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LittleSirP
12-23-2013, 09:18 AM
So,I went to church this morning with my family,
We sat on on the pews and the guy I was sitting next to...
Smelled of B.O.
My goodness,His range of smell was about 4 feet in radius.
I couldn't do anything,but just sit there and smell.
As the church was going on,his stink got more powerful because it was warm in the church.
I couldn't say anything to him because I'd probably get smacked in the head.
I couldn't say it to my mom either because he could here what I'm gonna say for sure.
Then there was this one moment where the priest asked us to stand up...
Guess what? He farted,It stank even more.
People behind him started to leave.
And my dad whispered to my mom "Alis na tayo." which means "Let's leave."
But the mass was only about half done.
We couldn't leave.
Then,At the end of the mass,the guy looked at me and smiled.
He even waved his hand which exposed the skunk gas.
I stopped,and said sorry to him and left as quickly as possible.
I think he knows...
-Little

RedwoodGirl
12-23-2013, 01:21 PM
OMG! I was laughing while reading this whole paragraph! Cx I'm sorry that happened to you.

PS: Remind me to wear deodorant next time, and not to fart when sitting next to you. XD LMAO! :prophet: Joke. lol.

syrup
12-23-2013, 01:26 PM
Some people don't realize how bad their personal hygiene is, but nevertheless, at least you didn't die from his natural gases.

Carlo Miguel Velasco
12-23-2013, 01:27 PM
So,I went to church this morning with my family,
We sat on on the pews and the guy I was sitting next to...
Smelled of B.O.
My goodness,His range of smell was about 4 feet in radius.
I couldn't do anything,but just sit there and smell.
As the church was going on,his stink got more powerful because it was warm in the church.
I couldn't say anything to him because I'd probably get smacked in the head.
I couldn't say it to my mom either because he could here what I'm gonna say for sure.
Then there was this one moment where the priest asked us to stand up...
Guess what? He farted,It stank even more.
People behind him started to leave.
And my dad whispered to my mom "Alis na tayo." which means "Let's leave."
But the mass was only about half done.
We couldn't leave.
Then,At the end of the mass,the guy looked at me and smiled.
He even waved his hand which exposed the skunk gas.
I stopped,and said sorry to him and left as quickly as possible.
I think he knows...
-Little


Lol good thing it's a stanger and there is a small chance you'll ever see him again(maybe....) Atlease you don't have to deal with a classmate almost everyday smelling his PURE SWEAT. Seriously, every time he goes near me, I usually hold my breath until he passes me. If he talks to me, I usually avoid breathing. Horrible stench.

LittleSirP
12-23-2013, 01:43 PM
Some people don't realize how bad their personal hygiene is, but nevertheless, at least you didn't die from his natural gases.

I nearly suffocated on my own.
I forcefully closed my nose and held my breath for at least 30 seconds.
My face turned red then I let the carbon dioxide out.
-Little

RedwoodGirl
12-23-2013, 01:46 PM
Lol good thing it's a stanger and there is a small chance you'll ever see him again(maybe....) Atlease you don't have to deal with a classmate almost everyday smelling his PURE SWEAT. Seriously, every time he goes near me, I usually hold my breath until he passes me. If he talks to me, I usually avoid breathing. Horrible stench.

Yall are too funny. I swear, if I knew you guys in real life, I would die laughing. xD

Jun Yuan
12-23-2013, 01:49 PM
Next time bring anti gas mask Lol

Boomer
12-23-2013, 02:39 PM
O.M.G.

LOL!!!

That is so funny and so gross...