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Potato
01-30-2014, 02:48 AM
Bascially its a Yo Mama Contest!

Last Yo Mama Post wins! Winner gets a wl! :D

PLZ DONT USE WEBSITES!

ill go first...Yo Mama Is so fat I jogged around her twice and i got lost....

Lief
01-30-2014, 03:37 AM
Your mama so fat she sunk the titanic

Your mama so fat when she walked past the tv you missed 3 episodes

GAMEFREAK
01-30-2014, 05:57 AM
Your mama so fat she sunk the titanic

Your mama so fat when she walked past the tv you missed 3 episodes

3 episodes of what..? Lost?

You mama so stupid she tried to play "got your nose" with voldemort.

CheeseBox
01-30-2014, 06:13 AM
Your mom is ugly she scared the sh*t out of the toilet

(Sorry)

BenXxxXZero
01-30-2014, 07:31 AM
Your mama is so greasy,she poop 4 time per minute.
Lol for fun.

Potato
01-31-2014, 02:15 AM
Your mama is so greasy,she poop 4 time per minute.
Lol for fun.

Your mama was so fat that when she goes to the beach shes the only one who gets a tan.

LittleSirP
01-31-2014, 02:28 AM
Your mom.
-Little

Kaotic
01-31-2014, 02:40 AM
Your mama is so ugly, she's the reason why slenderman hides in the woods.

Your mama is so fat, she looked uo cheat codes for Wii fit.

Your mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was a prince.

These were all off my head and not from the internet.

Star69Jr
01-31-2014, 04:16 AM
Yo mama so ugly, when she saw one direction, she made one direction go to the other direction. lols

Yo mama so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out. lols

Aaab2
01-31-2014, 05:18 AM
Yo mama so ugly she whent to a haunted house and came out with an application xD

Gusto
01-31-2014, 05:56 AM
you're madre es sooo bad @ enlish dat shes neededd 2 goe 2 scool. kkk

Aquarml
01-31-2014, 08:07 AM
Your mama so fat she needs 10 chairs for her but on the plane.

What? Most of the good ones are taken...

Your mama so fat she couldn't fit threw the gym door.

Your mama so fat biggest looser didn't accept her.

Your mama so fat she needs 5 beds.

Your mama so fat she can stop a tornado with her bum.

Your mama so fat her farts make earth quakes.

Dodo Wizard
01-31-2014, 08:14 AM
Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the moon, it got destroyed. But don't worry, yo mama is so fat she's the new moon.

Cocomonkey
01-31-2014, 08:14 AM
Yo mama is so fat that she is fat.

Neokje1
01-31-2014, 08:54 AM
Your mama is so stupid, she's telling your mama Jokes to you!
Your mama is so nice, she gave birth to you.

~neokje1

Aquarml
01-31-2014, 09:27 AM
Your mama so fat she cannot see her feet.

The 978
01-31-2014, 09:29 AM
Yo mama is so fat that he can't even say that he is fat.

TIMTAM
01-31-2014, 09:30 AM
Your mama is so stupid, she tried to drown a fish in water.

The 978
01-31-2014, 09:31 AM
Yo mama is so dumb, he thought that JB stands for James Bond, and bought a ticket for the concert.

Potato
02-01-2014, 01:30 AM
Yo mama is so dumb, he thought that JB stands for James Bond, and bought a ticket for the concert.

Your mama is so fat that she sat on a iphone and it turned into a ipad.

(btw u know ur saying he right?)

Rabidpotato
02-01-2014, 02:33 AM
Yo mama so fat she went to the beach and all the Japanese people screamed "GODZILLA!"

Aquarml
02-01-2014, 02:57 AM
Your mama so fat she bounces to get to place to place.

Growtobecool
02-01-2014, 05:54 AM
Your mama is so old, her Birth Certificate had a stamp saying " EXPIRED "

Got it from a movie ( Sing song voice )

XxDaNxX_The_Awesome
02-01-2014, 09:43 PM
Yo mama so fat that when she gets on an elevator, it has to go down but don't worry, she can't fit in the elevator in the first place.

Megazork
02-01-2014, 10:02 PM
your mama so fat, she can't fit in this yo mama joke!

yo mama so stupid she thought seewead was something fish smoke

Bennyboy
02-01-2014, 10:43 PM
Your mama so fat when she wears her rain coat people shout "TAXI"
Link to each other.
Your mama so fat when she wears her rain coat people shout "You Idiots painted the double bus wrong"!

Friboy8
02-01-2014, 11:48 PM
Yo mama so stupid she booked an appointment with docter pepper!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so stupid she booked tickets for x-box live!
Yo mama so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye XD
Yo mama so fat she had to get christened at sea world !

MSM
02-02-2014, 03:38 PM
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang "We are family"

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Your mama is so stupid she tried climbing Mountain Dew

Potato
02-02-2014, 08:00 PM
Your mama is so ugly that when Bob the builder saw her he said: I CANT FIX THIS!

syrup
02-03-2014, 12:03 AM
Yo' mama so fat, I can't believe she's not butter

Then again, that isn't a bad thing, right, RIGHT?

Potato
02-05-2014, 01:37 AM
Yo mama is so fat that when I searched Fat in the dictionary their was a picture of her on it....and the picture was 50 pages long

ibold
02-05-2014, 01:40 AM
Best thread!! yomama would love this!

iAnonymous
02-05-2014, 01:42 AM
Your momma is so fat she got arrested for holding 10 pounds of CRAACK! Explanation: It is talking about her Buttcrack, because if she is holding 10 pounds of Buttcrack she is pretty fat.