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Sk8ter
01-21-2016, 08:25 PM
Pick the month you were born on:

Jan - I ate
Feb - I kissed
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - Homer
04 - a homo
05 - a bum
06 - a toothbrush
07 - a glass of milk
08 - a hippie
09 - Paris Hilton
10 - a trojan man
11 - a teletubby
12 - the kool-aid man
13 - some crack heads
14 - an easter egg
15 - a pot head
16 - a bunny
17 - a horse
18 - a hobo
19 - a drink
20 - my best friend
21 - the cookie monster
22 - my girl friend
23 - a bowl of cereal
24 - a golf ball
25 - a bag of chocolate
26 - a french fry
27 - your mom
28 - your grandma
29 - a sock
30 - a mop
31 - a squirrel

Pick the color of shirt you're wearing:

White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - because I'm good at it
Red - because I have AMAZING moves
Brown - because YOLO
Polka dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm hot
Gray - because I slurped a noodle
Yellow - because I don't like the way he/she looked at me
Green - because I love to snort sugar
Orange - because I smoked weed
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Gold - because the people in my head were banging
Tan - because I'm a soldier boy/girl
Other - because I have triple nipples

I had to censor like 40 of them
Post your result!

Garrgoil
01-21-2016, 08:32 PM
I stabbed a french fry because YOLO!!!

JOSHIE63
01-21-2016, 08:36 PM
I slept with a homo because (derogatory term for women) keep stealing my tacos.

That is unique…I hope that special man was Hakma.

DarkLight7
01-21-2016, 08:44 PM
I kissed my best friend because im sexy like that xD

dancanban
01-21-2016, 08:44 PM
ok, i kissed the cookie monster cause im a pimp
gotta get these crumbs outta my mouth now D::nope:

DropeTD
01-21-2016, 08:46 PM
I shanked a dog because im sexy like that.:rolleyes:

PolarisHD
01-21-2016, 08:47 PM
I cuddled with Homer because I'm a pimp.

;-;

Obliderate
01-21-2016, 08:53 PM
I beat a bum because I slurped a noodle

Sk8ter
01-21-2016, 09:03 PM
I stabbed your mom because I have triple nipples

Sk8ter
01-21-2016, 10:10 PM
C'mon people let me know your birthd...I mean come see your result!

RexStar
01-21-2016, 10:21 PM
I ran naked with a bunny because I'm sexy like that.

That's actually true... Don't ask about the bunny... I'm not sure why he was following me...

Chocolatte
01-21-2016, 10:23 PM
I needed a homo bc I'm hot kk:rolleyes:

IcyTurtle
01-22-2016, 02:34 AM
I ran naked with Paris Hilton because I slurped a noodle. Lol.

Sk8ter
01-22-2016, 04:22 AM
Apparently i'm sexy.

And I cuddled with my lover. I never knew I had one! Does she/he stalk me? '~'

Your hand? Jk jk
Don't spank the monkey

Ceyx_GrowT
01-22-2016, 06:42 AM
I slept with a homo because I'm a pimp.


Topkek.

Dodo Wizard
01-22-2016, 12:58 PM
Apparently I stabbed a hobo because there's a noodle in my nose, I slurped a noodle, and cause I'm a pimp. (I'm wearing a striped shirt.)

xlightswitch
01-22-2016, 01:17 PM
I cuddled with a bag of chocolate because I have AMAZING moves.

ItsCrimsonSwag
01-22-2016, 01:18 PM
[B][I]i ate a drink, because i have abs.

KKcupcake
01-22-2016, 01:43 PM
i stabbed your mom bc hoe keeps stealing my tacos.
wow ok.

Sk8ter
01-22-2016, 03:21 PM
I slept with a homo because I'm a pimp.


Topkek.

Favorite one so far

Sk8ter
01-27-2016, 12:13 AM
Why is everybody so shy? Worst thing we can do is wish you a happy birthday on your birthday :/
totally not to steal your identity and have your grandma ship all of your birthday money to my house
No but seriously I don't think anybody pays attention to that

BudderMeow
01-27-2016, 12:31 AM
I slept with your grandma because I have amazing moves ._.
That just sounds wrong...

ZZZebra94
01-27-2016, 12:34 AM
I shot Homer because I slurped a noodle.

Nightcorean
01-27-2016, 12:38 AM
I shanked a squirrel because im good at it.. very very good. :rolleyes:

TheRealThatGuy
01-27-2016, 12:53 AM
Why is everybody so shy? Worst thing we can do is wish you a happy birthday on your birthday :/
totally not to steal your identity and have your grandma ship all of your birthday money to my house
No but seriously I don't think anybody pays attention to that

*writing all birthdays down*

yeah.... i don't do that at all!

*shoves paper in drawer*
*locks drawer*
*tosses desk into a car*
*car gets driven into the back of a truck*
*truck gets lifted by helicopter*
*helicopter lands into a plane*
*plane lands in giant cargo plane*
*cargo plane lands in space shuttle*
*space shuttle lands on the moon*
*moon gets abducted by aliens*
*aliens get sucked through black hole*
*black hole goes through a wormhole*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY PRECIOUS PAPERS WITH ALL THE FORUMERS BIRTHD- uhh I mean.... my mother's birthday card. :rolleyes:

bluemtndew
01-27-2016, 01:15 AM
Your hand? Jk jk
Don't spank the monkey

I got an infraction for doing just about the same thing you just did.

Sk8ter
01-27-2016, 03:46 AM
I got an infraction for doing just about the same thing you just did.

:cool: lol

Epicbrick
01-27-2016, 03:50 AM
Ugh you guys figure it out

3/21/(no need for the year)

Also the current shirt I'm wearing is yelloW

Sk8ter
01-27-2016, 03:52 AM
Ugh you guys figure it out

3/21/(no need for the year)

Also the current shirt I'm wearing is yelloW

You ran naked with the cookie monster because you didn't like the way he looked at you. Noice

Epicbrick
01-27-2016, 03:53 AM
You ran naked with the cookie monster because you didn't like the way he looked at you. Noice

Makes no sense

But what is this lol

Sk8ter
01-27-2016, 03:57 AM
Makes no sense

But what is this lol

It is...destiny!

Sk8ter
01-28-2016, 02:27 AM
I shot a bunny! Isnt that nice!

My friend slept with your grandma! How long did he last?
I don't get it

AlexKat
01-28-2016, 02:37 AM
i ate my lover because hoes keep stealing my tacos

Comment
01-28-2016, 02:38 AM
I ran shirtless with your mom. I don't know what to COMMENT on that.

Sk8ter
02-04-2016, 08:44 PM
"I kissed a hobo because I'm a pimp"- my best friend, Topya

PiZaHuTt
02-04-2016, 08:51 PM
Pick the month you were born on:

Jan - I ate
Feb - I kissed
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - Homer
04 - a homo
05 - a bum
06 - a toothbrush
07 - a glass of milk
08 - a hippie
09 - Paris Hilton
10 - a trojan man
11 - a teletubby
12 - the kool-aid man
13 - some crack heads
14 - an easter egg
15 - a pot head
16 - a bunny
17 - a horse
18 - a hobo
19 - a drink
20 - my best friend
21 - the cookie monster
22 - my girl friend
23 - a bowl of cereal
24 - a golf ball
25 - a bag of chocolate
26 - a french fry
27 - your mom
28 - your grandma
29 - a sock
30 - a mop
31 - a squirrel

Pick the color of shirt you're wearing:

White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - because I'm good at it
Red - because I have AMAZING moves
Brown - because YOLO
Polka dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm hot
Gray - because I slurped a noodle
Yellow - because I don't like the way he/she looked at me
Green - because I love to snort sugar
Orange - because I smoked weed
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Gold - because the people in my head were banging
Tan - because I'm a soldier boy/girl
Other - because I have triple nipples

I had to censor like 40 of them
Post your result!
I ran naked with a bag of chocolate because I'm hot 🤔

Dice
02-04-2016, 08:55 PM
I kissed my girlfriend because I'm hot.

Was hoping for a better one. :sweatdrop:

Sk8ter
02-04-2016, 09:11 PM
I kissed my girlfriend because I'm hot.

Was hoping for a better one. :sweatdrop:

Some people get totally lame, boring ones. Sorry :sweatdrop: