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GummiBear64
09-02-2015, 12:36 PM
British people are flipping fantastic!
Their accent, their obsession with tea, everything about them is fantastic. I don't even care if these are just stereotypes, I love British civilians.

xlightswitch
09-02-2015, 12:37 PM
Would you like some tea and crumpets, Your Highness?

H4R8
09-02-2015, 12:39 PM
Would you like some tea and crumpets, Your Highness?

Yes, Yes, Yes. I want some tea and crumpets LOL jkjk:p

Arnold
09-02-2015, 12:43 PM
Mate my accent is a mix of British and American. Would you still like me?

GummiBear64
09-02-2015, 12:48 PM
Mate my accent is a mix of British and American. Would you still like me?

Even the slightest bit of British accent and you be bae.

BioTestificate
09-02-2015, 01:25 PM
Does typing "colour" make me a British?

craft3d
09-02-2015, 01:28 PM
Does saying "crumpets" make me British?

Liammagoo
09-02-2015, 01:32 PM
I hate tea, but I do like crumpets.
Britain FTW.

Deniss Fjodorovs
09-02-2015, 03:59 PM
I laik tea and my sis is in Britain.
No one is perfect.

Boomer
09-02-2015, 04:12 PM
USA is better; we have Hollywood, Vegas, Miami, and some of the best racing on the planet. Britain? Eh...Big Ben...F1 (no touchy-touchy or your car disintegrates)...woo?

Murica FTW!

Todon
09-02-2015, 04:14 PM
British people are flipping fantastic!
Their accent, their obsession with tea, everything about them is fantastic. I don't even care if these are just stereotypes, I love British civilians.

Meh too.I just love their accent way they speak.So nice and soft.Their accent makes me relax.

GT_PIJUS
09-02-2015, 04:14 PM
That doesn't mean we can't drink tea like crazy,right?

I drink 1/2 cups a day/2 days. :p

Jack Bowe
09-02-2015, 04:16 PM
I hate tea, but I do like crumpets.
Britain FTW.

^This^.

Our accent > yours. ;)

log1cal
09-02-2015, 04:18 PM
USA is better; we have Hollywood, Vegas, Miami, and some of the best racing on the planet. Britain? Eh...Big Ben...F1 (no touchy-touchy or your car disintegrates)...woo?

Murica FTW!
Lithuania is better. We have ahm, television tower. Also you can get punched in a face for looking at the person. Who would need more? Lithuania FTW!

IRetroGT
09-02-2015, 04:19 PM
Love you to kind sir! :prophet:

GummiBear64
09-02-2015, 08:32 PM
Does typing "colour" make me a British?
Nah, because otherwise I'd be British.


I hate tea, but I do like crumpets.
Britain FTW.
Crumpets are love, crumpets are life.


I laik tea and my sis is in Britain.
No one is perfect.
Lol, I never said people were perfect.


USA is better; we have Hollywood, Vegas, Miami, and some of the best racing on the planet. Britain? Eh...Big Ben...F1 (no touchy-touchy or your car disintegrates)...woo?

Murica FTW!
But you deep fry everything. T_T


^This^.

Our accent > yours. ;)
You aren't talking about the stereotypical Aussie accent right? Y'know, the one that everyone thinks we talk like because Steve Irwin.

GummiBear64
09-03-2015, 09:12 AM
You mean watching cars drive around in a circle 500 times? Let's face it, NASCAR is the worst example to represent racing. The only reason people MIGHT watch it is because of the crashes.

Finally, someone I can relate to. I don't understand the fun in watching cars go around and around.

IFlash144
09-03-2015, 09:27 AM
Why would u wanna be British and have an obsession with tea like eww and a accent

hammerkraz
09-03-2015, 09:34 AM
British people are flipping fantastic!
Their accent, their obsession with tea, everything about them is fantastic. I don't even care if these are just stereotypes, I love British civilians.

Hey there is too types of british


Normal : love kababs does not eat crumpets or drink tea

Sterotypical: ME good day sir

GummiBear64
09-03-2015, 09:47 AM
Hey there is too types of british


Normal : love kababs does not eat crumpets or drink tea

Sterotypical: ME good day sir

There can be only one, sir.
Flipping heck, why would you even insinuate that there are two types of British.

Aratus
09-03-2015, 10:06 AM
To be honest, you, are too stereotypes, even if you walk inthe street of London, there ain't going to be people with top hat drinking tea, but if you really like suits, I recommend you to go to the Savile Row W1, city of westminster.

Tehepic333
09-03-2015, 10:15 AM
I love how everyone calls the steryotype for English people 'British'. I mean, the Scottish one is still actually British, and that is wayyyyyyyy off the 'British' steryotype.

Also, there are loads of accents here, just like everywhere, although I'm pretty sure ya'll know that. The Whiney American Teenage girl accent is in place where I'm from, and you really don't want that. Anything but that.

hammerkraz
09-03-2015, 10:22 AM
There can be only one, sir.
Flipping heck, why would you even insinuate that there are two types of British.

I live in england have you seen london some people there are cray :sweatdrop:

PolarisHD
09-03-2015, 10:47 AM
Now imagine if someone said that he/she wanted to be Japanese. Double standards strikes again.

Pizzaman
09-03-2015, 10:55 AM
Would you like some tea and crumpets, Your Highness?

I'm British, and even I find this funny.

MagicDragon
09-03-2015, 10:59 AM
Im in ksa i learned english because i lived in the uk for more then 4 years . Does this make me british ?

BioTestificate
09-03-2015, 11:30 AM
Now imagine if someone said that he/she wanted to be Japanese. Double standards strikes again.

Speaking of double standards, why not call anyone who wants to be American something derogatory, just like how others call "these" people weebs?

GummiBear64
09-03-2015, 11:33 AM
I live in england have you seen london some people there are cray :sweatdrop:


To be honest, you, are too stereotypes, even if you walk inthe street of London, there ain't going to be people with top hat drinking tea, but if you really like suits, I recommend you to go to the Savile Row W1, city of westminster.

I actually wasn't thinking of people wearing top hats and monocles drinking tea.
Stereotype or not, I admire British people.

hammerkraz
09-03-2015, 12:05 PM
I actually wasn't thinking of people wearing top hats and monocles drinking tea.
Stereotype or not, I admire British people.

Thats nice thank you sir!

KKcupcake
09-03-2015, 12:11 PM
Appreciate your own culture.
England's not all tea and crumpets and dan and phil and one direction and accents and posh people and big ben.
((this isn'T supposed to be rude))
After all, home is where you belong, and don't forget where you belong.
((Buy Don'T Forget Where You Belong on iTunes!))

hammerkraz
09-03-2015, 12:14 PM
Appreciate your own culture.
England's not all tea and crumpets and dan and phil and one direction and accents and posh people and big ben.
((this isn'T supposed to be rude))
After all, home is where you belong, and don't forget where you belong.
((Buy Don'T Forget Where You Belong on iTunes!))


England is home to a nice milky brew Dont diss

Kieran2820
09-03-2015, 12:16 PM
Oh cmon, not every British person likes tea

Although i have about 4 cups a day.....

KKcupcake
09-03-2015, 12:19 PM
England is home to a nice milky brew Dont diss

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ok english tea sounds good tho

DumbOldDoor
09-03-2015, 12:23 PM
Am I the only one who hates the British accent? I try to pronounce every word the "American" way.

I hate tea too lmao.

PolarisHD
09-03-2015, 12:33 PM
Speaking of double standards, why not call anyone who wants to be American something derogatory, just like how others call "these" people weebs?

Not sure if this question was only directed to me. If so, I'm not creative enough to think of a new term for them. Either way, it's because the society is messed up.

Joshcat
09-03-2015, 12:35 PM
Nah, because otherwise I'd be British.


Crumpets are love, crumpets are life.


Lol, I never said people were perfect.


But you deep fry everything. T_T


You aren't talking about the stereotypical Aussie accent right? Y'know, the one that everyone thinks we talk like because Steve Irwin.

We all do sorta speak like Steve... Well, to a lesser extent anyways.

Tehepic333
09-03-2015, 09:54 PM
Am I the only one who hates the British accent? I try to pronounce every word the "American" way.

I hate tea too lmao.

>Hates British accent.
>Names self after a character with a British accent.

Boomer
09-03-2015, 11:49 PM
But you deep fry everything. T_T

Just those in the Louisiana area. Elsewhere its not that common.

iHateThis
09-03-2015, 11:51 PM
Nah, because otherwise I'd be British.


Crumpets are love, crumpets are life.


Lol, I never said people were perfect.


But you deep fry everything. T_T


You aren't talking about the stereotypical Aussie accent right? Y'know, the one that everyone thinks we talk like because Steve Irwin.

Are you kidding me?

Not everything in america is deep fryed.

Get some knowledge you stereotypical person.

I have only seen a deep frying machine at ONE state fair.

KKcupcake
09-04-2015, 12:35 AM
>Hates British accent.
>Names self after a character with a British accent.

maybe he- oh i don't know... likes the harry potter series?

Aratus
09-04-2015, 01:00 AM
I love coffee more than tea, coffee is more yummy..

Tehepic333
09-04-2015, 07:00 AM
maybe he- oh i don't know... likes the harry potter series?

Which just so happens to be full of British accents, in the films at least.

ahmedeeeeeee
09-04-2015, 07:02 AM
Why u wanna be britsh ? we are all the same brother :D

GummiBear64
09-04-2015, 07:11 AM
We all do sorta speak like Steve... Well, to a lesser extent anyways.
No one I know does. Either that or I don't pick up on it because I'm Australian and used to the "accent."

Are you kidding me?

Not everything in america is deep fryed.

Get some knowledge you stereotypical person.

I have only seen a deep frying machine at ONE state fair.

Do you know what a joke is...?

KKcupcake
09-04-2015, 07:34 AM
Which just so happens to be full of British accents, in the films at least.

orrrrr, he likes the books...

syrup
09-04-2015, 07:50 AM
>mrw
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Mfw+americans+not+sure+if+oc+does+anyone+ever+read _eb2b86_5060221.jpg
what the heck

Tehepic333
09-04-2015, 10:20 AM
orrrrr, he likes the books...

And uses a (slightly edited) frame from one of the films as his avatar. To name your OC after a character, you really need to be obsessed with them...

Am I really not allowed to point out a lil' bit of irony these days? Jeez.

JebLV
09-04-2015, 10:29 AM
I want to wisit UK cuz there is alot friends of my

DumbOldDoor
09-04-2015, 12:56 PM
>Hates British accent.
>Names self after a character with a British accent.

*facepalm*