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GummiBear64
09-14-2015, 01:52 PM
It's official. Today we recieved our fourth prime minister in two years and three months.
I was on reddit and there happened to be a thread about it which consisted of valid, informative points.
• It's the fourth PM in two years and three months.
• It's worse then the position of Defence Against the Dark Arts professor in Hogwarts.
• He still gets the Prime Minister pension even though he didn't serve for two years (he was four days short) which is preposterous.
• It's like a game of musical chairs, you either win or you die, you can NOT stand.
• Malcolm Turnbull outvoted him 54-44.
• None of our Prime Ministers have served a full term since John "Eyebrows" Howard in 2007.
• The aforementioned PM Pension can exceed $600,000AUD a year for the rest of their life.

Copied and pasted from Reddit;
For context, the last 8 years has been crazy…
1996-2007 John Howard as PM
2007 Kevin Rudd Elected
2008 Malcolm Turnbull elected liberal party leader
2009 Malcolm Turnbull ousted as liberal leader by Tony Abbott
2010 PM Kevin Rudd ousted by Julia Gillard (His deputy)
2012 PM Julia Gillard challenged by Kevin Rudd (Rudd defeated)
2013 PM Julia Gillard ousted by Kevin Rudd
2013 Tony Abbott wins election
2015 Feb - Liberal Party leadership spill (defeated)
2015 Sep - PM Tony Abbott challenged by Malcolm Turnbull

This has been Five Minutes of Australia and I'm your host; GummiBear64.

Go Australia!

http://i57.tinypic.com/jh3kbd.jpg

Boomer
09-14-2015, 04:23 PM
Well...you could have OUR president, who, with his evil friends at the Supreme Court, are trying to turn this lovely country into the f-in' USSR.

Hans
09-14-2015, 05:38 PM
I am obliged and shall happily run Australia if permitted to do so.

(In exchange for all of the officials' heads, of course. I shall rule the country with zeal!)

|ThyLuigi|
09-14-2015, 06:10 PM
I liked australia more when it was under british control. (I hope you guys get this joke)

Refuz
09-14-2015, 10:21 PM
fork you tony abott

(im australian k)

Shiruka
09-14-2015, 10:55 PM
Rip in pieces tony abott, same way how Gillard deded

Magicalfishy
09-14-2015, 10:58 PM
Well, the world is getting worse and worse just as it pretty much always has.

Tanse
09-14-2015, 11:03 PM
United States of America.

[Goldshard]
09-14-2015, 11:08 PM
Who's Australia?

Joshcat
09-14-2015, 11:14 PM
I like how my parents are actually concidering packing up and moving to Poland because of this.

Cocomonkey
09-14-2015, 11:44 PM
Straight outta tumblr
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Bruce Wayne
09-14-2015, 11:53 PM
Straight outta tumblr
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Who is that a picture of?

Cocomonkey
09-14-2015, 11:54 PM
Who is that a picture of?

Tony Abbott, our previous prime minister.

[Goldshard]
09-15-2015, 12:24 AM
Tony Abbott, our previous prime minister.

Wow I didn't know you were British! ;)

GummiBear64
09-15-2015, 01:20 AM
I am obliged and shall happily run Australia if permitted to do so.

(In exchange for all of the officials' heads, of course. I shall rule the country with zeal!)
Good idea, I trust you shall do what is good for our country.

I liked australia more when it was under british control. (I hope you guys get this joke)
Why though?

;1823330']Wow I didn't know you were British! ;)
Wait, what?

sonsoftanked
09-15-2015, 02:14 AM
Well...you could have OUR president, who, with his evil friends at the Supreme Court, are trying to turn this lovely country into the f-in' USSR.

I dont think hes that bad then again i dont follow politics like that much cuz its annoying and lota times causes arguments, but could be worse cuz we might get trump

Hans
09-15-2015, 12:05 PM
Good idea, I trust you shall do what is good for our country.

Why though?

Wait, what?

Well then, chap. Tally-ho — happy huntings! You shall execute and hang the heads of yer' officials on the pole near the central park, 'kay? Well then? Go on, lad! I shall rule the country!

|ThyLuigi|
09-18-2015, 12:12 AM
Good idea, I trust you shall do what is good for our country.

Why though?

Wait, what?

When Australia was under British control, it was essentially a huge prison island.

GoldMedal
09-18-2015, 12:52 AM
At least you guys don't have to wait four years to get rid of them if they are bad.

ianCSzz
09-18-2015, 01:50 AM
I am obliged and shall happily run Australia if permitted to do so.

(In exchange for all of the officials' heads, of course. I shall rule the country with zeal!)
Thou shalt not rule Australia. Thou shalt rule the entire Earth.

|ThyLuigi|
09-18-2015, 01:55 AM
At least you guys don't have to wait four years to get rid of them if they are bad.

M8, there is literally something called a petition that can be used to impeach government officials and veto laws.

And children can make petitions too, with parent approval.

darksnake99
09-18-2015, 03:07 AM
Well...you could have OUR president, who, with his evil friends at the Supreme Court, are trying to turn this lovely country into the f-in' USSR.


maek amurica grate agin: vite four dinald tromp.

"make wall lol hate mexicans haha autism epidemic oh nooo" --a wise quote by dinald tromp

Hans
09-18-2015, 05:19 AM
Thou shalt not rule Australia. Thou shalt rule the entire Earth.

"Big things start from small things", no? Considering the fact that ruling Australia may not be small — though it is a good start if compared to ruling the entire Earth.

|ThyLuigi|
09-18-2015, 05:25 AM
"Big things start from small things", no? Considering the fact that ruling Australia may not be small — though it is a good start if compared to ruling the entire Earth.

Think of it this way.

Ruling Australia - 1/7 Continents Ruled
Ruling America/Canada - 0.4/7 Continents Ruled (Approximately)
Ruling Russia - 0.5/7 Continents Ruled

Kek

Hans
09-18-2015, 05:27 AM
Think of it this way.

Ruling Australia - 1/7 Continents Ruled
Ruling America/Canada - 0.4/7 Continents Ruled (Approximately)
Ruling Russia - 0.5/7 Continents Ruled

Kek

Thou shall rule the whole universe and thou shall interact with intergalatic spatial wars with unknown beings from the other side of the blackhole.

WE SHALL ATTAIN EVER LASTING VICTORY AND GLORY!

FrostFireGT
09-26-2015, 04:14 AM
John key, Who totally wouldn't want him as such an awesome prime-minister



14 tonnes of Sarcasm there

Heres a nice facebook page dedicated to him :)

https://www.facebook.com/votenashinal

You will actually find some hilarious stuff...