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Bruce Wayne
09-15-2015, 11:10 PM
Welcome to me, Bruce Wayne, covering news around the world! (and making it horrible, but still better than Fox News.)

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Oregon Animal Attacks
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Well, in Oregon, some animals are attacking some people. That's what we need to worry about. I mean, can't you just not go near animals? Is that hard?
Maybe Donald Trump will worry about it?



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Jindal: Trump is a madman.
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Really? Didn't notice.

#hillarytrump16

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North Korea can use nukes, like, now.
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k, lemme get my AK-47 and gas mask.
And the Final Fantasy series.
(and a bunker)

Why does North Korea have NUKES?
WHAT? DIDNT THE US THINK ABOUT THAT? NUKES. NUUUKEEES.
YES, NUCLEAR BOMBS. BOMBS.

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Fast Food Meat Has Antibiotics.
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umm k
nobody really cares.
everybody knows.

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Donald Trump says to boy "I'm Batman"
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Screw you, Trump.
Screw. You.
You ain't no Batman.



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TheRealThatGuy
09-15-2015, 11:14 PM
Welcome to me, Bruce Wayne, covering news around the world! (and making it horrible, but still better than Fox News.)

********
Oregon Animal Attacks
********

Well, in Oregon, some animals are attacking some people. That's what we need to worry about. I mean, can't you just not go near animals? Is that hard?
Maybe Donald Trump will worry about it?



*********
Jindal: Trump is a madman.
*********
Really? Didn't notice.

#hillarytrump16

*********
North Korea can use nukes, like, now.
*********

k, lemme get my AK-47 and gas mask.
And the Final Fantasy series.
(and a bunker)

Why does North Korea have NUKES?
WHAT? DIDNT THE US THINK ABOUT THAT? NUKES. NUUUKEEES.
YES, NUCLEAR BOMBS. BOMBS.

******
Fast Food Meat Has Antibiotics.
******

umm k
nobody really cares.
everybody knows.

********
Donald Trump says to boy "I'm Batman"
********

Screw you, Trump.
Screw. You.
You ain't no Batman.



*******

Tell me more story's!







© Copyright Wayne Enterprises 2015

MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Obliderate
09-15-2015, 11:14 PM
Welcome to me, Bruce Wayne, covering news around the world! (and making it horrible, but still better than Fox News.)

********
Oregon Animal Attacks
********

Well, in Oregon, some animals are attacking some people. That's what we need to worry about. I mean, can't you just not go near animals? Is that hard?
Maybe Donald Trump will worry about it?



*********
Jindal: Trump is a madman.
*********
Really? Didn't notice.

#hillarytrump16

*********
North Korea can use nukes, like, now.
*********

k, lemme get my AK-47 and gas mask.
And the Final Fantasy series.
(and a bunker)

Why does North Korea have NUKES?
WHAT? DIDNT THE US THINK ABOUT THAT? NUKES. NUUUKEEES.
YES, NUCLEAR BOMBS. BOMBS.

******
Fast Food Meat Has Antibiotics.
******

umm k
nobody really cares.
everybody knows.

********
Donald Trump says to boy "I'm Batman"
********

Screw you, Trump.
Screw. You.
You ain't no Batman.



*******

Tell me more story's!







© Copyright Wayne Enterprises 2015

666/111
Would read again

HerobrineFan
09-15-2015, 11:16 PM
time for fallout

*hides in vault 6*

Bruce Wayne
09-15-2015, 11:25 PM
http://i58.tinypic.com/9tjz0y.jpg

Just found it.

Obliderate
09-15-2015, 11:34 PM
http://i58.tinypic.com/9tjz0y.jpg

Just found it.

Hes gonna fire those animals

Bruce Wayne
09-16-2015, 10:16 PM
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"dis"like
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Facebook is coming out with a dislike button.

Apparently, now they notice we don't wanna "like" our friends passing.

Brys
09-16-2015, 10:22 PM
I am the Batman

Bruce Wayne
09-18-2015, 12:03 PM
I am the Batman

NOT ANYMORE MWAHAHAH.


OK maybe. but can I be Bruce Wayne.
plz.