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12-10-2015, 01:10 AM
Let's share puns.

I'm going to do some cheese puns because they're the only puns I know.

I understand some of you may not like puns, but those of us who want to have fondue.

What cheese can be used to encourage a bear down from a tree? Camembert.
What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror? Halloumi.
What cheese can be used to hide a pony? Mascarpone.
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? All that's left is de-brie.
What cheese has a bit of an alcohol problem? Livarot.
What cheese do you need to be cautious with? Caerphilly.
What does cheese like to drink? Morbier.
What's a beaver's favourite cheese? Edam.
What happens when cheese gets ill? It gets feta.

Sorry if these puns were too cheesy, I'm not real Gouda at making puns.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I talk too much about video games.
If you ask me, that isn't a good reason to Fallout 4.
(I'm sorry, I had to)

12-10-2015, 01:13 AM
What's a chees's favorite computer? A Macaroni!

12-10-2015, 01:16 AM
Where do you go when you feel cold in a square room? The corners, there always 90 degrees.

12-10-2015, 01:16 AM
Xerneas and Ferb?
(this deserves an update)

12-10-2015, 01:30 AM
I was SLATEing these puns for today.
I swear their not SCHIST.
Please don't take these puns for GRANITE.
Oh-No it's too SLATE to stop.
I guess these puns are pretty COAL.
I'm loosing my MARBLES XD.
My Rock Puns :)

12-10-2015, 01:33 AM
Are you SIRIUS.
Is there something RON with you?
There is something HARRY RON with you.
These puns are slipping in like FAWKES-es
This DUMBLEDOOR keeps closing in my face.

IC Growtopia
12-10-2015, 01:38 AM
Hmm.. I do have some animal puns but they're always boaring.. Some may be funny but they're irrelevant.
Oh what i'm saying, these are funny, I was just lion. I should get otter here.
Well I took these all from the internet so I guess that makes me a cheetah.

Let's see what else, I have some food puns but those are hard to come up with and I cantaloupe. Some of them are pretty amaizing though, but some of them are crepe. I think taking this from the internet was a misteak. But puns, olive you.

12-10-2015, 01:39 AM
god walked into a bar the bartender said hi god and exploded

hakma always wins

12-10-2015, 02:17 AM
What color is a smurf? Bleu.
I once met zeus at a flee market, it was shocking.