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01-05-2016, 09:13 AM
So my parents hired a maid.
And our house is not that big.
So the maid will be staying in my room and will be sleeping with me on weekdays.

This means that:
~No farting out so loud anymore while alone in the room
~No more watching videos
~No more "daily habits" *insert lenny
~No more party in my room with my self
~Darn

It was nice meeting you all. I'm pretty sure that those are enough information about my incoming death. See you guys in the futu- a tunnel, a tunnel of light!

CodeSky
01-05-2016, 09:15 AM
When is the funeral?

Sebastian Elson Gunawan
01-05-2016, 09:16 AM
Is this your nightmare?
And nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SFM2025
01-05-2016, 09:21 AM
So my parents hired a maid.
And our house is not that big.
So the maid will be staying in my room and will be sleeping with me on weekdays.

This means that:
~No farting out so loud anymore while alone in the room
~No more watching videos
~No more "daily habits" *insert lenny
~No more party in my room with my self
~Darn

It was nice meeting you all. I'm pretty sure that those are enough information about my incoming death. See you guys in the futu- a tunnel, a tunnel of light!

We have 2 maids

RaiRaii
01-05-2016, 10:00 AM
But you get to play games with your maid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

..you know like board games

R.I.P Paraesthesia/Updated you will not be missed:hat:

IShutter
01-05-2016, 10:02 AM
it's kinda weird, why would YOU have to sleep in the same room with your maid, im not saying they're any less human with you buts that just doesn't seem right. Maybe if its that bad she could sleep on the couch?

SpeedFreakz
01-05-2016, 10:11 AM
Does your maid is beautiful?

If not KYS hue.

Mark Chong
01-05-2016, 10:12 AM
What the heck.


Rip dude. Jump out the window now.

May the grass be with you

GummiBear64
01-05-2016, 10:46 AM
Why are you complaining? I'd love to sleep in the same room as a complete stranger.

Aunos
01-05-2016, 10:54 AM
So happy my maids has her own small room near the kitchen.

mrthadawee
01-05-2016, 10:57 AM
What's a "maid"?

PolarisHD
01-05-2016, 11:00 AM
Is your maid beautiful?

This guy knows what's up.

Saifooo
01-05-2016, 11:53 AM
damn its a hard time for you

Maj3sticturd
01-05-2016, 11:56 AM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maid

Wikipedia is the emergency textbook. Can't find any info? Wikipedia is your answer

xlightswitch
01-05-2016, 11:58 AM
if your maid is beautiful like what speed said then i don't see why you're worried *insert lenny

Aunos
01-05-2016, 12:00 PM
if your maid is beautiful like what speed said then i don't see why you're worried. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Here ya go.

Wait... (200-2016) Updated is 15!

I bet I'm the only one who didn't know this.

Maj3sticturd
01-05-2016, 12:01 PM
I guess that MAID your life alot harder


https://youtu.be/6zXDo4dL7SU

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Here ya go.

Wait... (200-2016) Updated is 15!

I bet I'm the only one who didn't know this.

YOU DON'T SAY

Updated
01-05-2016, 01:45 PM
To those people asking if our new maid is beautiful...

She's around 55-65 yrs old

JzoneGamer
01-05-2016, 01:48 PM
To those people asking if our new maid is beautiful...

She's around 55-65 yrs old

Rest in peace, m8. Rest in peace...

nevaks
01-05-2016, 02:06 PM
To those people asking if our new maid is beautiful...

She's around 55-65 yrs old


Then it's bootiful

Updated
01-05-2016, 02:06 PM
107302

You see what I did there?

By the way why havent you conquererd north korea yet?
An oscars award would be better:p

Haven't conquered North Korea yet. I don't know how, teach me your ways please.

Updated
01-05-2016, 02:22 PM
I gave my homeboy Kim a call and asked.

O- o- oh.



http://i.imgur.com/QXIqcyU.gif

Magicalfishy
01-05-2016, 02:31 PM
My mom does ALL the cleaning, so we don't even need a maid. Yay.

Indicative
01-05-2016, 03:09 PM
To those people asking if our new maid is beautiful...

She's around 55-65 yrs old


See ya in the other side, m8. :hat:

Hypnoid
01-05-2016, 03:10 PM
My mom does ALL the cleaning, so we don't even need a maid. Yay.

Same here. But my mum gets mad to me because my room is way too messy.

XxJeirinxX
01-05-2016, 03:32 PM
I do these things called chores. :rolleyes:

Magicalfishy
01-05-2016, 05:15 PM
Same here. But my mum gets mad to me because my room is way too messy.

If my mom is in a mess she totally cleans the whole thing or makes me do it. I also hate having a messy room, but sometimes it happens. :sweatdrop:

Polar
01-05-2016, 05:23 PM
invite me to the funeral please

Boomer
01-05-2016, 05:47 PM
Just keep farting. Silent, deadly ones. She'll run away at some point.

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To those people asking if our new maid is beautiful...

She's around 55-65 yrs old


Chow down on beans and cauliflower. NOW.

Polar
01-05-2016, 05:57 PM
Just keep farting. Silent, deadly ones. She'll run away at some point.

you have experience? :rolleyes:

YellowPepper
01-05-2016, 05:59 PM
Why are you complaining? I'd love to sleep in the same room as a complete stranger.

Umm... Um.. what. How? What?

MUSICANGEL
01-05-2016, 07:03 PM
At least she cleans up your room for you.

ParkourDevil
01-05-2016, 08:21 PM
RIP Updated. You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best.

GummiBear64
01-05-2016, 08:53 PM
To those people asking if our new maid is beautiful...

She's around 55-65 yrs old


That doesn't answer our question. Do you think she's beautiful?

Spotlight
01-05-2016, 11:04 PM
I am not able to express how angry I would be if my parents did that to me.

Maj3sticturd
01-06-2016, 02:01 AM
Have fun my friend

Epicbrick
01-06-2016, 02:06 AM
Man. That is.

Im speechless lol

Aram Sevag
01-06-2016, 02:45 AM
"Daily habits"

GummiBear64
01-06-2016, 03:21 AM
"Daily habits"

Yeah, like, uhh, cooking fruitcake under his bed.

Muhammad Daniel
01-06-2016, 03:29 AM
i am grateful i live in an apartment
apartment = small = no need maid = i can do everything on my own (nope :rolleyes:)

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"Daily habits"

maybe its liek eating apple pie alone on refrigerator in his room (too rich he can buy a fridge in every single room in his house [including storeroom])

Flexful
01-06-2016, 03:34 AM
So my parents hired a maid.
And our house is not that big.
So the maid will be staying in my room and will be sleeping with me on weekdays.

This means that:
~No farting out so loud anymore while alone in the room
~No more watching videos
~No more "daily habits" *insert lenny
~No more party in my room with my self
~Darn

It was nice meeting you all. I'm pretty sure that those are enough information about my incoming death. See you guys in the futu- a tunnel, a tunnel of light!

Stay strong! You can still fart though.

misascool
01-06-2016, 04:18 AM
One solution : tell your mom youll do all the chores so she dont need to hire any maid. :p

Maj3sticturd
01-06-2016, 07:15 AM
One solution : tell your mom youll do all the chores so she dont need to hire any maid. :p

That won't be very fun for him...

BudderMeow
01-06-2016, 07:48 AM
That's just creepy.

And you said she's only gonna sleep with you during the weekdays? What about the weekends?

Updated
01-06-2016, 10:52 AM
That doesn't answer our question. Do you think she's beautiful?

She's pretty
pretty ugly. rood so let's just say normal for an old woman?


That's just creepy.

And you said she's only gonna sleep with you during the weekdays? What about the weekends?

She'll go to her hometown or whatever during weekends :rolleyes:


"Daily habits"

Can also be every 5 hrs habits:eek:


Yeah, like, uhh, cooking fruitcake under his bed.

Or taking a bath while sitting on my table kekekeke


invite me to the funeral please
All of you are invited:rolleyes:

Mark Chong
01-06-2016, 11:08 AM
All of you are invited:rolleyes:

*shouts* Guys! Whos bringing the chips!

Zyfen
01-06-2016, 05:28 PM
My mom does ALL the cleaning, so we don't even need a maid. Yay.

Why do you need maids or parents to clean when you have slaves

If anyone wants one, I might give you.. PM me :whistling:

BudderMeow
01-07-2016, 12:11 AM
*shouts* Guys! Whos bringing the chips!

I'm bringing Doritos and Mountain Dew. Now we need someone who knows how to play the sad violin with an air horn.

Maj3sticturd
01-07-2016, 07:18 AM
I'm bringing Doritos and Mountain Dew. Now we need someone who knows how to play the sad violin with an air horn.

Imma bring snoop dogg. Does that count?

BudderMeow
01-08-2016, 12:14 AM
Imma bring snoop dogg. Does that count?

Of course he'll count. Meet you at Shrek's Swamp for the funeral.

Minecraftpee
01-08-2016, 12:18 AM
So my parents hired a maid.
And our house is not that big.
So the maid will be staying in my room and will be sleeping with me on weekdays.

This means that:
~No farting out so loud anymore while alone in the room
~No more watching videos
~No more "daily habits" *insert lenny
~No more party in my room with my self
~Darn

It was nice meeting you all. I'm pretty sure that those are enough information about my incoming death. See you guys in the futu- a tunnel, a tunnel of light!

well, get one of those couches where you can make it flat and up. then get a stool or like a fold up table and problem solved! But also get another bed and a wall built between your room to make it seperate if you want to stay in the same room.