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RedNinja3354
05-10-2016, 03:33 PM
Lets see who makes the most messed up joke.
Example: What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash

|ThyLuigi|
05-10-2016, 11:10 PM
How do you pick up jewish girls? With an ash tray.

Vege
05-10-2016, 11:16 PM
"You da bomb"
"No, you da bomb"

Compliment in the US, serious debate in the Middle East.

(Ripped off of Imgur)

Tempting
05-11-2016, 12:52 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van

Wetfinger42
05-11-2016, 01:04 AM
Once you go black
Your a single mother

WAKAAAAAA

kwj340
05-11-2016, 01:52 AM
What's the difference between an elevator and a black man? An elevator can raise a family.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench can support a family.

iCro
05-11-2016, 02:03 AM
Wanna here my favorite stitch?
straight

RedNinja3354
05-11-2016, 03:47 PM
I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said “This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!” “Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?” “See? Nobody cares about zee Jews.”

Maryjane
05-11-2016, 05:05 PM
Hey, dude how'd you get those battle scars?
Cutting.

You know what's the best way to get someone to be with you?
Chloroform.

holaloh
05-11-2016, 09:12 PM
What is the resemblancy with the twin towers and lasagna?
Both have meat in the middle

PiZaHuTt
05-11-2016, 09:17 PM
Why did Sally Fall Of her scooter?
Because she had no arms
Why didnt Sally finish here veggies?
Because she had no arms
What did Sally get for Christmas?
She hasn't opened it yet :D

Whats the difference between Hitler and Micheal Phelps?
Phelps can finish a race

Whats the difference between Pizza and Jews?
Pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Why can't Hellen Keller see?
Because shes dead

Hiw do you punish Hellen Keller?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

808tukiboy
05-11-2016, 09:21 PM
Lets see who makes the most messed up joke.
Example: What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash

What do you say to a drug addict?

Answer: marijuana

Bruce Wayne
05-11-2016, 09:25 PM
The wheels on the bus go **** yourself.

Crap I thought I evaded the filter :(

you wanna get banned?

oh wait that's obvious of course you do.
cx