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Lionex01
02-19-2016, 11:48 AM
This fits into both of them lol


"All you all right? :D"

"No, you are all all left"

If you dk this YT it asap.

What are the worst/best jokes you guys have heard?

And no, "your life" is not an acceptable answer.

YellowPepper
02-19-2016, 11:49 AM
Wanna hear a joke?

Your social life

IcyTurtle
02-19-2016, 11:52 AM
This was a pun I made at school.

Me: Hey. You look ceebs on life.
Friend: Yeah. I'm dead right now.
Me: Like the walking dead.

LOLOL, it's the lamest pun ever but I cracked up for 5 minutes straight.

ambiguster
02-19-2016, 11:52 AM
A: Why did the chicken cross the road?
B: Why?
A: To get to the Gay's house
B: i dont get it.
A: Knock-Knock
B: whos there?
A: The Chicken
B: :poop: !

Like the best kind of troll Best puns i ever heard :p

Trolled
02-19-2016, 11:55 AM
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "S*x! S*x! S*x! Free s*x tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

And One in my sig.

Lionex01
02-19-2016, 11:57 AM
Wanna hear a joke?

Your social life

but but, i have friends :c

GummiBear64
02-19-2016, 12:10 PM
What's the difference between a lion and a tiger?
They're both lions except for the tiger.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?
She's dead.

What did Buzz say to Woody?
A lot. There were three movies.

How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.

How do you make him stop crying?
Kill him.

Lionex01
02-19-2016, 12:12 PM
What's the difference between a lion and a tiger?
They're both lions except for the tiger.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?
She's dead.

What did Buzz say to Woody?
A lot. There were three movies.

How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.

How do you make him stop crying?
Kill him.

You went from sad to sadistic

Its Daniel
02-19-2016, 12:15 PM
"Arl is ok"
"His name is Carl"
"But he can't C"
"Pls"

Btw this is from the latest episode of TWD (The Walking Dead)

Lionex01
02-19-2016, 12:38 PM
bumpppppppppppppppppp

Updated
02-19-2016, 12:50 PM
A: Why did the chicken cross the road?
B: Why?
A: To get to the Gay's house
B: i dont get it.
A: Knock-Knock
B: whos there?
A: The Chicken
B: :poop: !

Like the best kind of troll Best puns i ever heard :p
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO

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johnny deeper was a grade schooler

one day he was fk*n his sexy teacher then his parents, siblings and classmates came

parent: johnny deeper!
siblings: johnny deeper!! omg
classmates: wth johnny deeper!

johnny: i cant go deeper!

MBG090
02-19-2016, 12:53 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO

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johnny deeper was a grade schooler

one day he was fk*n his sexy teacher then his parents, siblings and classmates came

parent: johnny deeper!
siblings: johnny deeper!! omg
classmates: wth johnny deeper!

johnny: i cant go deeper!
Are these not a bit too obscene for the forums?

Aunos
02-19-2016, 01:04 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO

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johnny deeper was a grade schooler

one day he was fk*n his sexy teacher then his parents, siblings and classmates came

parent: johnny deeper!
siblings: johnny deeper!! omg
classmates: wth johnny deeper!

johnny: i cant go deeper!

:rolleyes:

Updated
02-19-2016, 01:07 PM
:rolleyes:

could your name in real life actually be johnny or john? :O

Aunos
02-19-2016, 01:08 PM
could your name in real life actually be johnny or john? :O

No, I already said my name in another thread.

Updated
02-19-2016, 01:10 PM
No, I already said my name in another thread.

oh ya that contest

GummiBear64
02-19-2016, 11:04 PM
You went from sad to sadistic

There's nothing wrong with that.

AlexKat
02-19-2016, 11:49 PM
You want some sausage in your noodles?

Tempting
02-20-2016, 02:32 AM
http://ifunny.co/fun/4gjbD1lS3
(There are a few curse words)

Lionex01
02-21-2016, 01:16 PM
http://ifunny.co/fun/0stEzeTd3?gallery=featured
http://ifunny.co/fun/Ytd6JJJe3?gallery=featured
http://ifunny.co/fun/5
112453gGSdiLe3?gallery=featured

Where your chill at lol

Romai Mori
02-21-2016, 01:28 PM
Friend : Look a truck!
Me : Hey!
Friend : What?
Me : Do you know what the old man said when he saw someone got hit by a truck?
Friend : What did he say?
Me : I guess that was a TRUCKload of pain :rolleyes:

I laughed for about 10-15 minutes. My friend got a bit embarrassed to fall for that joke.