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optimuswhat
10-08-2013, 04:01 AM
This might cost a bit of time, but its worth it! They're so cute.

Instructions:

Here are the instructions!
-First, you gotta have access to a farm. One with chickens will do quite nicely.
-If it isn't your farm, ask the owner if you can have a fresh egg. Make sure to heat the egg, or it may die. You could also ask the owner for a chicklet.
-Chicks will eat seeds, I assume, so feed it a nice amount of seeds, or it may poof away.
-Be nice with your chick!
-Over the years, the cute chick will become a bit more ugly, and will be known as a chicken. Then, it will lay eggs, so you can have MORE CHICKLETS!!!!!!!!

Pics:
http://cdn.backyardchickens.com/a/a7/a7ab74b7_55349_bramble_basil_and_chicklet_003.jpeg
Eventually became...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qNfA-ErZF48/TV5qAbgamSI/AAAAAAAAAxg/fkh-NYUIJ04/s320/chicken-0011.jpg
But than, a miracle happened.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/Chicken_suit1.jpg
Yep!

Yeah! That's how you get a chick! Have fun, guys!

l0l
10-08-2013, 05:31 AM
Oh gotta try it out! Btw do I need to feed my chick drugs so a miracle would happen? xD

RevJustice
10-08-2013, 06:10 AM
CHICKEN ON ACID.

optimuswhat
10-08-2013, 06:21 AM
Oh gotta try it out! Btw do I need to feed my chick drugs so a miracle would happen? xD

Nope! You must hug it, than it becomes human-like


CHICKEN ON ACID.

Yup. That was an accident.

minha1234
10-08-2013, 06:22 AM
This is 100% legitimate. I tried it, and now have many chicks/chickens! Thank you, optimuswhat.

l0l
10-08-2013, 06:24 AM
This is 100% legitimate. I tried it, and now have many chicks/chickens! Thank you, optimuswhat.

Oh well I thought it all was just a scam, but now Im sure, Ill go buy a farm:rolleyes:

syrup
10-08-2013, 10:47 AM
I completely expected this, now I know how to get a chicken! :crazy: