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GummiBear64
01-06-2016, 12:04 AM
A farmer had thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't?
Ten of them.

Muhammad Daniel
01-06-2016, 12:07 AM
your joke are pretty lame,bruh
LMAO idk what is that joke suppose to mean and hurt my brain thinking that

GummiBear64
01-06-2016, 12:13 AM
your joke are pretty lame,bruh
LMAO idk what is that joke suppose to mean and hurt my brain thinking that

You know what else is a pretty lame joke?

A rope walks into a bar and the bartender says "woah woah, we don't serve rope here, sorry."
So the rope turns around and walks out. The rope then cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Embarrassed by his appearance, he combs out his ends. He then walks back into the bar.
The bartender asks "Aren't you the rope I just kicked out?" To which the rope replies with "No, I'm a frayed knot."

TheRealThatGuy
01-06-2016, 12:20 AM
You know what else is a pretty lame joke?

A rope walks into a bar and the bartender says "woah woah, we don't serve rope here, sorry."
So the rope turns around and walks out. The rope then cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Embarrassed by his appearance, he combs out his ends. He then walks back into the bar.
The bartender asks "Aren't you the rope I just kicked out?" To which the rope replies with "No, I'm a frayed knot."

good jokes.

the first one is better when you tell it to someone. It is supposed to sound like twenty-eight but it is actually twenty ate.:crazy::crazy:

GummiBear64
01-06-2016, 12:21 AM
good jokes.

the first one is better when you tell it to someone. It is supposed to sound like twenty-eight but it is actually twenty ate.:crazy::crazy:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!

Rush
01-06-2016, 12:22 AM
What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

GummiBear64
01-06-2016, 12:25 AM
What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

What do you call a psychic midget that as escaped prison?
A small medium at large.

TheRealThatGuy
01-06-2016, 12:47 AM
What do you call a psychic midget that as escaped prison?
A small medium at large.

what do you call person makes bad jokes that he probably took from the internet?
GummiBear64 :rolleyes:

Rush
01-06-2016, 01:57 AM
That's basically everyone though. :c

Defuse
01-06-2016, 01:59 AM
That's basically everyone though. :cTrue, everyone has old jokes:crazy:

Like...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

These sort of things create are personality.

GummiBear64
01-06-2016, 02:05 AM
That's basically everyone though. :c

You should ban him for insulting everybody, Rush.

He called you a copycat.

AlexKat
01-06-2016, 02:16 AM
u wot m8 ._____.

BioTestificate
01-06-2016, 10:20 AM
What is the probability that you get this question wrong? Only 0% and 100%, no in-betweens.

ianCSzz
01-06-2016, 10:26 AM
What is the probability that you get this question wrong? Only 0% and 100%, no in-betweens.

It's both 0% and 100%. I'm a quantum physicist. :rolleyes:

SpeedFreakz
01-06-2016, 10:52 AM
What do you call a guy who wants to give you an heart attack?

BOO!!!
http://cdn.instructables.com/F6L/9M22/HPAEBS32/F6L9M22HPAEBS32.MEDIUM.jpg

Updated
01-06-2016, 10:54 AM
What do you call a guy who wants to give you an heart attack?

BOO!!!
http://cdn.instructables.com/F6L/9M22/HPAEBS32/F6L9M22HPAEBS32.MEDIUM.jpg

That's a girl!

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Because I really like doing this thing...


if u don't get it use math

SpeedFreakz
01-06-2016, 10:56 AM
That's a girl!

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Because I really like doing this thing...


if u don't get it use math

Had you got a heart attack?

Updated
01-06-2016, 11:02 AM
Had you got a heart attack?

yes,
the girl is so pretty it made my heart beat 69% faster

SpeedFreakz
01-06-2016, 11:12 AM
Why did the chicken smell the bread? because he was a piece of it.

If you have a problem with your bad joke. Then please email support@growtopiagame.com

mrthadawee
01-06-2016, 11:16 AM
All of your jokes are honestly "dad tier"...

I think that we can all relate to this...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

:^)

Alexanderkg
01-06-2016, 11:47 AM
All of your jokes are honestly "dad tier"...

I think that we can all relate to this...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

:^)

Best joke ever

Punch
01-06-2016, 12:07 PM
All of your jokes are honestly "dad tier"...

I think that we can all relate to this...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

:^)

Lol, that's original.

GummiBear64
01-07-2016, 12:03 AM
All of your jokes are honestly "dad tier"...

I think that we can all relate to this...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

:^)

If I ever said something like that, I'd never hear the end of it.
Love the joke nevertheless.

TheRealThatGuy
01-07-2016, 12:04 AM
If I ever said something like that, I'd never hear the end of it.
Love the joke nevertheless.

who is the guy in your picture? (profile one)

Metalwire
01-07-2016, 12:05 AM
who is the guy in your picture? (profile one)
It's a vault boy from fallout

GummiBear64
01-07-2016, 12:08 AM
who is the guy in your picture? (profile one)

In my profile, it's just a random picture I made and I really need to change it but I can't be bothered, it's been there for two years now.

In my avatar, it's Vault Boy from Fallout.

AlexKat
01-07-2016, 12:08 AM
How are your swedish fish children coming along.

LMAOOOOOOOOO

TheRealThatGuy
01-07-2016, 03:08 AM
In my profile, it's just a random picture I made and I really need to change it but I can't be bothered, it's been there for two years now.

In my avatar, it's Vault Boy from Fallout.

who is vault boy. what does he do? is he a good or bad guy?

GummiBear64
01-07-2016, 03:30 AM
who is vault boy. what does he do? is he a good or bad guy?

He's the mascot for Vault-Tec and Fallout.
He is not an actual character, he is only seen on posters and whatnot.

IC Growtopia
01-07-2016, 03:35 AM
Lol, that's original.

:rolleyes: (http://kickasshumor.com/funny-joke/23579/teacher-kidswhat-does-the-chicken-give-you)

Krustler
01-09-2016, 03:35 AM
WOAH, I like this thread, I'm pretty sure I'm too modern-ish, I don't even know old jokes :(:hat:

Areodax
01-09-2016, 03:50 AM
All of your jokes are honestly "dad tier"...

I think that we can all relate to this...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

:^)

107643
god damn it thada

Kranken
01-09-2016, 11:18 AM
How do you confuse a blonde?
You paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common?
Neither of them is a police officer :^)

_Lennart_
01-09-2016, 11:20 AM
One day I hit myself because I was mad, then my mother hit me because no one hits her son, then I called her a bad mum and she hit me because no one calls her a bad mum, then she hit herself because no one hits her son, then I hit her because no one hits me, then I hit myself because no one hits my mum, then she hit me and I hit her, and so on. Infinite! :crazy:

Kranken
01-09-2016, 11:21 AM
Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

*Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.*