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01-10-2016, 08:56 AM
My mother forces me to go to church every darn sunday. It already makes me cry since she's forcing me too much. My father forces me sometimes too.

I go to church, but not every darn sunday. My mother is so annoying how do I stop her

xlightswitch
01-10-2016, 08:59 AM
Tell her you're an atheist.

Side effects include:
Gadgets confiscated
Ignored by family
Grounded
Major punishment
Death

YellowPepper
01-10-2016, 08:59 AM
Pretend to be sick.

How to fake a temperature.

1. Rub your fore head with your hand for awhile. Then it will seem like you have one.

xlightswitch
01-10-2016, 08:59 AM
Pretend to be sick.

How to fake a temperature.

1. Rub your fore head with your hand for awhile. Then it will seem like you have one.
Or you can place a clove of garlic in your armpits.

Aunos
01-10-2016, 09:01 AM
Sad life.

Church is better than having your iPad "guilded access" during no classes.

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01-10-2016, 09:01 AM
Or you can place a clove of garlic in your armpits.

Sometimes when I don't like to go to school

Boy255
01-10-2016, 09:03 AM
Tell her you're an atheist.

Side effects include:
Gadgets confiscated
Ignored by family
Grounded
Major punishment
Death

Atheist?What the f..reak?

On-topic:Say that churhc is pathetic and religion-insults.She probably will rather yak on rather then churching.

Or point middle finger at the church hoster/whoever stands on podium/ who tf is that cuz i havent been to church.Then the church will probs ban you,guaranteed 50%!

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01-10-2016, 09:03 AM
Sad life.

Church is better than having your iPad "guilded access" during no classes.
Kek me no iPad

Church is the most boring for me lol having to listen to the priest's bad toned speech is a first kill

Aunos
01-10-2016, 09:07 AM
Kek me no iPad

Church is the most boring for me lol having to listen to the priest's bad toned speech is a first kill

Well, do what I sometimes do. Sleep. (And pretend to be awake)

It's just 1 hour anyways. Plus you still have Saturday to play.

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01-10-2016, 09:08 AM
Your life is sad.

IKR.......

SpeedFreakz
01-10-2016, 09:09 AM
DA HELL MAN...

xlightswitch
01-10-2016, 09:14 AM
Atheist?What the f..reak?

On-topic:Say that churhc is pathetic and religion-insults.She probably will rather yak on rather then churching.

Or point middle finger at the church hoster/whoever stands on podium/ who tf is that cuz i havent been to church.Then the church will probs ban you,guaranteed 50%!
Yes. Atheist. It means not believing in a higher being (in this case, 'God'). In my mind, I'm an atheist but on my records it states that I am a catholic. I wish to change that when I am older.