10:30 PM
Do you mean my avatar?

BLYoshi
08-20-2015, 11:54 PM
What did I just read.

Derpyderp
08-21-2015, 12:08 AM
What did I just read.

a criminal act happening before your eyes

Feint
08-21-2015, 12:34 AM
this is a minion pepe. it only appears once in 20,000 memes. this a very rare pepe. RT in 20 secs or bad luck

90318

SpeedFreakz
08-21-2015, 12:39 AM
this is a minion pepe. it only appears once in 20,000 memes. this a very rare pepe. RT in 20 secs or bad luck

90318

Oh gawd kill pepe in meme. This is the worst meme nightmare.

(120 kooldown dang it)

Feint
08-21-2015, 12:43 AM
I'm silver master elite if you wanna rank with me

peck
08-21-2015, 05:32 AM
90379 I never like to rust out memes with newfs but..

Meet pepe alpha 3d from the 80's. Known as disco frog

Vampireboy000
08-21-2015, 08:29 AM
This report must be published immediately or we could have catastrophic results in the area where memes are concerned.

KKcupcake
08-21-2015, 12:23 PM
my memes are as dank as ur mum ohhhh

i'm sorry