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SuperJ
04-26-2016, 01:48 AM
Everyone else is doing and I want to do it. Please roast me idc what you say this is online so go ahead.

SuperJ
04-26-2016, 01:50 AM
You're a butt nub!I'm crying I can't take anymore.

serge700
04-26-2016, 02:07 AM
Superj? More like SuperNEIGH! cuz your an ***( bad word)( donkey lol)and you look like grass.
You smell like barf and probably eat dogs barf
Meh I suck at roasting lol

SuperJ
04-26-2016, 02:12 AM
Superj? More like SuperNEIGH! cuz your an ***( bad word)( donkey lol)and you look like grass.
You smell like barf and probably eat dogs barf
Meh I suck at roasting lolI need more.

Frozenpotato_
04-26-2016, 02:20 AM
You write like a retarded manchild and your name is absolutely idiotic and has no thought into it whatsoever.

Also, Noob.


maybe I was too cruel with that noob...

SuperJ
04-26-2016, 02:38 AM
You write like a retarded manchild and your name is absolutely idiotic and has no thought into it whatsoever.

Also, Noob.


maybe I was too cruel with that noob...Pfff is that a roast or a compliment?

JerBoy
04-26-2016, 02:44 AM
Butt nub! ( No infraction pls ;-; )

BudderMeow
04-26-2016, 03:02 AM
u dummy, i hope u nu has wifi for 1 second

SuperJ
04-26-2016, 03:25 AM
Please top this is making my cry.

JAZON550
04-26-2016, 03:28 AM
Id roast you, but Id need a grill OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:cool:

craft3d
04-26-2016, 03:31 AM
My man, Super


I don't like you

Your parents don't like you

Frankly my parents don't like you either.

And SilentDogs, she doesn't like you either.

TheTrain
04-26-2016, 03:32 AM
Sorry but i don't speak noob

SuperJ
04-26-2016, 03:34 AM
WEAK AFFFF

JAZON550
04-26-2016, 03:37 AM
You are so ugly that your face looks bad
You smell so awful you stink
You suck at stuff so much that you are not good at it

#Roastofthesentury

SuperJ
04-26-2016, 03:48 AM
You are so ugly that your face looks bad
You smell so awful you stink
You suck at stuff so much that you are not good at it

#RoastofthesenturyDude you can't roast someone when you spell century wrong.

Lol it's if English isn't your main language though, I understand.

OnlyKING0
04-26-2016, 04:17 AM
Chillout super J hard extra long terristrial face AHH

Dean Ambrose
04-26-2016, 04:22 AM
A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children. You are someone who thinks your parents still love you.

Not only do you drive people insane, they have to pay for the gas.

Christopher
04-26-2016, 04:23 AM
You're too much of a sweet person to roast, you are one of the kindest person I know! :rolleyes:

Dean Ambrose
04-26-2016, 04:47 AM
Some say it's better to give than to receive; mommy learnt that the hard way.

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Did you know that your twin is halfway across the world enjoying everything while you're stuck in hell because he was always the better one?

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You're just like a rose. You think you're the beautiful part, others think you're the 'prick.'

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I'd put a dollar in the change machine if it really worked.

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If you like slipping into things, I suggest slipping in an coma.

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99% of the time people don't change. You, however, is the remaining 1% that isn't smart enough to know how to change.

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My life started out beautiful, carefree and bright, well that was until I met you.

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The main reason why ISIS hasn't tried attacking you is because they know that they'll get thanks instead of hate.

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Millions have died to diseases that could be cured; not because of the money, but because of you.

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You start out in growtopia as a newbie and you click on the friends button. There it is the facts, no friends- which defines your life. Don't even try.

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Whenever I see you I doubt that Jesus sacrificed himself for our sins- no I think he knew the upcoming future of you.

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Have you figured out why there is good and bad in this world? Well that's because one side is full of people who love each other and the other side is full of idiotic backstabbers and you.

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I'm beginning to see why Dean Ambrose lost to Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania 32, that's because he saw you in the crowd.

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You're like schools, a huge waste of space.

XDCorez
04-26-2016, 05:06 AM
Go die in a hole


was that too much?

Pikasack
04-26-2016, 05:35 AM
It depends, would you like a pot roast, or something like a chicken roast?
If you ask me, I am more of a chicken roast fan, it just tastes a lot better.
Of course, then again, you being such a chicken would make for a good Chicken Roast... :crazy:

Dean Ambrose
04-26-2016, 07:20 PM
Lmao I got an infraction for roasting ya

JAZON550
04-27-2016, 01:24 AM
Dude you can't roast someone when you spell century wrong.

Lol it's if English isn't your main language though, I understand.

Sooprisngly I does speek anglish