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Rubicon
01-13-2014, 10:39 AM
Hey guys,this is a Mini Pop-Quiz,just answer what you broke and you score A+.

Its Daniel
01-13-2014, 10:55 AM
Mommy, i broke your crystal trees in growtopia.

:wave:

John Michael Aguado
01-13-2014, 11:39 AM
Mommy, i broke your crystal trees in growtopia.

:wave:

Mom: -_________-***

Okay my turn, Mom I broke your Wizard hat Tree and got a Merlin hat. Can I keep it?

Its Daniel
01-13-2014, 12:03 PM
Mom: -_________-***

Okay my turn, Mom I broke your Wizard hat Tree and got a Merlin hat. Can I keep it?

Mommy, JM is stealing my hat :(

Dan9955
01-13-2014, 12:41 PM
Mommy, I broke your nose.

LittleSirP
01-13-2014, 12:48 PM
Son:Mommy,I broke your cellphone. I know you said not to touch it,but...
Mom: ...It's okay,son. People make mistakes.Meet me in my room after you're done doing the dishes...
*After the dishes are done*
Mom:Okay son... Do you know what you'll get as a punishment?
Son: Uhm...I-I I don't know...
*Mom lashes out The Belt.*
Son: NO MOMMY! NOOOO
Then the spanking starts.
Mom: You learn to disobey me HA?! This is what you get when you're bad!

Some would call it child abuse but... That's how to discipline a child. Especially in Chinese families,we take discipline and order in the house SERIOUSLY.Very SERIOUSLY.

-Little

Rubicon
01-13-2014, 01:11 PM
Mommy, JM is stealing my hat :(

More like Mommy,i stole MJ's hat.

najimac
01-13-2014, 05:33 PM
Mommy, I broke your SO3 (Sulfur trioxide)
Mommy is now like ,:panic::nuke:"

Boomer
01-13-2014, 05:57 PM
Mommy I broke your secret stash of sugar. I'm sorry...

Mom: THAT'S NOT SUGAR!!!

;););)

Blizzy
01-13-2014, 06:01 PM
Mommy, I broke everything.

The 978
01-13-2014, 06:47 PM
Mommy, I broke everything you SAW, SEEING and WILL SEE.

Celtic1905
01-13-2014, 09:20 PM
Mommy I broke your credit card...
YOU DID WHAT?!!

Growtobecool
01-14-2014, 02:19 AM
Me: Mommy, I broke the glass...
Mom: It is ok, daughter. I will call you later.
-35 Minutes later..-
Me: Whatcha want?
-Mom Holding a meter stick-
Me: Holy... Shoot... Wish I hadn't played witch the bat.

Dodo Wizard
01-14-2014, 04:18 AM
Mommy, I broke grandpa.

YourLuck
01-14-2014, 06:11 AM
.rammarg fo selur eht ekorb I ,ymmoM

The 978
01-14-2014, 04:32 PM
Me: I broke ...
Mom: WHAT?
Me: *facepalm*
Mom: WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU BROKE?
Me:

YOUR CAR.

Bennyboy
01-14-2014, 05:50 PM
Me :Mommy i broke our house

Mom: You did what!?

Me : I tried to drive the tonka truck to the beach but i crashed im sorry

Mom : GAHAHAJAHHSJAJJA HOW DARE YOU

Rabidpotato
01-14-2014, 09:34 PM
Mommy I broke your secret stash of sugar. I'm sorry...

Mom: THAT'S NOT SUGAR!!!

;););)

HAhahahaha :o:o:o

Mommy I broke your collarbone! Mommy? Mommy.... MOMMY!

RevJustice
01-14-2014, 11:12 PM
HAhahahaha :o:o:o

Mommy I broke your collarbone! Mommy? Mommy.... MOMMY!

Did you just make a Metal Gear reference?

Rabidpotato
01-15-2014, 01:01 AM
Did you just make a Metal Gear reference?

That was a reference? Didn't notice...

Triforce
01-15-2014, 01:30 AM
Mom, I broke your face.

Megazork
01-15-2014, 03:12 AM
Mommy i broke wind!!! :wave:

lolgal96
01-15-2014, 03:31 AM
Mommy i broke wind!!! :wave:

MOOOOOOOMY!! MEGAZORK BROKE WIND!!
BTW mommy I broke your mammoth leash. I hope you aren't mad :sweatdrop:

Hamstereo
01-15-2014, 09:17 AM
What did you do cosmo????


Errrr i broke Growtopia and made it it into Cosmotopia,im sure the people there would like it ;)


OMGSYUGSNSHHUSYBTHUXTYJCD THE PEEPS THERE WOULD HATE IT SON!!!

Next day later......

People of growtopia:OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCHHNCXVJHNNH GHHKNX I CAN GET 999999999 WORLD IN 1 SECOND

The end........

Dodo Wizard
01-15-2014, 07:20 PM
Mommy, I broke the vase. (I can't believe no one did this yet.)

Growtobecool
01-17-2014, 03:06 AM
*no comment*

Sometimes, The people in the Philippines do those. Trust me, Seed some. Oh, I also came from The Philippines.

John Michael Aguado
01-17-2014, 11:10 AM
Sometimes, The people in the Philippines do those. Trust me, Seed some. Oh, I also came from The Philippines.

True, Living childhood like a bit of hell. Wonder what will happen in teenager years?

skullcandy
01-17-2014, 11:11 AM
mommy, I broke your fb password

PURPLE585
01-17-2014, 08:20 PM
Mommy, I broke your son.

[Hehe..]

Rubicon
01-18-2014, 02:13 PM
Mommy, I broke grandpa.

Lol xD GrandPa!!!!

l0l
01-19-2014, 06:14 PM
Sometimes, The people in the Philippines do those. Trust me, Seed some. Oh, I also came from The Philippines.

Phhht. Isnt that normal? I thought it's "violence" and "child abuse" only in USA?

Mommy, I broke your rules.... Idk the end.

annabirdy01
01-19-2014, 10:55 PM
Mommy, I broke your promise.

Imanapp_For_Teh_Win!
01-21-2014, 10:39 AM
Me: Mommy, I broke your leg.

Mom: OW OW OW OW.

Me: Haha!!

:crazy:

l0l
01-21-2014, 12:34 PM
Mommy I broke your life. U should check for holes next time.

skullcandy
01-21-2014, 03:00 PM
mommy I broke daddy with a machine gun(??!!!!??):confused::yeah:

trice
01-21-2014, 03:07 PM
Mommy I love you.

The 978
01-21-2014, 03:16 PM
Mommy I broke X + Y = Z thingy.

Shaker
01-21-2014, 05:19 PM
Mommy, I broke your IPad air which you bought yesterday....

Dodo Wizard
01-22-2014, 07:05 AM
Mommy, I broke Greenswe.

Rubicon
01-22-2014, 08:37 AM
Me: Mommy, I broke your leg.

Mom: OW OW OW OW.

Me: Haha!!

:crazy:

Woahh!!!! OOUCHHH MANNNNNNNNNNNN ERMMYGAWDS Ouch ouch AND OUCHHHHHH.Well i wouldn't do that to meh mummy.

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Mommy I broke your life. U should check for holes next time.

Wow, so meannnn...well my mum always hates me when i disturb her from her beauty Sleep...btw my mum does Kung Fu in my room...she learned it with her friends.

Ughhhhhhh,well nice one...it's just meannn but oh well.

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Mommy I love you.

Awh so sweet,go tell it to yo mum now!!!!!!

l0l
01-22-2014, 08:45 AM
Mommy I broke the system
http://theactionelite.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/matrix-error-284343-600x375.jpg

najimac
01-22-2014, 01:02 PM
Mommy I broke your chlorine flask.
Mommy I broke your atom's bond.
Mommy I broke the www server.
Mommy I broke your paper.