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Moderate
09-22-2013, 10:17 PM
Hi guys I need them for school and I have to make amy whole class laugh I'm not allowed to copy from the net because I might have people who got the same as mine. So it would be appreciated if you can help me think of some element jokes. Hehe

Crimson Eagle
09-22-2013, 11:33 PM
Hi guys I need them for school and I have to make amy whole class laugh I'm not allowed to copy from the net because I might have people who got the same as mine. So it would be appreciated if you can help me think of some element jokes. Hehe

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe

Jeremy012
09-23-2013, 02:55 AM
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe

A 'Bug'?????

RevJustice
09-23-2013, 03:10 AM
All the good chemistry jokes argon.

SoccerGirl
09-23-2013, 04:46 AM
Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
Cuz you are Be-Au-Ti-FULL

(my teammate told me this ._.)


Where do you put ur dishes after you're done eating?
In the zinc.


What do you do with a dead person?
Barium

What yummy snacks can you make out of Oxegyn, rhemium, and osmium?
O-Re-Os xD

CheeseBox
09-23-2013, 02:01 PM
"I think I should tell a sodium joke."
"Na"

Derpyderp
09-23-2013, 02:39 PM
What did the child say after he inhaled helium?

"He He He"
(Helium is he on the table)

"Have a banana"
"K"
(Banana contains potassium and its k on the table"

SoccerGirl
09-24-2013, 11:18 PM
What did the child say after he inhaled helium?

"He He He"
(Helium is he on the table)

"Have a banana"
"K"
(Banana contains potassium and its k on the table"

haha i was doing my nomenclatures for chem and they said potassium, this joke helped me remember "K' lol thanks tho :)