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08-24-2015, 04:37 PM
welcome back to r-

*ding dong*

jimmy what did i tell you dont use the cowbell


*ding dong*



and now a joke

whats black white and red all over


a dead zebra




meanwhile in outer space

apuls: i cant breath

mofin: i love you anyway




the news is still broken help





hi i would like to order A boneless breast of chicken seasoned with a spicy blend of peppers, hand-breaded, pressure cooked in 100% refined peanut oil and served on a toasted, buttered bun with dill pickle chips, Green Leaf lettuce, tomato and Pepper Jack cheese on a multigrain bun.

waitress: we dont serve that

too bad





did you hear that?

*ding dong*

exactly.




meanwhile in the year 2061

wait how can it be meanwhile in the year 2061




and now a joke


knock knock

whos there

exactly

exactly who

no exactly who isn't here

who is then

who

THE PERSON AT THE DOOR

yes it's who

I DONT KNOW

no literally hes named who



and now an awkward moment of silence




the end





meanwhile in outer space

mofin: no why did you have to die

apuls: idk





look mom no hands

*ding dong*





the secret to life lies within
A boneless breast of chicken seasoned with a spicy blend of peppers, hand-breaded, pressure cooked in 100% refined peanut oil and served on a toasted, buttered bun with dill pickle chips, Green Leaf lettuce, tomato and Pepper Jack cheese on a multigrain bun.




illuminati = illuminati

scary rite




and now

a joke



why did the bread cross the chicken

to smell it





ryan: jack can you do me a favor

jack: ok

ryan: thanks




mrthadawee has 999 thousand gems
but if he sbs
he will have less




when meeting someone irl

hi
you look prettier irl

i know
that wasn't a compliment

what






can i have an apple pie

if i dont get one you will die

ok bye




and to conclude this episode of randomness

*ding dong*

just one growtopian
08-24-2015, 05:17 PM
I'm really enjoying reading these. You should write a book.

26FtW26
08-24-2015, 05:47 PM
True literature right here.