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optimuswhat
09-02-2013, 04:55 AM
We shall make a story so twisted that it'll be fun.
There's just two rules!
-You can only use one sentence
-No double posting

I'll start off.

There was a guy named...

BlasterXT
09-02-2013, 05:14 AM
Pillow, he liked to...

minha1234
09-02-2013, 05:33 AM
Stab smelly socks as he..

BlasterXT
09-02-2013, 05:47 AM
As it rode it's bike. Meanwhile...

Cade83
09-02-2013, 06:43 AM
Sally was counting her...

minha1234
09-02-2013, 06:51 AM
Dolls, when a huge explosion startled her.

(It seems this story will be interesting... I like this start.)

SlaSHadow
09-02-2013, 07:08 AM
The house began to crumble as only she came out...

GummiBear64
09-02-2013, 11:49 AM
Came out as a demonic girl with her teddy bear named Tibbers


(Annie from League of Legends)

JakeHCorwell
09-02-2013, 11:52 AM
Tibbers pulled out a book and started reading about science.

~JHC :hat:

Cocomonkey
09-02-2013, 12:00 PM
Tibbers pulled out a book and started reading about science.

~JHC :hat:

Tibbers then spotted a secret and confidential crumpled note folded on the cover of the book...

Benduka
09-02-2013, 03:03 PM
Then tibbers blew up.

optimuswhat
09-02-2013, 06:18 PM
And then a mailbox became self-aware.

Mr.PiBB
09-02-2013, 06:52 PM
That the Mail-man had not delivered the mail in the past week...

playerde
09-02-2013, 06:56 PM
That the Mail-man had not delivered the mail in the past week...

because he was had a broken leg which had

I-Am-Legend
09-02-2013, 07:03 PM
because he was had a broken leg which had
been broken when he went skydiving without a parachute...

Cade83
09-02-2013, 07:41 PM
been broken when he went skydiving without a parachute...

And landed on Pillow, who had still been riding his bike.

l0l
09-03-2013, 02:50 AM
While the demonic girl was punching Sally in the face with a science book...

Azurite
09-09-2013, 12:00 PM
Then the Science Book exploded on Sally's face.

Jun Yuan
09-09-2013, 03:01 PM
And she was sent to da hospital.

Jack Bowe
09-09-2013, 03:06 PM
And she was sent to da hospital.

To only find out she had a Memory Loss and all she could remember was there was several explosions and for some reason thought she had been to war.

~Jack Bowe:wave:

RevJustice
09-09-2013, 03:16 PM
To only find out she had a Memory Loss and all she could remember was there was several explosions and for some reason thought she had been to war.

~Jack Bowe:wave:

Sally started being overly hyperanalytic about her life...

MrExecution
09-09-2013, 07:22 PM
Sally started being overly hyperanalytic about her life...

and comitted suicide..*troll face*

Rabidpotato
09-09-2013, 07:45 PM
But a witch doctor brought her back to life and...

KillerXD
09-09-2013, 08:27 PM
But a witch doctor brought her back to life and...

Shot up into outer space and went to Jupiter.:scratch::crazy::p

Friboy8
09-09-2013, 09:01 PM
Shot up into outer space and went to Jupiter.:scratch::crazy::p

Which was made of cheese :rolleyes:

SilverMoon
09-09-2013, 10:38 PM
Which was made of cheese :rolleyes:

So Sally ate some cheese.....

Rabidpotato
09-09-2013, 11:29 PM
And turned into a zombie

TheDarkWolf
09-09-2013, 11:34 PM
Then she fell in a hole with a nuclear bomb...

Timewarper
09-09-2013, 11:57 PM
She also saw a flying giraffe...

optimuswhat
09-09-2013, 11:57 PM
Then she fell in a hole with a nuclear bomb...

And saw a man robbing a bank with an atom bomb.

syrup
09-10-2013, 12:37 AM
And saw a man robbing a bank with an atom bomb.

And the bomb burst into flame's, only to be filled with butter popcorn.

Rabidpotato
09-10-2013, 12:44 AM
The evil groundhogs were hungry and saw Sally coated in popcorn.

IAmABrodie
09-10-2013, 12:48 AM
The evil groundhogs were hungry and saw Sally coated in popcorn.

Little did the groundhogs know that the popcorn was actually coated in yellow poison...

Print*
09-10-2013, 12:50 AM
Little did the groundhogs know that the popcorn was actually coated in yellow poison...

The groundhogs soon died.

optimuswhat
09-10-2013, 12:51 AM
The groundhogs soon died.

But the man with an atom bomb brought another atom bomb, which had a liquid to revive anything.

syrup
09-10-2013, 01:12 AM
Which was actually filled confetti because it was sally's birthday.

MrExecution
09-10-2013, 01:33 AM
but the confetti caused a level four bio hazard disease

bigjohn
09-10-2013, 01:43 AM
but the confetti caused a level four bio hazard disease
Which started a g virus outbreak..

minha1234
09-10-2013, 06:21 AM
Which started a g virus outbreak..

But the (previously mentioned) witch doctor suddenly blurted out the witch doctor song - which was known to have the ability to cure all diseases ever known to mankind - in front of the zombies..


(Search up the witch doctor song if you haven't heard it, it's actually quite humorous..)

IAmABrodie
09-10-2013, 06:50 AM
But the (previously mentioned) witch doctor suddenly blurted out the witch doctor song - which was known to have the ability to cure all diseases ever known to mankind - in front of the zombies..


(Search up the witch doctor song if you haven't heard it, it's actually quite humorous..)

But then the zombies retreated, plotted, planned, and finally rebelled against the witch doctor, thus causing the song to be forever lost within time...

Azurite
09-10-2013, 11:39 AM
But was remembered by Sally 30987 years later

syrup
09-10-2013, 11:41 AM
But was remembered by Sally 30987 years later

But she was 30987 year's older, thus causing her death.

GummiBear64
09-10-2013, 11:50 AM
But she was 30987 year's older, thus causing her death.

Or did it...

CreaterZ
09-10-2013, 11:57 AM
Or did it...

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

RevJustice
09-10-2013, 12:15 PM
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

The forumers then hated CreaterZ for breaking the combo.
And they also hated RevJustice for posting mpre than once, and posting two statements in a post.

LittleSirP
09-10-2013, 12:16 PM
Then, the zombies stopped doing what they were doing...

GummiBear64
09-10-2013, 12:18 PM
Then, the zombies stopped doing what they were doing...

...and did the Harlem shake

LittleSirP
09-10-2013, 12:32 PM
The harlem shake sound was being played by the legendary slash with his electric guitar.

Flame_Rex
09-10-2013, 01:01 PM
The harlem shake sound was being played by the legendary slash with his electric guitar.

But suddenly slash exploded and..

IAmABrodie
09-10-2013, 01:10 PM
But suddenly slash exploded and..

Little tiny Slashes flew everywhere just as..

CreaterZ
09-10-2013, 01:49 PM
Little tiny Slashes flew everywhere just as..

TIME FOR ANOTHER...
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

I-Am-Legend
09-10-2013, 09:35 PM
Then midget zombies with torches and pitchforks hunted down CheaterZ...

SageDeoxys
09-10-2013, 10:28 PM
And ate her brain leaving only pie on the floor...

Rabidpotato
09-10-2013, 10:50 PM
The pie was pie flavor and..

optimuswhat
09-10-2013, 10:59 PM
The pie was pie flavor and..

was alive.

RevJustice
09-10-2013, 10:59 PM
The pie was pie flavor and..

...they got a nose.

syrup
09-11-2013, 12:42 AM
...they got a nose.

Which turned out to be a pillow.

TheFanoftech
09-11-2013, 01:02 AM
...the pillow's name was Supercalifragilisticaxpidalidosous...

Flame_Rex
09-11-2013, 01:10 AM
...the pillow's name was Supercalifragilisticaxpidalidosous...

But it changed it name to PorkChop and went to...

IAmABrodie
09-11-2013, 05:22 AM
But it changed it name to PorkChop and went to...

Canada to escape the...

GummiBear64
09-11-2013, 06:15 AM
Huge Swarm of Turtles riding demonic unicorns holding...

minha1234
09-11-2013, 07:10 AM
Huge Swarm of Turtles riding demonic unicorns holding...

A pair of stabbed, smelly socks that had once been stabbed by the guy named Pillow 30987 years ago.

Karl0331
09-11-2013, 08:21 AM
But, the stabbed stinky socks we're very stinky, So the Turtles dropped it and Grabbed CreaterZ....

Jeremy012
09-11-2013, 10:23 AM
And then they stole her socks...

Karl0331
09-11-2013, 10:45 AM
And then they stole her socks...

And CreaterZ's socks had a sweet aroma, that made a person named Pillowcase sleep.

CreaterZ
09-11-2013, 11:32 AM
:rolleyes:

syrup
09-11-2013, 11:45 PM
And CreaterZ's socks had a sweet aroma, that made a person named Pillowcase sleep.

But a shard of lightning struck down upon pillow case, giving him telepathic powers.

Tin
09-11-2013, 11:54 PM
Causing a shift in the atmosphere..

I-Am-Legend
09-11-2013, 11:58 PM
Causing a shift in the atmosphere..
Then everybody was kung-fu fighting...

Tin
09-12-2013, 12:10 AM
Then everybody was kung-fu fighting...

To the growtopia theme song..

Player3D3
09-12-2013, 12:56 AM
We shall make a story so twisted that it'll be fun.
There's just two rules!
-You can only use one sentence
-No double posting

I'll start off.

There was a guy named...

I am so confused. As this quote states we can use only one sentence but as far as I can see everyone's just using sentence fragments leading to a very confusing story.

I-Am-Legend
09-12-2013, 12:57 AM
I am so confused. As this quote states we can use only one sentence but as far as I can see everyone's just using sentence fragments leading to a very confusing story.
Then suddenly Player3D3 understood and stopped making a fuss about it...

Tin
09-12-2013, 12:58 AM
swerves past players comment riding an appaloosa horse..

Player3D3
09-12-2013, 01:08 AM
And Player3D3 uses the first period issuing an age of Glorious Grammar usage, peace, and prosperity.

The End.

lol jk.

optimuswhat
09-12-2013, 02:40 AM
And Player3D3 uses the first period issuing an age of Glorious Grammar usage, peace, and prosperity.

The End.

lol jk.

Suddenly optimuswhat threw four blueberries at Player3D3!

minha1234
09-12-2013, 02:42 AM
And one blueberry landed on syrup, and it told him that he didn't need to add 's to every word that ended with an s.

maplepro
09-12-2013, 03:12 AM
And one blueberry landed on syrup, and it told him that he didn't need to add 's to every word that ended with an s.

And Pillowcase stayed Up Up Up All Night.

Karl0331
09-12-2013, 12:04 PM
And Pillowcase stayed Up Up Up All Night.

So Pillowcase is now DOWN DOWN DOWN to the big bed today.

RevJustice
09-12-2013, 12:40 PM
Pillowcase went back 30987 years in time and married CreaterZ...

Jeremy012
09-12-2013, 12:42 PM
Pillowcase went back 30987 years in time and married CreaterZ...

And then we all became CreaterZ's fans.

GummiBear64
09-12-2013, 12:45 PM
And then we all became CreaterZ's fans.

Except the Lone Ranger named Frank Williams, who had to stop the CreaterZ fans by...

syrup
09-12-2013, 08:59 PM
Using a mystical staff to bring down upon evil into everyone's mind and summon the scorching heat of a thousands sun's.

Vampireboy000
09-12-2013, 09:07 PM
Using a mystical staff to bring down upon evil into everyone's mind and summon the scorching heat of a thousands sun's.
and the suns radioactive energy brings back the dinosaurs which leads to....

minha1234
09-13-2013, 01:36 AM
and the suns radioactive energy brings back the dinosaurs which leads to....

Them trying to teach syrup the thing that the blueberries could not, the fact that you do not have to add a 's in every word that ends with s. (sun's)

CreaterZ
09-13-2013, 01:39 AM
How am I still involved in the story?

optimuswhat
09-13-2013, 01:48 AM
How am I still involved in the story?

Asked Creatorz as he/she built a bacon farm

RevJustice
09-13-2013, 01:51 AM
Asked Creatorz as he/she built a bacon farm

Then the bacon farm exploded.

SageDeoxys
09-13-2013, 03:18 AM
Then making CreaterZ turn into useless garbage blocks...

syrup
09-13-2013, 10:44 AM
Them trying to teach syrup the thing that the blueberries could not, the fact that you do not have to add a 's in every word that ends with s. (sun's)

I Understand the difference between "it's" and "its." "It's" is a contraction of "it is" or "it has." "Its" is a possessive pronoun. For example:

"The dog lost its bone."

"It's difficult to hear you when you mumble."

Besides, it's simply a mistake that I need to correct.

RevJustice
09-13-2013, 10:51 AM
I Understand the difference between "it's" and "its." "It's" is a contraction of "it is" or "it has." "Its" is a possessive pronoun. For example:

"The dog lost its bone."

"It's difficult to hear you when you mumble."

Besides, it's a simply mistake that I need to correct.

"a simple" or "simply a"?

- - - Updated - - -

100TH POST WOOOOOOO

syrup
09-13-2013, 10:52 AM
"a simple" or "simply a"?

- - - Updated - - -

100TH POST WOOOOOOO

Thank you for informing me on the subject. The error has been fixed.

RevJustice
09-13-2013, 10:57 AM
Thank you for informing me on the subject. The error has been fixed.

BTW, why does your Zangoose have a Desperado Mustache on it? 0.o

GummiBear64
09-13-2013, 10:57 AM
I Understand the difference between "it's" and "its." "It's" is a contraction of "it is" or "it has." "Its" is a possessive pronoun. For example:

"The dog lost its bone."

"It's difficult to hear you when you mumble."

Besides, it's simply a mistake that I need to correct.


"a simple" or "simply a"?

- - - Updated - - -

100TH POST WOOOOOOO


Thank you for informing me on the subject. The error has been fixed.

They argued while meteorites fell from the sky
(This story makes no sense, please refrain from ruining the story like that)

RevJustice
09-13-2013, 11:00 AM
They argued while meteorites fell from the sky
(This story makes no sense, please refrain from ruining the story like that)

The meteorites gave all the CreaterZ fans special powers...

Karl0331
09-13-2013, 11:24 AM
The meteorites gave all the CreaterZ fans special powers...

That revived Pillow.

GummiBear64
09-13-2013, 11:26 AM
That revived Pillow.

And sacrificed CreaterZ
(Sorry CreaterZ it was the only way Pillow could be revived)

syrup
09-13-2013, 11:31 AM
And sacrificed CreaterZ
(Sorry CreaterZ it was the only way Pillow could be revived)

But Createrz had a trick up her sleeve, she was already planing to.

Karl0331
09-13-2013, 12:05 PM
But Createrz had a trick up her sleeve, she was already planing to.

Her plan is to make a perfect clone from her using her magical Sorcerer powers, To turn her shadow into her, And Her fans sacrifices "CreaterZ".

CreaterZ
09-13-2013, 12:23 PM
Can you guys hurry up and kill me already...
The story is getting absurd.

GummiBear64
09-13-2013, 01:19 PM
Can you guys hurry up and kill me already...
The story is getting absurd.

She said as GummiBear64 ended her life forever whilst...

RevJustice
09-13-2013, 05:39 PM
Pillow was getting high on Antidotes...

...and Jack Daniel's...

DTime3
09-13-2013, 10:58 PM
Combo Breaker.

CreaterZ
09-14-2013, 01:02 AM
Combo Breaker.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

najimac
09-16-2013, 12:32 PM
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
CreaterZ has killed pillow :nope:
:) Random words :/

IAmABrodie
09-18-2013, 01:14 AM
Pillow was getting high on Antidotes...

...and Jack Daniel's...

... Pineapple exploded in his face, just as...

syrup
09-18-2013, 02:02 AM
... Pineapple exploded in his face, just as...

A magical water bottle rumbled and burst out a magical surprise, containing..

optimuswhat
09-18-2013, 02:21 AM
A magical water bottle rumbled and burst out a magical surprise, containing..

A magical water bottle filled with bacon

Bajanana
09-18-2013, 03:14 AM
And ate a banana soon to discover...

Karl0331
09-18-2013, 07:55 AM
That the banana is actually a bamboo painted very well like a banana, Even its features, Like a banana, Except its edible feature.

TheHamsterOfHamsters
09-18-2013, 09:35 AM
That the banana is actually a bamboo painted very well like a banana, Even its features, Like a banana, Except its edible feature.

Only to spit it out and invent the flute all over again after it was lost in time.

LittleSirP
09-18-2013, 12:52 PM
Then thunder struck and hit the ground...

RevJustice
09-18-2013, 01:01 PM
Then thunder struck and hit the ground...

Combo Breaker.

I-Am-Legend
09-18-2013, 10:21 PM
Then old farmers hunted down people who did combo breakers with pitchforks...

NinjafishSwag
09-18-2013, 10:52 PM
Then old farmers hunted down people who did combo breakers with pitchforks...

Their pitchforks started eating children...

minha1234
09-19-2013, 12:39 AM
As the children screamed, "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"....

Epicbrick
09-19-2013, 12:42 AM
Then the children Threw dirt at the pitch forks..
(I have no idea :/)

optimuswhat
09-19-2013, 04:02 AM
Then the children Threw dirt at the pitch forks..
(I have no idea :/)

But then the pitch forks became super charged!

IAmABrodie
09-19-2013, 04:25 AM
But then the pitch forks became super charged!

Then they all formed together as Optimums Prime who set out on the goal of killing Minha1234 and and fellow C-C-COMBO BREAKers.

optimuswhat
09-20-2013, 12:53 AM
Then they all formed together as Optimums Prime who set out on the goal of killing Minha1234 and and fellow C-C-COMBO BREAKers.

But the machine flew to space forever

minha1234
09-20-2013, 01:50 AM
But the machine flew to space forever

And fortunately, minha1234 was not murdered violently.

Valentine
09-20-2013, 02:21 AM
And fortunately, minha1234 was not murdered violently.

Then Valentine comes along and throws pitchforks at a couple of school children walking home in a group. ^_^

~Valentine <3

IAmABrodie
09-20-2013, 02:42 AM
Then Valentine comes along and throws pitchforks at a couple of school children walking home in a group. ^_^

~Valentine <3

Then those Pitchforks became Bubble Bee who then sought to do what Optimums couldn't.

Valentine
09-20-2013, 04:09 AM
Then those Pitchforks became Bubble Bee who then sought to do what Optimums couldn't.

Then they turn back into pitchforks and aim for their faces. I love this story. :)

~Valentine <3

Timewarper
09-20-2013, 03:35 PM
Then they turn back into pitchforks and aim for their faces. I love this story. :)

~Valentine <3

Then the pitchfork magically turned into hearts.....

Valentine
09-21-2013, 12:24 AM
Then the pitchfork magically turned into hearts.....
You're ruining it. The sharp part of the heart stabs the kids and the kids collapse and a crapload of blood is on the sidewalk along with the children. ;)

~Valentine <3

I-Am-Legend
09-21-2013, 12:41 AM
You're ruining it. The sharp part of the heart stabs the kids and the kids collapse and a crapload of blood is on the sidewalk along with the children. ;)

~Valentine <3

Then everybody was kung-fu fighting...

Valentine
09-21-2013, 12:52 AM
Then everybody was kung-fu fighting...

Then everybody killed eachother.

~Valentine <3

IAmABrodie
09-21-2013, 02:01 AM
Then everybody killed eachother.

~Valentine <3

Just as Superman came back from the dead and killed CreaterZ, then...

Karl0331
09-21-2013, 05:17 AM
Just as Superman came back from the dead and killed CreaterZ, then...

Pillowcase came back into life, then he revives all children been hit by the sharp hearts.

Timewarper
09-21-2013, 05:33 AM
Pillowcase came back into life, then he revives all children been hit by the sharp hearts.

Then pillow saw

Karl0331
09-21-2013, 05:37 AM
Then pillow saw

... A time travelling machine to meet with Pillowcase, His Great-Great Grandson.

- - - Updated - - -


Then pillow saw

... A time travelling machine to meet with Pillowcase, His Great-Great Grandson.

Timewarper
09-21-2013, 05:38 AM
Then a giant dolphin came, and stabbed pillow in the heart with its sharp nose

BenXxxXZero
09-21-2013, 05:57 AM
Pillow did not die but he...

Karl0331
09-21-2013, 06:03 AM
Pillow did not die but he...

regenerated, With the help of the Pillowmaker.

BenXxxXZero
09-21-2013, 06:04 AM
He regenerated into a Justin bieber (LOL THE GAY)

Karl0331
09-21-2013, 06:11 AM
He regenerated into a Justin bieber (LOL THE GAY)

But Justin Bieber turned back into Pillow.

IAmABrodie
09-21-2013, 06:28 AM
But Justin Bieber turned back into Pillow.

Then he took an arrow to the knee.

Timewarper
09-21-2013, 06:46 AM
Then the mythical unicorn named bob came out and talked to pillow

Karl0331
09-21-2013, 07:16 AM
Bob, Pillow, And Pillowcase teamed up to defeat comber breakers.

Triton
09-21-2013, 09:33 AM
Then she suddenly felt like a MOTHER F***ER and went out in da neighborhood f***ing all the mothers

Karl0331
09-21-2013, 11:59 AM
Then she suddenly felt like a MOTHER F***ER and went out in da neighborhood f***ing all the mothers

(Nevermind That one...) But God Resets the time, Setting ithe year from 2013 back to 0.

RevJustice
09-21-2013, 01:06 PM
There they met RevJustice, an evil sorcerer planning on the revival of CreaterZ and the army of Combo Breakers...

Valentine
09-21-2013, 05:18 PM
Then she suddenly felt like a MOTHER F***ER and went out in da neighborhood f***ing all the mothers
Hah. That's funny. :)

~Valentine <3

Timewarper
09-21-2013, 06:32 PM
There they met RevJustice, an evil sorcerer planning on the revival of CreaterZ and the army of Combo Breakers...

Then bob and pillow created a team determined to defeat revjustice, and they named themselfs, THE DOODLESTIENS

RevJustice
09-21-2013, 06:56 PM
Then bob and pillow created a team determined to defeat revjustice, and they named themselfs, THE DOODLESTIENS

But the Doodlesteins were not fast enough to stop the making of The CreaterZ of Fate which...