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GummiBear64
10-06-2015, 12:25 AM
ready for some jokes to make you fallout of your chair laughing?

1. How many ghouls does it take to change a light bulb?
hey don't need to, they just hudle around the glowing one!

2.How many lives does an irradiated cat have?
18 half lives

3. A ghoul went to a doctor.
"Doctor, doctor, I have this horrible rash!" he said.
The doctor replied: "Son, that's called your face!"

4. Wastelander pick-up line,
Hey, you wanna rig my shotgun?

MLGStitch
10-06-2015, 12:27 AM
eh, seen better jokes than these. Try spice it up a little, plz.

GummiBear64
10-06-2015, 12:33 AM
eh, seen better jokes than these. Try spice it up a little, plz.

Hello, 911? Yes, I am ringing to inform you that I have just heard shots fired.

King902
10-06-2015, 01:10 AM
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Just don't tell your parents.

The horse jumped in the mud.

GummiBear64
10-06-2015, 01:23 AM
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Just don't tell your parents.

The horse jumped in the mud.

I know a guy who got paralyzed from the legs down.

He wheelchair-ish the moment he last walked.

GummiBear64
10-07-2015, 01:48 AM
I know a guy who got paralyzed from the legs down.

He wheelchair-ish the moment he last walked.

I worked hard on this pun. :cry:

DerpySpaces
10-07-2015, 02:04 AM
I worked hard on this pun. :cry:

You know the guy who had his entire left side cut off?

He is alright now.

Paintlesss
10-07-2015, 02:15 AM
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation:crazy:

EmeraldScorpion
10-07-2015, 04:01 AM
Caution, do not click on spoiler unless you are above 12 years old and are prepared to get burnt.
Your birth certificate was an apology letter from Durex.

GummiBear64
10-07-2015, 04:42 AM
Caution, do not click on spoiler unless you are above 12 years old and are prepared to get burnt.
Your birth certificate was an apology letter from Durex.

That's what was written on my birthday card last year. It was my mother's handwriting.

ImAPogo
10-07-2015, 08:35 AM
My Mom told me I will be rich one day.

So now Im a beggar.

ianCSzz
10-07-2015, 09:34 AM
Is the title a pun? Also, I have one.

Einstein dated a Spanish woman. Einstein asked her, "Hey, girl, do you know what the speed of light is?" The girl answered, "Si."

GrateNPowder
10-07-2015, 09:55 AM
Meanwhile in Pixie Hollow (own by Pixie Inc.)
Tinkerbell: *does work as usual*

Conan
10-07-2015, 10:01 AM
Didn't laugh at any of it, sorry.

GrateNPowder
10-07-2015, 10:04 AM
Didn't laugh at any of it, sorry.

Ok try this:
Why did this old man rolled home?
Because he's an emoji! :prophet:

GummiBear64
10-07-2015, 10:58 AM
Didn't laugh at any of it, sorry.

lmao, you weren't meant to.


Is the title a pun? Also, I have one.

Einstein dated a Spanish woman. Einstein asked her, "Hey, girl, do you know what the speed of light is?" The girl answered, "Si."

yes it is.

Conan
10-07-2015, 11:00 AM
Ok try this:
Why did this old man rolled home?
Because he's an emoji! :prophet:

Nope didn't laugh.

InstaRabbit
10-07-2015, 11:01 AM
am i the only one who noticed the title lmao

GrateNPowder
10-07-2015, 11:05 AM
What does Werecow Dr. Doofensmirtz trying to rule?
The Tri-steak Area!
Charlie XEX in plural tense?
Charlie XEXes, daughter of King Xexes (not insulting)

ImAPogo
10-07-2015, 11:41 AM
Why did Conan know things?

Because he is a detective......


Sorry,bad pun..