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Tanse
10-02-2015, 01:11 AM
My dad asked dme to go downstairs to find a lightbulb. NOTICE IT'S 9 AT NIGHT. I go down. Just as I'm going down the stairs I see a freaking huge as bug. Image a tennis ball being in 2d. Now the length of the and height is how big the terrifying monster bug was. It was also red and orange. I got a quick glimpse of that beast crawling on my basement walls. This boii aint no ordinary bug. This dude was crawling at a rate of 5 miles per hour. My dude was as fast as me running. I got a freaking broom and was going downstairs but I just couldn't bring up enough courage... I showed my dad, we went down and after like 20 seconds he says he will attend to it in the morning. I swear to freaking god of that horrendous creature is not out of my house by the morning, I am calling the police, fbi, cia, swat team, military, obama, and every other nation who's army has the balls to bring this thing down.

RIP Tanse and his good night sleep. Im closing my room door tonight. Also I will be buried under the covers if you need me. Pray to God I forget about it in the morning. Please. Pray for me. Pray. Pray pray. Pray that it doesn't have babys. Pray it's not a female. Pray it's baby's won't kick us humans out of the house.

MyLegGuy
10-02-2015, 01:26 AM
Be a man. Get the broom of destiny. Wear some long pants.

ImAPogo
10-02-2015, 01:46 AM
If you are brave enough,take a picture of the bug monster:whistling:

SpeedFreakz
10-02-2015, 02:02 AM
Are you a childish who scared in a monster bug imagination?

Reballoo
10-02-2015, 02:10 AM
Be a man. Get the broom of destiny. Wear some long pants.

Are you human? 'Cause humans don't bugs. I don't bugs, and I don't spiders.

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If you are brave enough,take a picture of the bug monster:whistling:

Yes, we need pics.

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There was a spider on the stop sign that me and my brother's bikes were chained to and he was unlocking his bike from the sign and I saw the spider, and like I said, I don't spiders, so I picked up a fist sized rock and pitched it at the sign, but since the spider was on the pole part, of course I missed and hit my brother in the eye, it got all black blue and red and swelled all up. The spider lives on.

BioTestificate
10-02-2015, 02:12 AM
There was a spider on the stop sign that me and my brother's bikes were chained to and he was unloced his bike and I saw the spider, and like I said, I don't spiders, so I picked up a fist sized rock and pitched it at the sign, but since the spiderwas on the pole part, of course I missed and hit my brother in the eye, it got all black blue and red and swelled all up. The spider lives on.

daheq did i just read?

ianCSzz
10-02-2015, 02:59 AM
If you are brave enough,take a picture of the bug monster:whistling:
Nah, man, take a picture with the bug monster.

L3thalHunter
10-02-2015, 06:36 AM
Call Spock and tell him to blow up your house.
Everyone wins...

Conan
10-02-2015, 07:02 AM
Man up then get the slippers of courage then smash it with the slippers of courage.


Do it or I'll throw a spaghetti of earthworms at your face. jk (I can do it though :p)

Hans
10-02-2015, 07:19 AM
OK IM FREAKING SORRY FOR CRAWLING UP ON YOUR WALLS PLEASE

JUST DONT CALL ME HORRENDOUS AND OTHER CRAP

THIS IS MY HUNDREDTH CASE OF BEING CALLED A BUG

IM JUST A LOADER K

Tanse
10-02-2015, 08:59 PM
Ok guys. I came back from school. The basement door is still locked.
I just went downstairs but couldn't bring up the courage to walk around. 30 seconds and I was out. NOTICE, I was holding a huge broom and was wearing slippers just in case it stole my broom.


#Day2OfFreakyNightmares

IYATU
10-02-2015, 09:10 PM
Your just dreaming /LOL

QuickCrafter
10-02-2015, 09:18 PM
This made my day. Lol.

PannyFlan
10-02-2015, 09:43 PM
I will nevee visit your home.

Tanse
10-02-2015, 09:55 PM
Your just dreaming /LOL


This made my day. Lol.


I will nevee visit your home.

You guys bigger monsters then that thing in my basement

Play360
10-03-2015, 03:23 AM
Get to the point. Do you have phobia in bugs or some other weird critters? If you do, why didn't you tell your dad?

Play360
10-03-2015, 05:35 AM
Who's that girl in your signature?

Oh, her? She's my bae actually. Wait... is that really necessary?

OLiVERi
10-03-2015, 05:53 AM
That creature is me in disguise. lol
Thats so scawy

Play360
10-03-2015, 05:58 AM
What's her name?

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What's her name? Seriously.

Classified. Huehuehue :crazy:

Updated
10-03-2015, 06:09 AM
w8 i call da team bronies 4 u n' me

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... Please tell me.

Isn't she Skyler Samuels?

IC Growtopia
10-03-2015, 06:21 AM
... Please tell me.

bruhhh.

It's emma watson i think.

BFRUUUH

GoldMedal
10-03-2015, 07:43 AM
Who's that girl in your signature?

I like how you just completely wrecked this thread, which was already a weird thread to start off with.

Sky123456789
10-03-2015, 07:45 AM
Call it a noob for me please.:)

Reballoo
10-03-2015, 05:41 PM
Doubt it.

Not even close bruh.

Thanks.

Yeah, that is Skyler Samuels. She plays Grace Gardener in Scream Queens.

Wuve
10-09-2015, 03:18 AM
maybe it was me

hueheueheuehhehehee

Magicalfishy
10-09-2015, 03:38 AM
maybe it was me

hueheueheuehhehehee

Wouldn't doubt that one. :rolleyes:

GummiBear64
10-09-2015, 03:43 AM
bruhhh.

It's emma watson i think.

BFRUUUH

Emma Watson is way more gorgeous though...