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SilversoulX
11-04-2015, 05:45 AM
An infinite ammo extremely-fast minigun with bullets that explode. Each bullet's explosion can destroy everything, the universe, time, existence, EVERYTHING!

mokky
11-04-2015, 05:50 AM
A twig.

Poking someone with a muddy twig leaves a nasty stain on their shirt.


A twig can do the following
-cause blindness
-Impale people
-give splinters
-cook marshmellows
-set fire to your hair
-poke at a grizzly bear


Twigs are op.

ElectroDream
11-04-2015, 05:54 AM
A carrot.

Just stab it in the eye, then in the... 'that' part.

Lesson of the day: Do not underestimate carrots. :cool:

mokky
11-04-2015, 05:55 AM
A carrot.

Just stab it in the eye, then in the... 'that' part.

Lesson of the day: Do not underestimate carrots. :cool:

The part we all have or the part selected people have?

Aunos
11-04-2015, 05:59 AM
Little Jesus. Imagine what a mini jesus can do :crazy:

Just kidding,

SQUIRT GUN FTW.

Trolled
11-04-2015, 06:18 AM
Growtopia becoming real life. Op enugh.

inkorrect
11-04-2015, 06:38 AM
A carrot.

Just stab it in the eye, then in the... 'that' part.

Lesson of the day: Do not underestimate carrots. :cool:

ouch! my knee!

99125
11-04-2015, 06:52 AM
A potato. Enough said.

mokky
11-04-2015, 06:55 AM
A potato. Enough said.

A potato with its stalks on is poison ;)

bubblehubble_
11-04-2015, 07:06 AM
A twig.

Poking someone with a muddy twig leaves a nasty stain on their shirt.


A twig can do the following
-cause blindness
-Impale people
-give splinters
-cook marshmellows
-set fire to your hair
-poke at a grizzly bear


Twigs are op.

This reminded me of Dumb Ways to Die for some reason...

kay cool

Mark Chong
11-04-2015, 07:21 AM
Words .

Mijuki04
11-04-2015, 11:45 AM
Orange.....like in their eye. I got them so ngood ~MirandaSinga
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Brys
11-04-2015, 12:44 PM
Bal27 or ASM1.

DerpySpaces
11-04-2015, 12:58 PM
The heaviest chest in Minecraft.

It basically involves a chest having 1728 chests, then each of them contains 1728 chests, repeated 512 times, then at the last chest, containing 1728 blue Notch banners (a blue banner having the Mojang Logo, crafted with a blue banner, lapis lazuli and a notch apple)

Its mere presence can cause the entire universe to collapse in a time, so short, that it is shorter that the Planck time, the shortest time in the universe.

BioTestificate
11-04-2015, 01:11 PM
Chastiefol



or 144 gigawatts of candy.

Tempting
11-04-2015, 01:39 PM
A baby rattle that possesses power as strong as a god, but only I can use it.

Megazork
11-04-2015, 03:02 PM
What uneducated people.

Guys, the real strongest weapon is obviously the Neo Armstrong Jet Cyclone Armstrong Cannon.

Shadin Siddique
11-04-2015, 03:14 PM
All these are pathetic, get the new Shadzilla X-9800 Fortitude Bazilla Lex-58! It spawns a portal to the netherworld, end, alternate dimension, EVERYTHING and all the mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, leprechauns and dancing Charlie Wonka's loompa will bow down before whoever holds this awesome portal gun!

They can help you get all the humans to be your slaves and those mythical creatures will be your guard!!

GET IT NOW! ONLY 99999999.99999999999999$!! ONLY ONE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

RULE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

Batteries not included in this purchase.

Tech
11-04-2015, 03:28 PM
USA, North Korea, and Russia altogether.

Boomer
11-04-2015, 03:46 PM
Devastator. 'Nuff said.

http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/download/file.php?id=16935&mode=view

Mr T.
11-04-2015, 03:50 PM
Fallout 4 will answer your question

xlightswitch
11-04-2015, 04:08 PM
A light switch.

ScptrX
11-04-2015, 05:28 PM
An infinite ammo extremely-fast minigun with bullets that explode. Each bullet's explosion can destroy everything, the universe, time, existence, EVERYTHING!

http://i.imgur.com/Z0K1EBY.png
:cool:

hammerkraz
11-04-2015, 06:37 PM
the golden hammer of HOPE! it can create anything with its magical golden energy and can destroy anything the beholder cannot die in the possestion

Obliderate
11-04-2015, 06:52 PM
Words .
99237

Dav3
11-04-2015, 07:32 PM
Gunblades, hope they exist :)

thegamer381
11-04-2015, 08:21 PM
A twig.

Poking someone with a muddy twig leaves a nasty stain on their shirt.


A twig can do the following
-cause blindness
-Impale people
-give splinters
-cook marshmellows
-set fire to your hair
-poke at a grizzly bear


Twigs are op.

Lol y u reference dumb ways to die?

Mark Chong
11-04-2015, 09:26 PM
Words .
99237

^^^^^^

And then I thought of Death note :rolleyes:

LyveWyre
11-05-2015, 02:05 AM
A rainbow kitten skittle missle. Basically, it is a big kitten rocket, and when it lands, it explodes into little kittens and rainbows illuminate everything, and SKITTLES rain from the sky!

SageDeoxys
11-05-2015, 02:08 AM
Humanity.
Its the sad truth...

LyveWyre
11-05-2015, 02:14 AM
Humanity.
Its the sad truth...

Roast. BOOOOOMMMM ROASSSTEEEDDDDD TOOOO HUMMANNNITTYYY.

So sorry.

SageDeoxys
11-05-2015, 02:34 AM
Roast. BOOOOOMMMM ROASSSTEEEDDDDD TOOOO HUMMANNNITTYYY.

So sorry.

Did you drink coffee before sleeping last night?
Actually...
Coffee is a mortal weapon. It kills your dreams. Also your Homework sometimes.

JOSHIE63
11-05-2015, 02:58 AM
Unfaltering diplomacy would be totally OP am I right? No? Of course not…

Magicalfishy
11-05-2015, 03:10 AM
A devil fruit. :sweatdrop:

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Devastator. 'Nuff said.

http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/download/file.php?id=16935&mode=view

Holy canoly, that looks so math. :eek:

If you found a toy model of this thing that I could buy, I'd give you a virtual high-five.

Zoldyck
11-05-2015, 03:28 AM
Um either this guy
99264

Or this thing
99265

BioTestificate
11-05-2015, 09:52 AM
Or this thing
99265

http://i.imgur.com/HPzKw2x.gif
yus

DerpySpaces
11-05-2015, 10:26 AM
USA and Russia altogether.

Fixed it for you. :sweatdrop::whistling:

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Um either this guy
99264

Or this thing
99265

Huh, both of them won't matter if the universe is gone.

I POSSESS THE DOOMSDAY CHEST! I WILL PLACE IT INTO THIS WORLD OF YOU DON'T BOW DOWN TO ME! MWAHAHAHA!

Boomer
11-05-2015, 04:07 PM
Holy canoly, that looks so math. :eek:

If you found a toy model of this thing that I could buy, I'd give you a virtual high-five.

KK m8: http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_odkw=devastator&_osacat=246&_from=R40&_trksid=p2045573.m570.l1311.R6.TR12.TRC2.A0.H0.Xde vastator+.TRS0&_nkw=devastator+rotf&_sacat=246

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Um either this guy
99264

Looks like Caillou :whistling:

CoryT
11-05-2015, 04:44 PM
a tactical mine that when it explodes it releases legos and highly corrosive acid

Boomer
11-05-2015, 04:48 PM
a tactical mine that when it explodes it releases legos and highly corrosive acid

NOOO NOT LEGOS!!! ANYTHING BUT LEGOS!

PiZaHuTt
11-06-2015, 02:11 AM
A Lego Prison!:cry:
:nuke:The ground is littered with legos that are glued to the ground, with moving scooters at heel hight, with lots of places to stub your toe :3:nuke:

imustachyou
11-06-2015, 02:15 AM
My mix tape.

Woah, be careful, don't dro-

99362


#StopDontDrop

SageDeoxys
11-06-2015, 02:27 AM
My mix tape.

Woah, be careful, don't dro-

99362


#StopDontDrop

I'm actually surprised someone hadn't posted that earlier.

PURPLE585
11-06-2015, 02:28 AM
insert derogatory rude joke

|ThyLuigi|
11-06-2015, 04:38 AM
The Death Star.

Mark Chong
11-06-2015, 05:54 AM
And suddenly,Medusa
Look into those eyes

Comment
11-06-2015, 05:55 AM
The Elucidator.

mokky
11-06-2015, 06:09 AM
Lol y u reference dumb ways to die?

Maybe because I ate medicine that's out of date.
And then used my private parts as piranha bait

|ThyLuigi|
11-06-2015, 07:29 AM
Maybe because I ate medicine that's out of date.
And then used my private parts as piranha bait

Those are quite dumb ways to die.

DerpySpaces
11-06-2015, 07:49 AM
Those are quite dumb ways to die.

I tried to get toast up with a fork.
Then I tried doing my own electrical work.

IGN
11-06-2015, 08:21 AM
A Nokia 3310.
9940499405

Areodax
11-06-2015, 11:38 AM
/b/

say no more my child