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MUSICANGEL
11-22-2015, 01:29 AM
Post your 3 funniest pickup line. Multiple post are allowed. The winner will chosen in 14-16 hours.

Winner is updated! Reply to my private message.

KKcupcake
11-22-2015, 01:37 AM
wrong subforum, soz.
this belongs to the growtopia contests and competitions subforum, just saying.

but i wanna win wls so

are you a parking ticket? bc you have fine all over you.
are you a sharpie? bc you are ultra fine!
if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
(will try to get some more later)

meowza
11-22-2015, 01:40 AM
Is your body from mcdonalds. Cuz I'm mcloving it
You're missing some vitamin me
Are you pressing the f5 key because your refreshing
You must be my backyard. Because I really dig you.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
Do you know cpr because you just took my breath away
What if I rearearanged the keyboard and out u and I together. "It already is" YESS
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again
Is your dad an art theif because your a masterpiece

|ThyLuigi|
11-22-2015, 01:46 AM
Are you from McDonalds? Because you're kinda fat.
Did you fall from Heaven? It'd explain your messed up face.
Are you Jamaican? Because you're Jamaican me go into a phsycopathic frenzy.

optimuswhat
11-22-2015, 01:47 AM
Dear god no

Crazyjulie
11-22-2015, 02:31 AM
If I was a stop light, I'd make it turn red just you stare at you all day.
(Red lights are what I run)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would have made U and I not together.

Person #1: Your eyes remind me of the ocean

Person #2: My eyes are brown..

Person #1: Yeah, it's dirty and polluted with trash, which the trash needs to be taken out.


Yeah, I'm bad at pickup lines.

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Is your body from mcdonalds. Cuz I'm mcloving it ������
You're missing some vitamin me
Are you pressing the f5 key because your refreshing
You must be my backyard. Because I really dig you.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
Do you know cpr because you just took my breath away
What if I rearearanged the keyboard and out u and I together. "It already is" YESS
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again
Is your dad an art theif because your a masterpiece

(My response)

#1: So does that mean you're a cannibal?
#2: Again with the cannibalism, does that mean I extract your blood or something?
#3: I don't have a F5 key, I'm on my phone.
#4: Uhm, so wildlife will trample over me(Painful, I know) and by digging inside my flesh? Ew!
#5: So you know where Santa lives? Plus, kidnapping is illegal.
#6: Yeah, the u key and the I key is next to each other..
#7: No, and if you were to walk pass me again, it would have been the 2nd time.
#8: He died..

(These were made just for fun, please don't be serious about this and go all ape on me.)

thegamer381
11-22-2015, 02:34 AM
My pickup lines!

1. Wrong subforum, fp
2. Wrong subforum, fp
3. Wrong subforum, fp

Updated
11-22-2015, 02:35 AM
hey musicangel are you a human?
cuz u look like a lovely angel to me kk

http://dragcave.net/image/gNzi3.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/gNzi3)

do u play basketball/volleyball/football?

cuz id like u to play with my ball this time

http://dragcave.net/image/36AMp.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/36AMp)

are u the devil

cause you keep on tempting me into your heart kk
http://dragcave.net/image/78TSV.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/78TSV)

Crazyjulie
11-22-2015, 02:37 AM
My pickup lines!

1. Wrong subforum, fp
2. Wrong subforum, fp
3. Wrong subforum, fp

Forget about what I just said!

Aunos
11-22-2015, 02:55 AM
Do you know how to spell us? Cause I can't spell it without U.

Do you know why your with me? Cause it was meant to be.

Do you know why your still alive? Cause God can't see you die.

Do you know what I found in my diamond heist? A diamond for you.

Do you know why Jesus died in the cross? To save you from sin.

Do you know what star shines the most? The stars in your eyes.

More coming soon. (Trying to be as original as possible. Also some of them have a deep meaning)

Edit: added a photo my friend sent me 😂😂😂😂😂

Cosmological
11-22-2015, 03:00 AM
1. Are you a Night Machine? Because I wanna turn you on
2. Did you eat a Candy Heart? Or did you really want to "HUG ME!!"
3. If you were my pinball bumpers, I would finally be able to farm
4. I have a Surgery skill: 1, but I'd do surgery on you just so I could steal your heart
5. I'd give up 25 wls to GROWGANOTH just so I could spend my 9 lives with you
6. Are you a Mod? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears
7. You may fall in TALL, you could fall on dirt, but the best way to fall..... Is in love with me

Crazyjulie
11-22-2015, 03:02 AM
1. Are you a Night Machine? Because I wanna turn you on
2. Did you eat a Candy Heart? Or did you really want to "HUG ME!!"
3. If you were my pinball bumpers, I would finally be able to farm

Nice ones!
I suck at pick up lines.

Updated
11-22-2015, 03:05 AM
Are you my homework?

Cause I do you every night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Aunos
11-22-2015, 03:07 AM
Are you my homework?

Cause I do you every night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Please no dirty jokes.

If it's allowed...

Hehe you all ded

iFrostSpark
11-22-2015, 03:08 AM
Are you my homework?

Cause I do you every night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

god no

Updated
11-22-2015, 03:47 AM
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift doesn't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real

^this reply is for the op kk

GAMEFREAK
11-22-2015, 04:25 AM
1. Is that a phone in your back pocket cuz dat ass is calling me : O

2. Do you like jalapenos cuz I wanna be jalapeno ass

3. you're so hot I can roast my meat on you

The spoilers have the word that mean donkey but starts with an a

Bruce Wayne
11-22-2015, 06:41 AM
Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more.

We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.

You remind me of my appendix. I don't know you, but something inside me is saying I should take you out.

Edwardson97
11-22-2015, 06:59 AM
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
I love you as much as a fat kid loves cake.
I wish you were my pinky toe, so I could bang you on every peice of furniture in my house.

BearFUL
11-22-2015, 08:02 AM
*smokey burger*
Hey, why is the burger so hot? It wasn't hot when I took it from the microwave...

(Says to boss)
Sorry I'm late, I'll make it up by leaving early.

What's that sound? It's coming from the box there, who put the box? Some random guy came and put the box. Dude are you nuts, it's a bomb!



Please put the wls in to the donation box at TOXINSHOP if I do win.

ULTRA ASIAN
11-22-2015, 09:42 AM
1. Hey can you teach me maths? What's infinity times infinity? Cos that's how much I love you.
2. Is your dad a theif? I think he stole the light of the stars and put them in you.
3. I LOVE YOU! *Boom. mindblown*

what are you using these for anyway?

PINCH
11-22-2015, 09:45 AM
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you Jesus? Because you answered all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/cheesy.html

HAHAHAHAHHA