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Probation_gt
06-07-2016, 10:45 AM
No one so yeah.

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Bumpppppppp

twinbabylol
06-07-2016, 10:50 AM
probation, u r roasted

Yoda The NUB
06-07-2016, 10:56 AM
Don't believe everything you think.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.

If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away.

I heard you changed your mind. What did you do with the diaper?

If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

Are you from Memphis, 'cause you're the only ten I see.

I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll do ya until he shows up.

Did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

I'm happier than Michael Jackson at a Harry Potter book signing.

We had a black out the other night...but the police made him get back in his car

You know what I hate? Indian givers...no wait, I take that back.

We Capricorns don't believe in horoscopes.

35% of all statistics are made up.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Excuses are like asses.... everyone's got em and they all stink.

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me?

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

No one dies a virgin, life screws us all.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be overjoyed.

Does the career advice, "Come early on your first day" apply in the porn business?

If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy? A family reunion.

A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband!

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled...

Wish in one hand and **** in the other and see which one gets full first.

Good sex can correct poor posture...or at least make it stand up straight.

I have amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up!

If at first you don't succeed... you're doing about average.

My new health club is so fancy, they have a spiral StairMaster.

Women who seek to be equal to men, lack ambition.

The future is that time when you'll wish you'd done what you aren't doing now.

When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the *** of reason goes unwiped.

Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

Sex burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet.

Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

Rented cars are the only true "all terrain vehicle".

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit.

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

It is better to light just one candle...than to clean the whole apartment.

Not only did my ex-wife drive me crazy, she made me pay for the gas.

Some women are terribly hard to please...the rest are impossible!

At the mall I saw a kid on a leash. I think if I ever have a kid, it's gonna be cordless.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference.

They say it is better to give than to receive. I say it depends on the gift.

My wife is so skinny, she can tread water in a garden hose.

I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.

Legalize maru...mawa...moua...mawo...ummm...Pot.

They say that hard work never killed anybody, but did you ever know anyone who rested to death?

My girlfriend is so stupid, she thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository!

My mail is a little slow. Last month my flower seeds came as a bouquet.

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Men are like roses. Watch out for the pricks.

Practice makes perfect...but if nobody's perfect, why practice?

Do you ever get the feeling that your stuff has strutted without you?

Bachelors know more about women than married men, that's why they not married.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

God created man before woman... but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Before you open your mouth to speak, make sure it's an improvement upon the silence.

Mettaton
06-07-2016, 11:02 AM
TL;DR.
wow.

Yoda The NUB
06-07-2016, 11:33 AM
TL;DR.
wow.

first of all you look like a slug.
second of all, your teeth are crooked, just like your life
And third your mama's legs are like Walmart, open 24/7

roasted

Serendipity
06-07-2016, 12:14 PM
first of all you look like a slug.
second of all, your teeth are crooked, just like your life
And third your mama's legs are like Walmart, open 24/7

roasted

Can you say something that is original?

GrowHits
06-07-2016, 12:39 PM
Can you say something that is original?

Serendipity? More like Stupidity. I pity you for your trash name.

Ok I'm done.

Replaced
06-07-2016, 12:41 PM
Serendipity? More like Stupidity. I pity you for your trash name.

Ok I'm done.

Growhits? More like growmiss. You should learn to hit them jokes right.

Mettaton
06-07-2016, 12:49 PM
Growhits? More like growmiss. You should learn to hit them jokes right.

Sad to say you're getting replaced by a better roaster.

PotatoMarco
06-07-2016, 03:28 PM
Sad to say you're getting replaced by a better roaster.

Sad to say you got replaced too. By better game thread owners. oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
At least these people don't leave their game to die
oooooooooooooo

(concerning your defenders of growtopia game)
(yes i loved it THAT much)

Replaced
06-07-2016, 06:41 PM
Sad to say you're getting replaced by a better roaster.
Ok so im replaced, who replaced me?. You wont replace me becuase you don't know how to roast.
Mettaton? More like mettaDIDNT. Your roasts are like toast burnt and brown, no wonder why your left your game show to die. Im not gonna fight, im just gonna drop the mic and leave.

PiZaHuTt
06-07-2016, 06:44 PM
Ok so im replaced, who replaced me?. You wont replace me becuase you don't know how to roast.
Mettaton? More like mettaDIDNT. Your roasts are like toast burnt and brown, no wonder why your left your game show to die. Im not gonna fight, im just gonna drop the mic and leave.


Growhits? More like growmiss. You should learn to hit them jokes right.
The cringe.

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first of all you look like a slug.
second of all, your teeth are crooked, just like your life
And third your mama's legs are like Walmart, open 24/7

roasted


Don't believe everything you think.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.

If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away.

I heard you changed your mind. What did you do with the diaper?

If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

Are you from Memphis, 'cause you're the only ten I see.

I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll do ya until he shows up.

Did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

I'm happier than Michael Jackson at a Harry Potter book signing.

We had a black out the other night...but the police made him get back in his car

You know what I hate? Indian givers...no wait, I take that back.

We Capricorns don't believe in horoscopes.

35% of all statistics are made up.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Excuses are like asses.... everyone's got em and they all stink.

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me?

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

No one dies a virgin, life screws us all.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be overjoyed.

Does the career advice, "Come early on your first day" apply in the porn business?

If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy? A family reunion.

A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband!

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled...

Wish in one hand and **** in the other and see which one gets full first.

Good sex can correct poor posture...or at least make it stand up straight.

I have amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up!

If at first you don't succeed... you're doing about average.

My new health club is so fancy, they have a spiral StairMaster.

Women who seek to be equal to men, lack ambition.

The future is that time when you'll wish you'd done what you aren't doing now.

When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the *** of reason goes unwiped.

Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

Sex burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet.

Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

Rented cars are the only true "all terrain vehicle".

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit.

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

It is better to light just one candle...than to clean the whole apartment.

Not only did my ex-wife drive me crazy, she made me pay for the gas.

Some women are terribly hard to please...the rest are impossible!

At the mall I saw a kid on a leash. I think if I ever have a kid, it's gonna be cordless.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference.

They say it is better to give than to receive. I say it depends on the gift.

My wife is so skinny, she can tread water in a garden hose.

I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.

Legalize maru...mawa...moua...mawo...ummm...Pot.

They say that hard work never killed anybody, but did you ever know anyone who rested to death?

My girlfriend is so stupid, she thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository!

My mail is a little slow. Last month my flower seeds came as a bouquet.

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Men are like roses. Watch out for the pricks.

Practice makes perfect...but if nobody's perfect, why practice?

Do you ever get the feeling that your stuff has strutted without you?

Bachelors know more about women than married men, that's why they not married.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

God created man before woman... but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Before you open your mouth to speak, make sure it's an improvement upon the silence.
The google search

Doomsayer
06-07-2016, 06:46 PM
The cringe.

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The google search

pizza makes u fat
and ur fat


#ROOASSTEEEEDDDDDD

PiZaHuTt
06-07-2016, 07:36 PM
pizza makes u fat
and ur fat


#ROOASSTEEEEDDDDDD

Here is the difference between me and you: I am a million dollar company in which it's product is one of the most popular foods in the world, and you are a little 7 year old that begs his daddy to give him his early allowance of $3.

Probation_gt
06-07-2016, 11:22 PM
*Pizza Hut* not PiZaHuTt

lsaac2
06-07-2016, 11:26 PM
*Pizza Hut* not PiZaHuTt

See your Avatar? Take off that pineapple, and you'll still look the same.

Hippohello2
06-07-2016, 11:46 PM
Don't believe everything you think.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.

If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away.

I heard you changed your mind. What did you do with the diaper?

If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

Are you from Memphis, 'cause you're the only ten I see.

I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll do ya until he shows up.

Did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

I'm happier than Michael Jackson at a Harry Potter book signing.

We had a black out the other night...but the police made him get back in his car

You know what I hate? Indian givers...no wait, I take that back.

We Capricorns don't believe in horoscopes.

35% of all statistics are made up.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Excuses are like asses.... everyone's got em and they all stink.

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me?

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

No one dies a virgin, life screws us all.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be overjoyed.

Does the career advice, "Come early on your first day" apply in the porn business?

If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy? A family reunion.

A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband!

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled...

Wish in one hand and **** in the other and see which one gets full first.

Good sex can correct poor posture...or at least make it stand up straight.

I have amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up!

If at first you don't succeed... you're doing about average.

My new health club is so fancy, they have a spiral StairMaster.

Women who seek to be equal to men, lack ambition.

The future is that time when you'll wish you'd done what you aren't doing now.

When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the *** of reason goes unwiped.

Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

Sex burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet.

Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

Rented cars are the only true "all terrain vehicle".

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit.

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

It is better to light just one candle...than to clean the whole apartment.

Not only did my ex-wife drive me crazy, she made me pay for the gas.

Some women are terribly hard to please...the rest are impossible!

At the mall I saw a kid on a leash. I think if I ever have a kid, it's gonna be cordless.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference.

They say it is better to give than to receive. I say it depends on the gift.

My wife is so skinny, she can tread water in a garden hose.

I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.

Legalize maru...mawa...moua...mawo...ummm...Pot.

They say that hard work never killed anybody, but did you ever know anyone who rested to death?

My girlfriend is so stupid, she thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository!

My mail is a little slow. Last month my flower seeds came as a bouquet.

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Men are like roses. Watch out for the pricks.

Practice makes perfect...but if nobody's perfect, why practice?

Do you ever get the feeling that your stuff has strutted without you?

Bachelors know more about women than married men, that's why they not married.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

God created man before woman... but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Before you open your mouth to speak, make sure it's an improvement upon the silence.
The google search is strong in this one. All you is search up roasts and you think its done,
Believe me its not!
My roasts are too hot!
I'll burn you alive, poke your eyes, you little frigging ****.
Your roasts are trash, Your computer will crash cause these roasts will overload it
Your homeless (donkey) will beg for cash and never get none, hell you probably be using some worthless iphone ONE!!1!!!!1!!!!1!111!!

Get laid.

Phoenix234
06-07-2016, 11:50 PM
The google search is strong in this one. All you is search up roasts and you think its done,
Believe me its not!
My roasts are too hot!
I'll burn you alive, poke your eyes, you little frigging ****.
Your roasts are trash, Your computer will crash cause these roasts will overload it
Your homeless (donkey) will beg for cash and never get none, hell you probably be using some worthless iphone ONE!!1!!!!1!!!!1!111!!

Get laid.

Im gonna roast you to a fried chicken:cool:

KKcupcake
06-07-2016, 11:53 PM
Im gonna roast you to a fried chicken:cool:
you're extremely immature and you shouldn't be on the forums.

PiZaHuTt
06-08-2016, 02:37 AM
you're extremely immature and you shouldn't be on the forums.

Straight up savage. :cool:

iFrostSpark
06-08-2016, 02:39 AM
Straight up savage. :cool:

i love shakey's more than pizzahut

PiZaHuTt
06-08-2016, 02:41 AM
i love shakey's more than pizzahut

But Shakey's is extinct.

iFrostSpark
06-08-2016, 02:42 AM
But Shakey's is extinct.

not in my country :rolleyes:

PiZaHuTt
06-08-2016, 02:43 AM
not in my country :rolleyes:

Then your country is like Shakey's. Honestly, I prefer ICantDancee than you.
im sorry dat was tuu much

SpeedFreakz
06-08-2016, 02:45 AM
Then your country is like Shakey's. Honestly, I prefer ICantDancee than you.
im sorry dat was tuu much

Rip spelling skills... Its Pizza hut

iFrostSpark
06-08-2016, 02:49 AM
Then your country is like Shakey's. Honestly, I prefer ICantDancee than you.
im sorry dat was tuu much

pls :cry:

Probation_gt
06-08-2016, 03:28 AM
pls :cry:

Ifrostspark more like iFrozeFart

HerobrineFan
06-08-2016, 04:06 AM
Ifrostspark more like iFrozeFart

normie..
.

Garvin Lim
06-08-2016, 04:07 AM
normie..
.

Herobrine is dead now ok

Probation_gt
06-08-2016, 07:35 AM
You're hard to roast...Woops your'e already roasted srry

Mettaton
06-08-2016, 07:46 AM
You're hard to roast...Woops your'e already roasted srry

You roast like you're steaming dimsum.

ambiguster
06-08-2016, 07:49 AM
You roast like you're steaming dimsum.

You like roastin some Mettaton Shape Steaks :D

iHesita
06-08-2016, 09:43 AM
WHOAAAAA. Your roasts exploded. Why dont you all try roasting yourselves. Im sure that would be more interesting then this drama. :whistling:

Probation_gt
06-08-2016, 11:35 AM
Sorry man.Regular Show is corny

Mettaton
06-08-2016, 12:13 PM
But you as a pineapple isn't juicy.
It's rotten.

PiZaHuTt
06-08-2016, 04:08 PM
But you as a pineapple isn't juicy.
It's rotten.

After I'm done with you you will want to dig yourself even deeper :cool:

Mettaton
06-08-2016, 04:39 PM
After I'm done with you you will want to dig yourself even deeper :cool:

Using emoticons on posts? Cute.

PotatoMarco
06-08-2016, 05:04 PM
Using emoticons on posts? Cute.

Using a character from another game as a username and avatar? Cute, and unoriginal.

Mettaton
06-08-2016, 05:33 PM
Using a character from another game as a username and avatar? Cute, and unoriginal.

Those people on your signature were never yours.

PotatoMarco
06-08-2016, 05:44 PM
Those people on your signature were never yours.

i-i-*chokes on tears*

you should have stayed buried.

Kranken
06-08-2016, 06:22 PM
i-i-*chokes on tears*

you should have stayed buried.

I'll take a bag of roasted potatoes.

127434

XHydraLegendX
06-08-2016, 06:27 PM
I'll take a bag of roasted potatoes.

127434

Kranken + 127436 = Kranken Roasted.

Am I the best roaster or what?

PotatoMarco
06-08-2016, 06:33 PM
Kranken + 127436 = Kranken Roasted.

Am I the best roaster or what?

the only thing you're good at is pulling out pictures from google images
unfortunately your father wasnt as good as you at that D;

Kranken
06-08-2016, 06:40 PM
the only thing you're good at is pulling out pictures from google images
unfortunately your father wasnt as good as you at that D;

I think my last roasting did a bit too much damage.
127437

CoryT
06-08-2016, 06:43 PM
I think my last roasting did a bit too much damage.
127437

I see your name as kraken and i think of this lame earthbound boss

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/earthbound/images/d/d5/Kraken.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100607040310

Husseinali Hussein
06-08-2016, 06:45 PM
I think my last roasting did a bit too much damage.
127437

I think you're not skillful at cooking.

Kranken
06-08-2016, 07:26 PM
I think you're not skillful at cooking.

I think my cooking skills have burned the eyes of the one in your signature.

thegamer381
06-08-2016, 08:08 PM
I think my cooking skills have burned the eyes of the one in your signature.

Yup, because you burned the whole house down! Terrible chef!

Husseinali Hussein
06-08-2016, 08:10 PM
I think my cooking skills have burned the eyes of the one in your signature.

Yea, this proves that your not skillful at cooking.lol

Kranken
06-08-2016, 08:39 PM
Yea, this proves that your not skillful at cooking.lol

"Donot blame the flame!"



Yup, because you burned the whole house down! Terrible chef!

127447

Husseinali Hussein
06-08-2016, 08:47 PM
"Donot blame the flame!"




127447

Man you like my quote.Plus, the girl that's smiling is you?!

Kranken
06-08-2016, 08:55 PM
Man you like my quote.Plus, the girl that's smiling is you?!

No, that's the third me.

Husseinali Hussein
06-08-2016, 08:56 PM
No, that's the third me.

Oh ok, this explain it.

Probation_gt
06-08-2016, 11:28 PM
Do not or Don't. Not donot.

Mettaton
06-08-2016, 11:56 PM
Do not or Don't. Not donot.

It's doughnut, not donot.

Probation_gt
06-09-2016, 12:10 AM
It's doughnut, not donot.

You're burried under to know all of these...

PotatoMarco
06-09-2016, 04:49 AM
You're burried under to know all of these...

buried*
It's alright I understand why you would make such a simple spelling mistake.
That's pretty normal for frogs on lsd.

Probation_gt
06-09-2016, 05:44 AM
Luve is better than you