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Chris04
11-02-2013, 10:39 AM
What are your best jokes? ^_^ I'm quite bored right now and would like a laugh :3

LittleSirP
11-02-2013, 10:42 AM
Nothing.

Good joke ey?
-Little

Chris04
11-02-2013, 10:50 AM
Nothing.

Good joke ey?
-Little
I can see something lol

justinxd
11-02-2013, 11:06 AM
hi my funniest joke is........... BREAD !

Angrox
11-02-2013, 11:54 AM
Some of the coolest yo mama jokes i've heard :)

Yo mama's so fat , that she needs 2 clocks to know her time in her timezones.
Yo mama's so fat , the only picture you've taken of her was made with a satellite.

LittleSirP
11-02-2013, 12:16 PM
Some of the coolest yo mama jokes i've heard :)

Yo mama's so fat , that she needs 2 clocks to know her time in her timezones.
Yo mama's so fat , the only picture you've taken of her was made with a satellite.

When it comes to yo mama jokes I kinda get racist.
But I have some mild jokes.
Yo mama so stupid,she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
-Little

Chris04
11-02-2013, 12:35 PM
When it comes to yo mama jokes I kinda get racist.
But I have some mild jokes.
Yo mama so stupid,she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
-Little
Nice one lol

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Some of the coolest yo mama jokes i've heard :)

Yo mama's so fat , that she needs 2 clocks to know her time in her timezones.
Yo mama's so fat , the only picture you've taken of her was made with a satellite.

Here's one: Yo mama's so fat, Dora can't explore her!

justinxd
11-02-2013, 12:36 PM
yo mama so dumb she had to stand on a chair to raise her IQ
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad
Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's!
Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.
yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide

hehe these r some yo mama jokes I know :)

Chris04
11-02-2013, 01:09 PM
yo mama so dumb she had to stand on a chair to raise her IQ
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad
Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's!
Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.
yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide

hehe these r some yo mama jokes I know :)

I found some in the internet:
Yo mama so fat, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.
Yo mama so skinny, when she was pregnant no one noticed.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M Factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
This one really made me laugh : Yo mama so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

Angrox
11-02-2013, 02:20 PM
Oh my god , they're all so funny. :D Made my day!

Chris04
11-02-2013, 02:42 PM
Oh my god , they're all so funny. :D Made my day!

Glad to make your day :hat:

xToePhu
11-02-2013, 02:55 PM
It's not a Yo Mama joke, but I think it's funny.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
'Cause the "p" is silent.

iJinx
11-02-2013, 02:59 PM
Ummm...

Yo Mama So Fat, She sat on an iPhone it turns into an iPad.

Chris04
11-02-2013, 03:02 PM
It's not a Yo Mama joke, but I think it's funny.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
'Cause the "p" is silent.
Nice one, made me laugh for 2 mins. straight XD

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Ummm...

Yo Mama So Fat, She sat on an iPhone it turns into an iPad.
LOL

P.S That was already mentioned by justinxd :)

iJinx
11-02-2013, 03:03 PM
Nice one, made me laugh for 2 mins. straight XD

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LOL

P.S That was already mentioned by justinxd :)

I didnt know it was posted previously, and i saw that joke at a bcast xD

Chris04
11-02-2013, 03:20 PM
I didnt know it was posted previously, and i saw that joke at a bcast xD
Oh Alright :))

iJinx
11-02-2013, 03:22 PM
Yo Mama So Ugly, Scorpion from mortal kombat said "stay over there!"

(You will laugh if you understand mortal kombat)

Reballoo
11-02-2013, 03:25 PM
How many actions does it take to put a woman in the fridge? 3.
1. Open the fridge
2.put her in
3.close the fridge
How many actions does it take to put a man in the fridge? 4.
1. Open the fridge
2. Take the woman out.
3. Put the man in
4. Closet he fridge
Who would win in a race? The man or the woman.
The woman. The man is still in the fridge.

tom1
11-02-2013, 03:28 PM
Uhh I know all them but do u know this one?

I'm so tired but I'll try saying this joke ok yo mamas so tired, she couldn't finish the joke zzzzzzzz

Reballoo
11-02-2013, 03:32 PM
Uhh I know all them but do u know this one?

I'm so tired but I'll try saying this joke ok yo mamas so tired, she couldn't finish the joke zzzzzzzz

Your my moma?

Chris04
11-03-2013, 12:36 AM
How many actions does it take to put a woman in the fridge? 3.
1. Open the fridge
2.put her in
3.close the fridge
How many actions does it take to put a man in the fridge? 4.
1. Open the fridge
2. Take the woman out.
3. Put the man in
4. Closet he fridge
Who would win in a race? The man or the woman.
The woman. The man is still in the fridge.
If the man was a pervert he wouldn't take off the woman in the fridge lolz

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Yo mama so stupid, she tried climbing Mountain Dew!

Jaxx
11-03-2013, 01:49 AM
Yo Mama So Stupid! She thought when I sbed from my Jammed world I was in the world JAMMED.

Chris04
11-03-2013, 02:04 AM
Yo Mama So Stupid! She thought when I sbed from my Jammed world I was in the world JAMMED.

LOL! Made me laugh so much

l0l
11-03-2013, 02:09 AM
Yo Mama is so Fat AND Stupid that she ran after a school bus shouting "TWINKIE!!!1!1111!!!!!!"

Kricken
11-03-2013, 02:11 AM
Yo Mama Jokes:

Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming

Yo mamas so dumb she got ran over by a parked car

Yo mamas so ugly she mad blind people scream

najimac
11-03-2013, 10:21 AM
Yo mama's so fat that NASA shot a rocket into her a** looking for water.
This made me truely laugh.
And this one too:
Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

BuilderBoy
11-03-2013, 10:43 AM
Joke:Why did the one armed guy cross the road?

Answer:To get to the second hand shop!

Boomer
11-03-2013, 02:30 PM
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up enough courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of agony...the snake died.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number; you answer the wrong phone!
Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris underwear.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language.

RevJustice
11-03-2013, 04:22 PM
Yo mama so fat, she has her own orbit!
Yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven!
Yo mama so old, when I told her to act her age, she died!

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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up enough courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of agony...the snake died.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number; you answer the wrong phone!
Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris underwear.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Boomer
11-03-2013, 06:05 PM
When Chuck Norris stares at the sun, the sun goes blind.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it.
Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris once peed in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Friboy8
11-03-2013, 06:12 PM
Yo mama so stupid she booked an appointment with dr.pepper XD

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0qMpmYXl8A0
Lol watch All hahahhaa Fricken genius !
yo mama so fat she had to get cheat codes for wii fit xD

Boomer
11-03-2013, 06:19 PM
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Chuck Norris invented the hot air balloon by roundhouse kicking a moon bounce.

CLOUDIE
11-03-2013, 06:28 PM
All the Yo Mamma jokes...they are just...😂