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dancanban
04-10-2016, 04:40 AM
:excl:WARNING:excl:

In this thread, you may ask me anything you like, providing that you DON'T UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER ask me anything.

However, you may state anything that you like. I will reply, telling you if your statement is true or false, followed with an explanation.

Nobel
04-10-2016, 07:09 AM
I get a Nobel Prize for learning the psychics of annoying sounds

dancanban
04-13-2016, 02:21 PM
I get a Nobel Prize for learning the psychics of annoying sounds

False. You gain the Whistling Prize.

TheFanoftech
04-13-2016, 09:33 PM
i like chicken

Frozenpotato_
04-13-2016, 09:35 PM
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

dancanban
04-13-2016, 10:00 PM
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

False. It is actually more of a supplier of energy for the cell.

A powerhouse is a person or thing of great energy, strength or power.

raqk
04-13-2016, 10:04 PM
Dan can ban.

dancanban
04-13-2016, 10:12 PM
i like chicken

False. Whether or not you like 'chicken', 'chicken' is not really chicken. 'Chicken' is made from processed fats from other various mammals. Those fats are compressed, deep fried, frozen, thawed out, burnt, un-burnt, rolled in dirt, washed clean with oil, blowed dry by the breath of several slaves kept on chains and then thrown out and replaced with a shrunken turkey that is given a costume.

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Dan can ban.

ehh... urm... ah...

AAAIIIII DDDOONTNNNTN KNOWOWOWOOWOW DONNTNT ASSSSKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*door slams*

Erm, hello? Dancanban has left due to some, er, issues. He'll come back when another statement appears.

Evets1
04-13-2016, 10:13 PM
This is a sentence.

dancanban
04-13-2016, 10:16 PM
This is a sentence.

I-is it s-safe to return?

Aaaah... phew...

Alrighty, lemme see...

True.

dancanban
04-13-2016, 10:31 PM
You a butthole.

False.

Me a arsehole. Big difference.

TheArctic
04-13-2016, 11:09 PM
Yes. :nuke:MIND BLOWN:nuke:

dancanban
04-13-2016, 11:20 PM
Yes. :nuke:MIND BLOWN:nuke:

'Yes.' is not a statement. A statement is would be more like 'Yes is a word.' or 'TheArctic is a nub.'.

'Mind Blown' is also not a statement, for it is a command. You are telling me to mind somebody or something named 'Blown'.

dancanban
04-14-2016, 10:17 AM
cmon guys

i need to trell people

this is not your ordinary ama thread

Phoenix234
04-14-2016, 10:18 AM
Nubidubi Exploded Yesterday
TRUE OR FALSE

dancanban
04-14-2016, 10:20 AM
Nubidubi Exploded Yesterday
TRUE OR FALSE

False.

Nubidubi is still intact.

Phoenix234
04-14-2016, 10:22 AM
False.

Nubidubi is still intact.

D: I thought U gonna answer True

Joshcat
04-14-2016, 10:25 AM
i like cats

Trolled
04-14-2016, 10:25 AM
Jesus is real.

dancanban
04-14-2016, 10:28 AM
i like cats

False. You clearly hate cats. You keep them locked up in a signature, doomed to dance 'til the end of time. You menace.

dancanban
04-14-2016, 10:45 AM
Jesus is real.

True. He plays football.

Growth
04-14-2016, 10:47 AM
Am I a walking potato?

dancanban
04-14-2016, 11:02 AM
Am I a walking potato?

False. Walking potatoes are known to have primitive technology. Therefore, that makes it impossible for you to be a walking potato.

Prolly
04-14-2016, 11:07 AM
1 + 1 = 3

RudyBan
04-14-2016, 01:02 PM
Have you recently woken up and taken sips of Ace of Spade like it's water?

Have you been on the mollies and the xans with someone's daughter?

dancanban
04-14-2016, 01:16 PM
Have you recently woken up and taken sips of Ace of Spade like it's water?

Have you been on the mollies and the xans with someone's daughter?

:mad: Do not ask me anything!

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In fact, you answer false to everything and tell your theory.
You just created and idea generator, good idea! :rolleyes:

I answer false to everything? False.:rolleyes:
Good idea? True. :D

dancanban
04-14-2016, 06:17 PM
Nooo.... just realised I answered a question...

bump

dancanban
04-16-2016, 04:26 PM
le bumpadump

NebulaBlast
04-16-2016, 04:30 PM
Apparently we are not allowed to ask any questions so...

I saw a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Humuhumunukunukuapua'a with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis running away from a person with hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia.

dancanban
04-16-2016, 04:43 PM
Apparently we are not allowed to ask any questions so...

I saw a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Humuhumunukunukuapua'a with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis running away from a person with hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia.

False. Fish can't run.

NebulaBlast
04-16-2016, 04:46 PM
False. Fish can't run.

I guess you have never seen this: 119453

dancanban
04-16-2016, 04:54 PM
I guess you have never seen this: 119453

A truly accurate example of Google Image's search result relevancy at times. A kid running away from a couple of bears? SOME CATS?

AlexKat
04-16-2016, 04:54 PM
God is not real. MY OPINION!!!!

dancanban
04-16-2016, 05:02 PM
God is not real. MY OPINION!!!!

1.True. God is just a lie that got too out of hand.

2.True.

Dinobones62
04-16-2016, 05:26 PM
This statement is false.

dancanban
04-16-2016, 05:30 PM
This statement is false.

Trualse.

:eek: