View Full Version : Lets make puns.

03-24-2016, 06:43 AM
Okay so if you comment in this thread make sure that there is a pun,

it dosent have to be punny just make sure its a pun.

though if you're watching me.
i have my eye on you.

03-24-2016, 06:46 AM
My sister asked me if I like a guy named Noah.

I replied with "Noah don't"

03-24-2016, 06:55 AM
What's up derps (duck)..

Google this and you will be know the reference of my pun...

03-24-2016, 06:59 AM
Oh no....

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger. And then it hit me.

Dunno if you guys will get the pun...

03-24-2016, 07:00 AM
Hey Brother,What Kind Of Food That You Need To Put Puns On?
A PUN-Cake *Ba dum tss* (This isnt even PUNNY)

03-24-2016, 07:00 AM
Eh, most of the puns here are not very punny...

03-24-2016, 07:01 AM
What's up derps (duck)..

Google this and you will be know the reference of my pun...

Eye dont really see what you're talking about.

03-24-2016, 07:07 AM
- I had a ruptured blood vessel, but getting a doctor to fix it wasn't difficult since haemorrhage person.
- My teacher asked me to solve a difficult calculus problem, because she doesn't know my limits.
- A piano fell in a mineshaft. Later that day, a woman found A Flat Minor.

Hope I ruined your day.

03-24-2016, 10:57 AM
I feel as if some people are trying to slytherin some puns for the soul purpose of trying to be funny.

03-24-2016, 02:19 PM
Name pun : Prolly

she "Prolly" won't get along with someone here :sweatdrop: jk lol:ninja:

Aleksis St
03-24-2016, 02:26 PM
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. (thx google for this pun!:sweatdrop:)

03-24-2016, 02:26 PM
List o puns:
KOALA: I have the right KOALAfications
ELEPHANT: Your KOALAfications are irrELEPHANT
LION: Don't believe him he is LION
HORSE: Stop arguing it is making my voice HORSE
HAWK: ouch HAWKward

03-24-2016, 02:39 PM
"No, Dad! I said sync my phone not SINK my phone."
"Peter went to a chinese restaurant. The chef said that it was time to close but Peter kept WANTON for more."

03-24-2016, 03:49 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/11d725.jpg (https://imgflip.com/i/11d725)

03-24-2016, 05:13 PM

(Papyrus screaming)

04-06-2016, 02:27 PM
Lets revive this thread.

i have undyne love for puns

Nathan Shew
04-06-2016, 02:39 PM
rj0809 opened pun-dora's box

Aleksis St
04-06-2016, 02:44 PM
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

04-06-2016, 04:35 PM
Look, I'm not very mean, but I have a Bone to pick with you. I hate all of these spineless puns all around the forums. Its just scratching at the bone to hear them over and over. I'm sorry, its just I am bad to the bone.

04-06-2016, 04:51 PM
Is the iluminatti a hoax? No, Iluminatti IS-RAEL!