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Festivity
09-14-2015, 10:45 AM
hi, i just want to tell a joke

i was about to tell a dubstep joke, but i guess ill just "drop" it

get it?
hahaahaha *oink*
hahahahah *oink*
hahahahah *oink*
okay ill stop

Areodax
09-14-2015, 10:49 AM
here's a lame one

efest being revived again

huehueuheue

SpeedFreakz
09-14-2015, 10:50 AM
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Hoodini kk.

dorie2739
09-14-2015, 10:54 AM
I was going to tell a joke about Sodium, but Na.

Get it? Get it? No? ok.


Support me OP :hug:

SpeedFreakz
09-14-2015, 10:56 AM
When you bang bang the zombie, they will rip.

Get it. Get it. No because this is not a joke...

Kthxbai.

Festivity
09-14-2015, 10:57 AM
I was going to tell a joke about Sodium, but Na.

Get it? Get it? No? ok.


Support me OP :hug:

OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHA *oink*

1001Conor
09-14-2015, 12:17 PM
I just had to /fp irl reading this thread

SwafGaming
09-14-2015, 12:19 PM
I just had to /fp irl reading this thread

and I had to /megafp reading your comment

GummiBear64
09-14-2015, 12:21 PM
I was going to tell a joke about Sodium, but Na.

Get it? Get it? No? ok.


Support me OP :hug:

I slapped me neon that one, bromide.

XDCorez
09-14-2015, 12:21 PM
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Pun completely intended

1001Conor
09-14-2015, 12:22 PM
and I had to /megafp reading your comment

I had to /killmyself after reading your sig 'Always remember to SMILE!'

dorie2739
09-14-2015, 12:23 PM
Wow this thread became a pun thread from a lame joke thread real quick.
Quick post your puns :panic::panic::panic::panic:

SwafGaming
09-14-2015, 12:24 PM
I had to /killmyself after reading your sig 'Always remember to SMILE!'

ye and im smiling right now

XDCorez
09-14-2015, 12:25 PM
Koshka lvl 12
Equipped with Aftershock, Crucible, and Clockwork.

OP af
Pun completely intended

Hypnoid
09-14-2015, 12:27 PM
Why chicken cross the road?



































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































bcuz he was dumb

PotatoMarco
09-14-2015, 12:27 PM
why did the chicken cross the road?

to get away from this thread

XDCorez
09-14-2015, 12:27 PM
TL;DR ples































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































JUMPSCARW

dorie2739
09-14-2015, 12:33 PM
why did the chicken cross the road?

to get away from this thread

lmaoooooooo

OLiVERi
09-19-2015, 04:08 AM
Me: Hey there, wanna hear a joke about potassium?
All: YEEZZWZSZZSZPLALZZPLZPZ
Me: K, I'm done..
Ahhahahsha
Get it?
Get it?
Geddit?

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Sorry for funny joke

SageDeoxys
09-19-2015, 04:27 AM
I think I lost an electron. In fact, I'm positive.

Are you made of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium cuz youre Be-Au-Ti-Ful!

A woman was taking a shower when someone knocked on her front door. She put her towel on and opened the door. It was a Fireman that said "Congratulate me, I got a raise!". She congratulated him and went back to the shower. She heard another knock, so she put her towel on against and opened the door. It was a Police officer who said "Congratulate me, I got a raise!". She congratulated him and went back to the shower. She hear yet another knock and saw it was a man she knew was blind, so she didnt put her towel on and opened the door. The man then said " Congratulate me, I can ser again!".

A man entered a bar and saw a stake on the ceiling. He asked why it was up there, and the bartender said that if anyone could get it down, they got free beer. The man tried, but he couldnt reach it. The stakes were too high.
Another man entered the bar and tried as well, but he fell and hit his head. MiStakes were made.

Ok, I think Ive had enough Internet for a day.

Dan9955
09-19-2015, 06:20 AM
I've got 2 sick ones (hopefully i wont get an infraction for this lol)

I wanted to tell a joke about a va****, but it was too deep for you to understand.
I wanted to tell a joke about my di**, but it was hard to grasp.

dov36Kaizo
09-19-2015, 06:29 AM
I've got 2 sick ones (hopefully i wont get an infraction for this lol)

I wanted to tell a joke about a va****, but it was too deep for you to understand.
I wanted to tell a joke about my di**, but it was hard to grasp.

Speaking of v's, you know what else is deep? Mariana's Trench.
Bet ya didn't expect that

ianCSzz
09-19-2015, 07:27 AM
What is red and smells like blue paint!?




red paint