Small story I made to kill boredom

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...And he was born, to rule every kingdom that exists,
(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)


Playa:
Summon! ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

Playa:
Guns! ( ͡°▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一( ͡° ͜ʖ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一ʖ ͡°)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ͡°)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

Playa:
Ehh, we need one punch man! ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴ ┬┴┬┴┤ ͡° ͜ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴ ┬┴┬┴┤ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง├┬┴┬┴

Playa: k bois we nid to git to fite dem homis ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

Playa: k bois we nid go telepur, jum in nao (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ \ (•◡•) /✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)
...........*:･ﾟ✧ \ (•◡•) /✧ﾟ･: *
...........*:･ﾟ✧ \ (•◡•) /✧ﾟ･: *


to be continued k

[BioTestificate]

What the hell did I just read?

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What the hell did I just read?

Something that happens to me when I'm bored to death. I mean it, bored af.
(This thing happens rarely though)

[Sfsuprafang]

I think I just lost my left brain └[๏ ε ๏]┘

[iStrangleJr]

Go smell a calf leash u small piece of pet burrito!

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Go smell a calf leash u small piece of pet burrito!

go buy me one u vagvan