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01-12-2016, 01:45 PM
how do u darn dissect a frog like a boss
i want to dissect a frog in front of my friends like a darn badass

TrishaxKris
01-12-2016, 01:46 PM
Make sure your frog is amphibious.

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01-12-2016, 01:49 PM
Make sure your frog is amphibious.

The frogs in my place are ascidians

Punch
01-12-2016, 01:49 PM
be the frog itself :crazy:

Aunos
01-12-2016, 01:50 PM
Get a mallet.

It's self explanatory.

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Serious answer:

Get tools for dissecting and also a dissecting pad, some pins and a trash bag.

Grab the arms and legs of the frog and pin them on the dissecting pad. The frogs stomach should be facing you and he will be forming a "x" shape.

Using the knife in the directing kit, you cut a " __ " on the lower part of his stomach near the place between his legs. Now get the scissors and cut straight up. Open it and it should reveal his organs. There would be like extra on his top chest which you could cut off. Now go learn!

BioTestificate
01-12-2016, 01:51 PM
I can't stomach dissecting living entities.

I can wear a whole chicken as a hand puppet though.

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01-12-2016, 01:52 PM
Get a mallet.

It's self explanatory.

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Serious answer:

Get tools for dissecting and also a dissecting pad, some pins and a trash bag.

Grab the arms and legs of the frog and pin them on the dissecting pad. The frogs stomach should be facing you and he will be forming a "x" shape.

Using the knife in the directing kit, you cut a " __ " on the lower part of his stomach near the place between his legs. Now get the scissors and cut straight up. Open it and it should reveal his organs. There would be like extra on his top chest which you could cut off. Now go learn!

What the hell is a mallet

Disaster
01-12-2016, 01:53 PM
My teacher wrote a song about dissecting a cat.

Unluckiest
01-12-2016, 01:55 PM
My teacher wrote a song about dissecting a cat.

I'm gonna write your teacher a song about dissecting a human.

Aunos
01-12-2016, 02:01 PM
What the hell is a mallet

A big hammer.

Dissecting a frog is fun when you have my friends. We did it once in school.

My friend grabbed it's legs and slammed the frog on the table. He kept doing it back and forth till it stopped moving.

Sk8ter
01-12-2016, 02:02 PM
This one time I went camping and killed a frog with a big rock. I was trying to kill it for like 20 minutes before I actually did. I gutted it and roasted its legs over a fire. When we walked back home, my stepbrother felt super sick. We later found out his appendix was swelling and he had to get it removed. When we played video games on the ps3, he got butthurt and yelled at me for beating him.




True story ^^^

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01-12-2016, 02:05 PM
This one time I went camping and killed a frog with a big rock. I was trying to kill it for like 20 minutes before I actually did. I gutted it and roasted its legs over a fire. When we walked back home, my stepbrother felt super sick. We later found out his appendix was swelling and he had to get it removed. When we played video games on the ps3, he got butthurt and yelled at me for beating him.




True story ^^^

Roasted frogs taste good lel


How I wish mahmoud would see this thread

Disaster
01-12-2016, 04:19 PM
This one time I went camping and killed a frog with a big rock. I was trying to kill it for like 20 minutes before I actually did. I gutted it and roasted its legs over a fire. When we walked back home, my stepbrother felt super sick. We later found out his appendix was swelling and he had to get it removed. When we played video games on the ps3, he got butthurt and yelled at me for beating him.




True story ^^^

I did the same thing with a stick. I didn't roast or eat it though.

RexStar
01-12-2016, 04:33 PM
How can u guys even do something like this?
I could never dissect a frog... I mean what did it ever do 2 u.

Disaster
01-12-2016, 04:36 PM
How can u guys even do something like this?
I could never dissect a frog... I mean what did it ever do 2 u.

I was like 10.

Boomer
01-12-2016, 04:38 PM
Use a blender.

Mahmoud
01-12-2016, 05:09 PM
This thread sucks
Abondaned thread!!!!!!

darksnake99
01-12-2016, 10:46 PM
>tfw the frog you are dissecting is female


How can u guys even do something like this?
I could never dissect a frog... I mean what did it ever do 2 u.

Are you a vegan?

RexStar
01-12-2016, 10:50 PM
>tfw the frog you are dissecting is female



Are you a vegan?

No, but can i cut u up and play with ur lifeless body...
Sounds gross and creepy, right.

(why would i be a vegan? Did you eat the frog after you dissected it?)

ElectroDream
01-12-2016, 10:52 PM
This thread sucks
Abondaned thread!!!!!!

B-but mate, frogs do taste delicious.